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Thin blue line flag with the words, “these colors do run.”
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Shout-out to my brilliant coworkers for thus adorning the printer
Printer with a caricature of Hulk Hogan and a speech bubble around the printer’s “brother” branding
October 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Person on ledge of tall building:
David Lee Roth performing a jump split, presumably off a stage riser & not a tall building
September 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Orson Welles expressing fear of Jimmy Fallon, for there is something missing in him. “At the heart of his ingratiating flailing there is a void so total I fear it longs to hunt, like the ultimate emptiness which stalks us all.”
September 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Nice! We had one by our porch light last fall, which made for a photo that I couldn’t recreate if I tried.
Spider & web backlit by a floodlight, which also illuminated a blurred patch of green grass.
September 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I prefer my govt in one of these
McDonald’s packaging for the McDLT, which some elders will recall was promoted as keeping the hot side hot and the cold side cold. Here, the cold crispy lettuce & tomato represent Church, and the hot greasy beef patty represents State.
September 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Cracker Barrel man displaying beta posture
August 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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ISU sports info dept when there’s two Jace Gilberts
Family Guy racial profiling meme, using color chart to determine which players get a pronunciation guide on the online roster
August 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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How many flavors, if you had to guess…?
August 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Thinking about how Biscuitville underwent a rebrand similar to Cracker Barrel a decade ago, but we were too naive to realize it was because of woke.
Before & after remodel renderings of southern quick-serve breakfast/lunch chain, Biscuitville- which freshened its look fifteen years ago. Rebrand was not universally lauded, but culture war brain rot had not yet inspired disingenuous dipshits and general morons to decry it as “woke.”
August 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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“You guys are getting paid?” meme, but about sack tapping.
August 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Sending myself a reminder to give the dogs their flea & tick preventative (NexGard), which isn’t as exciting as my phone would suggest
Autocorrect suggesting that when typing the brand name “NexGard” what I REALLY meant to say was “Me hard”, which wasn’t quite the case.
August 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Greensboro earlier this year
(Photo credit: in-laws friend)
Albino deer
August 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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August 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Along those lines, check out this LensCrafters/Ray-Ban ad that showed up in one of my feeds recently.
It’s *possible* they found someone who’s a dead ringer, but I don’t know that Richard Ashcroft has a deal with them or has the Paul Rudd gene.
Juxtaposition of a recent ad for eyeglasses, and a screenshot of the video for The Verve’s 1997 song, Bittersweet Symphony, in which the man pictured looks nearly identical.
July 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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This is the variation that appeared in my FB feed.
AI slop depicting deceased wrestlers in heaven, with typo-laden dialogue, and Hulk Hogan asking “Andre is that you?” to what is supposed to be Andre The Giant but more closely resembles the love child of Fred Savage & Sean Astin.
July 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Trying to discretely poop on day 3 in a shared hotel room.
July 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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When the Omaha paper illustrates you contemplating the wrong job.
July 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Saw one a few years back with a Misfits plate.
Made me reevaluate my thoughts on both punk culture and PT Cruisers.
Surprisingly well-maintained purple PT Cruiser with a license plate depicting the logo of punk band, the Misfits. Spotted at a Whole Foods in Greensboro, North Carolina, making it unlikely to have been Glenn Danzig’s personal vehicle.
June 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Dunno, but this has lived rent-free in my head for nearly four days
Close-up of the drunk uncle fabric that looks less like Bobby Moynihan than it does a Golden Girls era Rue McClanahan sticking out her tongue in a licky-licky-lick gesture. Please tell me I’m not the only one who sees it.
May 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Scene from the film MIB in which it’s explained that while an individual person may be smart, groups of people collectively tend to be reactionary, dumb, panicky, and dangerous.
April 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Pour one out also for Cookie Monster
Weathered chair with blue muppet fur.
April 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Timeline undefeated
Screencap of a post containing the Signal group chat detailing bombing plans punctuated by Vance stating he’ll say a prayer for victory, immediately followed by Ygrene’s post of what such a prayer may sound like.
March 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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The arm wrestling meme, used in this instance to draw parallel between low-info voters and non-basketball fans who fill out brackets.
March 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Fightin’ Christian, NOOOO!!!!!
Fightin’ Christian, former mascot of then Elon College (now Elon University, home of the Phoenix), on stage with the emotionally-stunted billionaire that’s dismantling the federal government (the cringy tech bro billionaire, not the crimy demagogue one who’s out of frame).
March 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM