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local dum-dum (he/him)
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@gluesenkampperez.house.gov you’re a huge piece of shit
December 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov you’re a huge piece of shit
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
one thing i like about where i work is: people assume i'm Jewish
December 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
one thing i like about where i work is: people assume i'm Jewish
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Time is a flat circle.
December 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Time is a flat circle.
Age of Disclosure was a real letdown, fucking jingoistic horseshit
December 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Age of Disclosure was a real letdown, fucking jingoistic horseshit
As above, so below, or:
The carpet matches the drapes
The carpet matches the drapes
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
As above, so below, or:
The carpet matches the drapes
The carpet matches the drapes
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They should invent a city that doesn't spend 60% of its budget on cops
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
They should invent a city that doesn't spend 60% of its budget on cops
turn off reskeets when
December 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
turn off reskeets when
that's like saying you should prepare for Jingle All The Way by watching It's A Wonderful Life. You could do it...but you're not gonna be happy
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December 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
that's like saying you should prepare for Jingle All The Way by watching It's A Wonderful Life. You could do it...but you're not gonna be happy
RDR2 is so relaxing, how could I have forgotten. I wanna get the stupid story over with and spend the rest of my life getting the hunting challenges
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
RDR2 is so relaxing, how could I have forgotten. I wanna get the stupid story over with and spend the rest of my life getting the hunting challenges
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billionaires are smart and good at business that's why they have a billion dollars.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
billionaires are smart and good at business that's why they have a billion dollars.
The Reckoning is so good that it makes me want to rewatch other hip-hop documentaries, knowing what I know now. I'm looking at everybody involved differently fr
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The Reckoning is so good that it makes me want to rewatch other hip-hop documentaries, knowing what I know now. I'm looking at everybody involved differently fr
M. Emmet Walsh was basically working until he died last year, I wish they didn't have to recast the Cosmic Owl on Fiona & Cake. I blame HBO
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
M. Emmet Walsh was basically working until he died last year, I wish they didn't have to recast the Cosmic Owl on Fiona & Cake. I blame HBO
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
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I will use my abilities to damage your car
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I will use my abilities to damage your car
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i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far
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In the Star Wars universe his name is DJ Jizzy Jeff
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
In the Star Wars universe his name is DJ Jizzy Jeff
I had to try 5 pharmacies before I could fill my suboxone script. Really humiliating shit, crying in the CVS drive-thru in active withdrawal
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I had to try 5 pharmacies before I could fill my suboxone script. Really humiliating shit, crying in the CVS drive-thru in active withdrawal
Pretty crazy they keep finding new ways to make CVS worse
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Pretty crazy they keep finding new ways to make CVS worse
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"Never spread the lie in the headline" should be a hard rule of 21st century journalism.
Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
News media has to do better with headlines that present false and unverified public health claims.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
"Never spread the lie in the headline" should be a hard rule of 21st century journalism.
Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
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i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
So unserious it's pathological
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
So unserious it's pathological