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sand is bones, bones are sand, the whales eat the bones into sand. fka MDT. he/him. NJ->DC. does law. keeps book.
C-M POPE
C-M POPE
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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the new pope went to Villanova which means he has definitely had someone look him in the eye and say “Go Birds” at least once in his life
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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First millennial pope quietly singing “I’m the pope, I’m the pope” to the tune of “I’m the Map” from Dora the Explorer.
May 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
in a shock, GULC somehow outlasts Nazi fuckwit Ed’s tenure in DC
May 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“how dare you use this sacrosanct platform to talk sportsball” remains a perpetually silly take but Met Gala is as close as I approach to sympathizing with it on my annual orbit

Lewis Hamilton did look pretty boss though
May 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Took about twenty pages of notes, made it to room 46, and - spoiler alert - didn’t realize Blue Prince was a pun on “blueprints” until my five-year-old pointed it out to me yesterday
May 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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there's like a 1600-capacity wrestling hall in Tokyo that I decided I needed to see before I turned 30: defector.com/i-went-to-ja...
I Went To Japan To See One Building | Defector
TOKYO — Last year, when I visited Major League ballparks in Philadelphia and Minnesota for the first time, I made the same obvious-but-still-true observation: “It looks like it does on TV.” Well, Kora...
defector.com
May 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"Do your own research" is akin to "fly your own airliner" insofar as it's a complicated task that requires years of specialized training to do well and your attempts to take it into your own hands after a couple YouTube videos is likely to lead to the death of you and those around you
May 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
38 different people in my family have asked me so far if I've seen Conclave. "you need to, it's so good" my dudes unless Cardinal Pikachu is in the running so I can watch it with the kids it's going on the plane ride list
April 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The Blue Prince: who knew that The 7th Guest and Carcassone would make such a cool baby
April 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’ve known Mike as a classmate, neighbor, and friend over twenty years. In that time I’ve never known him to half-ass anything. He’s a good person. He has my support and I hope you’ll consider supporting him as well.
I’m running for Congress.

I’ve spent my career holding the powerful accountable as a political & legal journalist. I’m running for Congress to tell you the truth, fight for New York, and Unf*ck Our Country.

Join us: secure.actblue.com/donate/mbs-e...

Learn more: www.youtube.com/watch?v=20U5...
Unf*ck Our Country
YouTube video by Mike Sacks for Congress
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April 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Alexander the Great and the Fates, by Bernardino Mei, 1667, 📸 by Sarah Stier
April 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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I’ve got an Alex Ovechkin story for you: in 2007 or 2008, not long after moving to DC, I was working as a mechanic at a tiny shop in Clarendon, off Washington blvd. A coworker mentioned to me that Ovi lived in the neighborhood. I didn’t think much of it.
April 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
8️⃣ 🥅 🐐😭
April 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
having had a few hours to stew on that one it’s still only about a .52 on the nightmare scale compared to the 2022 final four
April 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

at least ovechkin breaks the record tomorrow and tomorrow is only seven minutes away
April 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
well that sucked all the ass didn’t it
April 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
there are multiple puking emojis to choose from and yet none of them really capture it for me right now
April 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Hittin’ A Desperately Needed Three And Then Gettin’ Back To Slap A Shot Into The 200 Level With Mr. Cooper
April 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
this is what I’m talking about; first Proctor can’t convert a great look and then that Cryer shot spiked my blood pressure ten points when it left his hands and another ten on the bounce above the rim
it is deeply weird seeing a Duke team at the half against Houston and finding myself preferring a rock fight to a shootout
April 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I know Flagg is the goddamn truth but when you’ve sat through as many Shavlik Randolph games as I have in my time on this earth it’s hard to ever fully trust your own judgment again
April 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Rooster Man Above Vitebsk, by Marc Chagall, 1925, 📸 by Eric Gay
April 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
it is deeply weird seeing a Duke team at the half against Houston and finding myself preferring a rock fight to a shootout
April 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
please stop it with the jelly roll
April 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM