Logging into your boyfriend’s YouTube on the big TV:

For You:

Medieval historian ranks stews in cinema

Building a catapult with dirt from my yard

Programming a robot to unwrap KIND Bars

Petite woman can eat the hottest sauce in the world

The real John Wick was an Irish milkman

Hi friends! My name’s Cam and I stream on Twitch. I’m currently playing Demonologist and I’ll be playing Rivals later if anybody wants to come hangout!

twitch.tv/space__cam

#streamer #twitch #demonologist #marvelrivals #fortnite

y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now

Let’s hope that Tik Tok is disabled tonight at midnight and all day tomorrow and Monday.

Which means the biggest story on Monday will be…

And the reaction from the newly installed President will be …

the problem is i want to play every video game and there are only finite hours in a lifetime

they say i'm not supposed to put the Q-Tip into my ear canal but that's where the spider is

just found out my boyfriend plays with puppets for work? today is weird

Personally I am of the opinion that video games rot your brain. However, so does everything else. In fact, everything else is worse. Video games actually are the slowest means towards your inevitable and total brain rot.

*sabrina carpenter voice* “have you tried this one?

*folds in half with horrifying bone crushing sounds and crumples to a ball on the floor, gurgling for a moment then silent*

They make take our lives, but they will
NEVER!
TAKE!!
OUR SHIT-POSTS!!!

This is the most intense game of Splatoon I've ever seen