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Tragically tinned pork.
I am in the stationariest traffic that ever was, so I am going to comment on the music I am listening to.
September 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Today I rode a #bus, #plane, #tram and #train, and yet still I am no closer to God.
August 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hella police at the train station today, but I bet there's not hella trains at the police station, so where's the #justice really? #MakesYouThink
June 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Sorry I didn't riff on your riff, I was feeling jocular when I posted but despondent seventy seconds later
November 18, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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Don't happy. Be worry.
January 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Cop: Pops quiz, hot shot.

Me: That's him! That's my dad!

*My dad breaks free of the line-up and bolts out of the fire exit while I break down, reliving the pain of loss*

Cop: Congratulations! You've won a toaster.
December 17, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die
November 21, 2024 at 6:02 AM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social Hi Derek! Glad you made it over here.
Have you ever written anything about waistcoats? I like wearing them, but for budget reasons most of mine are thrifted, and so probably orphaned from 3pc suits. Any advice for making them look good without the matching pieces?
November 14, 2024 at 11:46 AM
I haven't received a DM in the whole 2 days I bave been on bsky. Turns out it's lonely as a 0 follower nonbot without the 0 follower bots to keep you company.
February 9, 2024 at 4:02 PM
And so a new chapter begins.
February 7, 2024 at 2:06 AM