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ash | 25 | gay funnyman, hubris enjoyer, pasta addict | making the webcomic PALE RIDER: http://palerider.the-comic.org 🤠🌵🧛♂️🧙
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📌hi! i'm ash, and i like gay robots, cape books, and space pewpews, among other things. mostly reskeets, some of my art, and occasional star wars unlimited posts that you'll just have to decipher yourself.
my comic: palerider.the-comic.org
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my comic: palerider.the-comic.org
commissions: sourswords.carrd.co#commissions
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POISEN ME PLEASE - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
POISEN ME PLEASE - dashare.zone ADMIN
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November 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
deluxe hardcover of ram v's new gods and my life is yours, dc. any price. YES i have it in singles. YES i will double-dip. it's been one day since it ended and i'm already craving it again.
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
deluxe hardcover of ram v's new gods and my life is yours, dc. any price. YES i have it in singles. YES i will double-dip. it's been one day since it ended and i'm already craving it again.
ah yes, my favorite carpenter brut songs that i can definitely talk about in normal company: hang 'em all and sexkiller on the loose
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
ah yes, my favorite carpenter brut songs that i can definitely talk about in normal company: hang 'em all and sexkiller on the loose
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Underrated thing that's been flying under the radar: ICE's hiring spree, by necessity since there are so few others willing and able, has been hiring away local cops, which infuriates the departments by causing manpower problems and is, ironically, removing the worst of the worst from their ranks.
The more local police see ICE assholes as criminals, the better it will be for us.
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Underrated thing that's been flying under the radar: ICE's hiring spree, by necessity since there are so few others willing and able, has been hiring away local cops, which infuriates the departments by causing manpower problems and is, ironically, removing the worst of the worst from their ranks.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
learning the wife guy ways by becoming a gambit main
November 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
learning the wife guy ways by becoming a gambit main
oh great. the local news is now showing ads where kristi noem tells people to download an app so they can "peacefully" self-deport or else get jumped by ice clowns. worst fucking timeline.
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
oh great. the local news is now showing ads where kristi noem tells people to download an app so they can "peacefully" self-deport or else get jumped by ice clowns. worst fucking timeline.
do i decide to knuckle down and get good at gambit...... he's clearly very tricky but he seems like a lot of fun
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
do i decide to knuckle down and get good at gambit...... he's clearly very tricky but he seems like a lot of fun
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I remember just last year that every day in every way, the media took time to inform me that Joe Biden Is Old.
But now that they've been handed the biggest scandal in living memory, the granddaddy of them all, the HOLY SHIT THEY WERE FUCKING CHILDREN scandal?
"Hey, c'mon, it's ... it's okay, man."
But now that they've been handed the biggest scandal in living memory, the granddaddy of them all, the HOLY SHIT THEY WERE FUCKING CHILDREN scandal?
"Hey, c'mon, it's ... it's okay, man."
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I remember just last year that every day in every way, the media took time to inform me that Joe Biden Is Old.
But now that they've been handed the biggest scandal in living memory, the granddaddy of them all, the HOLY SHIT THEY WERE FUCKING CHILDREN scandal?
"Hey, c'mon, it's ... it's okay, man."
But now that they've been handed the biggest scandal in living memory, the granddaddy of them all, the HOLY SHIT THEY WERE FUCKING CHILDREN scandal?
"Hey, c'mon, it's ... it's okay, man."
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thank you, vaguely threatening gachapon machine
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
thank you, vaguely threatening gachapon machine
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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
tell me i'm not the only one who gets tripped up by adam warlock's ult quote being "born again!" like i associate that so strongly with daredevil, even though it isn't a Thing He Actually Ever Says (far as i know), that it makes me do a double take every time.
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
tell me i'm not the only one who gets tripped up by adam warlock's ult quote being "born again!" like i associate that so strongly with daredevil, even though it isn't a Thing He Actually Ever Says (far as i know), that it makes me do a double take every time.
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Don't tell me I can't draw, brother
Some prime hunks of ridiculous beef available next weekend at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social for £40 each!
Some prime hunks of ridiculous beef available next weekend at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social for £40 each!
November 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Don't tell me I can't draw, brother
Some prime hunks of ridiculous beef available next weekend at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social for £40 each!
Some prime hunks of ridiculous beef available next weekend at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social for £40 each!
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why pay thousands for a therapist when you could just have a very intense conversation with a green goblin mask?
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
why pay thousands for a therapist when you could just have a very intense conversation with a green goblin mask?
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
as a 5'3" person i have discovered that i can never go to a standing room only show ever again unless i am on the mezzanine or i arrive three hours before showtime and claim my spot like a stubborn cat
November 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
as a 5'3" person i have discovered that i can never go to a standing room only show ever again unless i am on the mezzanine or i arrive three hours before showtime and claim my spot like a stubborn cat
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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why doesn't red have more ambush units....... red is aggression..... what could be more aggressive than ramming a unit into another unit.......
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
why doesn't red have more ambush units....... red is aggression..... what could be more aggressive than ramming a unit into another unit.......