My daughter is 21 in a couple of weeks. She didn’t want to go to a fancy restaurant, she’s requested that we celebrate by doing laser tag, interactive darts and beer pong. She’s top drawer.
October 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My daughter is 21 in a couple of weeks. She didn’t want to go to a fancy restaurant, she’s requested that we celebrate by doing laser tag, interactive darts and beer pong. She’s top drawer.
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If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk
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October 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk
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Still blithely unconcerned about hurting the feelings of original substitute box. (And by original I mean one in a long series of boxes.)
August 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Still blithely unconcerned about hurting the feelings of original substitute box. (And by original I mean one in a long series of boxes.)
Picked enough sloes to make 3 litres of sloe gin this afternoon. Back out for more tomorrow.
August 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Picked enough sloes to make 3 litres of sloe gin this afternoon. Back out for more tomorrow.
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Video from every angle of the simultaneous demolition of eight cooling towers at a decommissioned power station in Nottinghamshire, today
Watch: Every angle of largest cooling tower collapse at Cottam Power Station
Contractors say the flattening of eight structures was the largest ever simultaneous demolition of cooling towers.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Video from every angle of the simultaneous demolition of eight cooling towers at a decommissioned power station in Nottinghamshire, today
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Mr Elder to the rescue with a 300-click gift link.
AND I EXPECT EVERY ONE OF THOSE CLICKS TO BE USED.
AND I EXPECT EVERY ONE OF THOSE CLICKS TO BE USED.
August 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Mr Elder to the rescue with a 300-click gift link.
AND I EXPECT EVERY ONE OF THOSE CLICKS TO BE USED.
AND I EXPECT EVERY ONE OF THOSE CLICKS TO BE USED.
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Genuinely baffling that people aren't more embarrassed to use AI
July 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Genuinely baffling that people aren't more embarrassed to use AI
Yes. Next question.
Have we all gone mad? https://on.ft.com/4lNY63b | opinion
Have we all gone mad?
An inventory
on.ft.com
July 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Yes. Next question.
Not only did we win the Euros but it was also my stepdad’s 85th birthday. He pounded the table with his fists and cried with joy at Chloe Kelly’s penalty. What a bloody day.
July 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Not only did we win the Euros but it was also my stepdad’s 85th birthday. He pounded the table with his fists and cried with joy at Chloe Kelly’s penalty. What a bloody day.
God bless Hannah Hampton because holy hell they were big shoes to fill.
July 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
God bless Hannah Hampton because holy hell they were big shoes to fill.
World Cup final repeat then.
July 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
World Cup final repeat then.
Shelling peas and broad beans. Whoever came up with the name for beans was one lazy bastard.
“What are these?”
“Well you see those thin, beans over there, a bit like green string, they’re like them just, yanno, broader.”
“Ok cool, so one is string and one is broad yeah?
“Yeah, let’s go with that.”
“What are these?”
“Well you see those thin, beans over there, a bit like green string, they’re like them just, yanno, broader.”
“Ok cool, so one is string and one is broad yeah?
“Yeah, let’s go with that.”
July 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Shelling peas and broad beans. Whoever came up with the name for beans was one lazy bastard.
“What are these?”
“Well you see those thin, beans over there, a bit like green string, they’re like them just, yanno, broader.”
“Ok cool, so one is string and one is broad yeah?
“Yeah, let’s go with that.”
“What are these?”
“Well you see those thin, beans over there, a bit like green string, they’re like them just, yanno, broader.”
“Ok cool, so one is string and one is broad yeah?
“Yeah, let’s go with that.”
She was bloody great though
July 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
She was bloody great though
Can I also say Berger King.
(Ok, ok. )
(Ok, ok. )
July 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Can I also say Berger King.
(Ok, ok. )
(Ok, ok. )
Berger’s going to relish that shootout. (Sorry not sorry,)
July 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Berger’s going to relish that shootout. (Sorry not sorry,)
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Saw a toddler screaming his head off in town today
Why?
His dad wouldn’t let him go in the Casino 😂😂
Why?
His dad wouldn’t let him go in the Casino 😂😂
July 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Saw a toddler screaming his head off in town today
Why?
His dad wouldn’t let him go in the Casino 😂😂
Why?
His dad wouldn’t let him go in the Casino 😂😂
Shittest pens ever. But YESSSSSS!!!
July 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Shittest pens ever. But YESSSSSS!!!
I have a box of maltesers in the fridge like a goddamn queen.
July 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I have a box of maltesers in the fridge like a goddamn queen.
Does anyone want doping boy Sinner to win?
July 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Does anyone want doping boy Sinner to win?
Rod and his flash mob of ex-wives. Wholesome content.
June 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Rod and his flash mob of ex-wives. Wholesome content.