Put a bounty on their head.
Put a bounty on their head.
It also explains why they put Mozzarella on pizzas, and not Mercedes S Class…
It also explains why they put Mozzarella on pizzas, and not Mercedes S Class…
Great entries
Great show from the hosts…
Now let’s see if the hosts live up to the same standards… 🤨
Great entries
Great show from the hosts…
Now let’s see if the hosts live up to the same standards… 🤨
(thank you to @iamchubbybunny.bsky.social for Japanese translations and @okaywolf.ink for clanky piano!!)
“What’s your postcode and the first line of your address”
“Which days/time of days is your house usually empty” and
“Do you have a burglar alarm”
“What’s your postcode and the first line of your address”
“Which days/time of days is your house usually empty” and
“Do you have a burglar alarm”
“Oh my god you’ve got my nose!”
“Oh my god you’ve got my nose!”
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
Do you hear a strange voice when you sleep.
Husband:
“Yes- my wife”
Do you hear a strange voice when you sleep.
Husband:
“Yes- my wife”
By me, for the Observer www.theguardian.com/education/20...
By me, for the Observer www.theguardian.com/education/20...
Puzzle #608
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Puzzle #608
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Yaaay- 3 for £3 😅
What a bargain- I can buy a “husband” valentines card for- erm- …all 3… …of… 😬
Yaaay- 3 for £3 😅
What a bargain- I can buy a “husband” valentines card for- erm- …all 3… …of… 😬
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Sharing - just because… this never happens 😅😂
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Sharing - just because… this never happens 😅😂
Why is Doctor Who immediately *before* Wallace & Gromit?
Shouldn’t it be Wallace & Gromit earlier, the Doctor later?
Why is Doctor Who immediately *before* Wallace & Gromit?
Shouldn’t it be Wallace & Gromit earlier, the Doctor later?
Fruit fly = 8
Housefly = 12
Snail = 24
Frog = 26
American badger = 32
Red fox = 34
Cat = 38
Dolphin = 44
Human = 46
Pineapple = 50
* I, for one, welcome our future pineapple overlords
Fruit fly = 8
Housefly = 12
Snail = 24
Frog = 26
American badger = 32
Red fox = 34
Cat = 38
Dolphin = 44
Human = 46
Pineapple = 50
* I, for one, welcome our future pineapple overlords
I think I twigged when he mentioned “my uncle Andy”
I think I twigged when he mentioned “my uncle Andy”
A couple of awesome names I recognise in there.
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A couple of awesome names I recognise in there.
6. Mr Muddle in Spain = Don Confuso
5. Mr Topsy-Turvy in Germany = Herr Kuddelmuddel
4. Mr Bounce in France = Monsieur Bing
3. Mr Dizzy in Portugal = Senhor Bobo
2. Mr Greedy in Sweden = Gubben Glufs Glufs
1. Mr Bump in Norway = Herr Dumpidump
6. Mr Muddle in Spain = Don Confuso
5. Mr Topsy-Turvy in Germany = Herr Kuddelmuddel
4. Mr Bounce in France = Monsieur Bing
3. Mr Dizzy in Portugal = Senhor Bobo
2. Mr Greedy in Sweden = Gubben Glufs Glufs
1. Mr Bump in Norway = Herr Dumpidump
10yo: Has any of the food gone bad?
Me: No…?
10yo: …cause you’d have to remove its weapons…😁
10yo: Has any of the food gone bad?
Me: No…?
10yo: …cause you’d have to remove its weapons…😁
Say 'God' backwards.
Now say them both together.
That's the top tier quality of post that you can expect from me on here.
Say 'God' backwards.
Now say them both together.
That's the top tier quality of post that you can expect from me on here.