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💔💔💔 INJURY UPDATE 💔💔💔

Per HC Kyle Shanahan, the 49ers will NOT be activating LB Fred Warner (ankle) off of IR for the Divisional round.
January 15, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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i don't really give a shit if consultants think being anti-ICE is "good messaging" or whatever when people are actively being shot, beat, gassed and jailed.
January 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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Free talking point for Democrats: Immigration is an unquestionable good thing and its opponents are not Patriots.
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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unfortunately i can’t find any information on if these chicago bears were really kissing because when you type “bears kissing” into the internet you get some other stuff
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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This makes absolute ZERO sense that the NFL would schedule the divisional round this way.

Both the Rams and Bears played on Saturday. That should be the Saturday game.

It's asinine the NFL would schedule the 49ers on a short week when they could have avoided a short week for all of the NFC teams.
The NFL announces:
Saturday, Jan. 17
4:30 or 8 p.m. ET
Bills at Broncos (Network TBD)
4:30 or 8 p.m. ET
49ers at Seahawks (Network TBD)

Sunday, Jan. 18
3:00 or 6:30 p.m. ET
Rams at Bears (Network TBD)
3:00 or 6:30 p.m. ET
Steelers/Texans at Patriots (Network TBD)
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Saquon Barkley walks off into the sunset with his close personal friend, Donald Trump
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Jalen Hurts 4th down pass gets knocked away
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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Eric Kendricks going from the couch to the game-winning play is pretty fitting for this 49ers team
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
All the Niners need is for the most injured defense in sports history to get one stop. It’s fine everything is fine. Why would I be nervous?
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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LETS GO NINERS
January 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
CMC is a better wide receiver than the 49ers actual wide receivers.
January 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Kittle has been a joy to watch since the moment he entered the league. Just an absolute gut punch in a season full of them. Hard to know what to even say at this point.
January 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Brock Purdy is 10/15 for 168 and a TD against a great Eagles defense while throwing to dudes who don’t know where to line up or indeed how to “catch a football.”
January 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it
January 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: We are opening a formal investigation into the shooting involving federal agents in Portland today.

Our office will take every step necessary to ensure the rights and security of Oregonians are protected. #orpol #breakingnews
January 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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Peaceful vigil for Renee Good tonight in Seattle.
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM