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Tragically tinned pork.
I finally got to drive again so this chapter of my life is over.
September 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Jonathan Coulton is still the only artist I know to have done a song about a furniture chain.
September 11, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Alessandra's high screamy note in Queen of Kings killed my goldfish during Eurovision.
September 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Kaarija's big green sleeves still haunt my nightmares.
September 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
James Hetfield's ballady songs are somehow even more gravelly than the metal ones.
September 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Meg White is often criticized as a drummer, but everyone who hears Seven Nation Army does the drums on the steering wheel as soon as they kick in.
September 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly is the only band name I know that is a series of instructions.
September 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Badlands is a song that Bruce Springsteen sang with a mouth full of marshmallows.
September 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Bröther may I have some cöins.
June 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Can it take me higher?
May 13, 2025 at 11:05 AM
And when there was only one set of footprints, that was when Jesus rode a t-rex.
January 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I remember reading that it came from the US Airforce - there was a time when, if a pilot crashed, they paid his family a hefty sum - enough to buy a farm. Hence if a pilot crashed and died he 'bought the farm'. Might not be the true origin, but I like it.
November 13, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I don't even know if there are horny moms in my area anymore. That was kind of reassuring, you know?
February 9, 2024 at 4:03 PM