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One year closer to my goal of living forever.
Any Christmas lights are permanent if you leave ‘em up long enough.
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
How many flavors, if you had to guess…?
August 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Thinking about how Biscuitville underwent a rebrand similar to Cracker Barrel a decade ago, but we were too naive to realize it was because of woke.
August 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Sending myself a reminder to give the dogs their flea & tick preventative (NexGard), which isn’t as exciting as my phone would suggest
August 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Jack White at his kid’s sporting event as the opposing team chants Seven Nation Army
May 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
March 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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remember tonight to set your clock ahead an hour. but if canada and mexico set their clocks ahead an hour, then set your clocks back an hour. except for clocks in the automotive industry and clocks made with parts already covered under the USMCA, in which case
March 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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my nephew drew me this. you think it’s cute well it’s not he’s 23 and just got pardoned for taking a shit inside the Capitol on January 6th
January 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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I think the goal is to make all the social media sites so repugnant everyone with a shred of decency cancels all of their accounts, leaving us with no way to find each other and organize.
January 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Leaving my wife for this fortune cookie
December 17, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Steelers/Browns has me thinking there should be a TV feature that makes anything you watch look like a snow game.
Apple Vision goggles not selling? Let me insert realistic augmented reality flurries into everyday life.
November 22, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I remember as a kid seeing people my age be irrationally resentful of the “cool kids” or teachers or parents.

They didn’t grow up, they just shifted their resentment towards “the elites” and experts and elected officials.
November 6, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Democracy called. It wants you to stop on the way home to tell wannabe dictators & aspiring oligarchs to stick their shiny gold sneakers & million dollar checks where the sun don't shine.
November 5, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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Arbyllbees
October 20, 2024 at 9:04 PM
This priest _____
A. Is dozing off
B. Is listening closely
C. Literally can't even
October 19, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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Have I ever told you that Travis is my hero? He's been helping my live with cancer for years, I've lost count of how many surgeries he's helped me stay positive thru, and he texts me FRI DAY NIGHT every friday. He's a saint and I'm glad to be his friend.
Have I ever told you that Billy is my hero? He's been living with cancer for years, I've lost count of how many surgeries he's had, and he goes in for chemo every week without ever complaining. He's a warrior and I'm glad to be his friend.
Chemo Day #69
Rainbow Cats
BB4600

Anyone who replies to this and doesn’t say “nice” is a cop
July 17, 2024 at 9:47 PM
“Welcome to Bluesky. There’s less nazis than the other place, but we’ve replaced the sportswriters with random cartoons.”
July 14, 2024 at 12:09 PM
I like the name of this product because it implies there’s a trampoline for every stage of life.
March 31, 2024 at 12:19 PM
A smoke shop that does brunch. Call it “Crepe & Vape.”
February 8, 2024 at 10:32 AM
If any of you Bluesky people have delivered something to our house, I’d like to apologize for the tone, volume, and duration of what these two said.
February 8, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Watching the promotional video for an animatronic singing Santa that’s on closeout at Home Depot, and the auto-generated captions for We Wish You a Merry Christmas are outstanding.
January 5, 2024 at 4:17 AM