N.O’PHELAN
@somesomersaults.bsky.social
Poet. Ad person. Yeah, no.
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i need the ocean real bad
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
i need the ocean real bad
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i know the world is going to end soon and everything, but like why do baby carrots have to be so wet?
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i know the world is going to end soon and everything, but like why do baby carrots have to be so wet?
Having scary accurate intuition is, let me repeat, scary
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Having scary accurate intuition is, let me repeat, scary
All winter
the blue heron
slept among the horses.
I do not know
the custom of herons,
do not know
if the solitary habit
is their way,
or if he listened for
some missing one—
not knowing even
that was what he did—
in the blowing
sounds in the dark,
the blue heron
slept among the horses.
I do not know
the custom of herons,
do not know
if the solitary habit
is their way,
or if he listened for
some missing one—
not knowing even
that was what he did—
in the blowing
sounds in the dark,
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
All winter
the blue heron
slept among the horses.
I do not know
the custom of herons,
do not know
if the solitary habit
is their way,
or if he listened for
some missing one—
not knowing even
that was what he did—
in the blowing
sounds in the dark,
the blue heron
slept among the horses.
I do not know
the custom of herons,
do not know
if the solitary habit
is their way,
or if he listened for
some missing one—
not knowing even
that was what he did—
in the blowing
sounds in the dark,
I have a hard time believing Jon hamm’s name is ‘Paul’ in the morning show. He does not give Paul vibes. Anyway,
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I have a hard time believing Jon hamm’s name is ‘Paul’ in the morning show. He does not give Paul vibes. Anyway,
Many things that are ‘normal’ or the norm in our society, are far from being healthy or ok. The word normal doesn’t mean that much. Or it doesn’t mean what most people think it means.
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Many things that are ‘normal’ or the norm in our society, are far from being healthy or ok. The word normal doesn’t mean that much. Or it doesn’t mean what most people think it means.
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my love
is a fish
in the wrong
kind of water
—Camille Rankine
is a fish
in the wrong
kind of water
—Camille Rankine
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
my love
is a fish
in the wrong
kind of water
—Camille Rankine
is a fish
in the wrong
kind of water
—Camille Rankine
I know I’m healing when I feel thirsty for new books to read
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I know I’m healing when I feel thirsty for new books to read
“Cherish your friends. We’re not here forever.”
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“Cherish your friends. We’re not here forever.”
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Friendly reminder that there’s no such thing as “sex with underage girls”! We have a word for that! That word is “rape.”
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Friendly reminder that there’s no such thing as “sex with underage girls”! We have a word for that! That word is “rape.”
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The Epstein files are clearly more damning than we assumed, which is saying something.
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The Epstein files are clearly more damning than we assumed, which is saying something.
Every day at work we have a ‘meat stick’ at 3 o’clock. That’s called a micro-joy.
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Every day at work we have a ‘meat stick’ at 3 o’clock. That’s called a micro-joy.
My husband said the poppy is a symbol of Antifa and he’s gonna wear it year-round. He glued it to his jacket 😂😂 Why is he so funny?
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My husband said the poppy is a symbol of Antifa and he’s gonna wear it year-round. He glued it to his jacket 😂😂 Why is he so funny?
There’s really no one more cool than Lee Pace
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
There’s really no one more cool than Lee Pace
We get it. You were ALL at Kris jenner’s birthday.
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We get it. You were ALL at Kris jenner’s birthday.
When I pass someone who’s slow on foot, I always slow down to almost their speed so they don’t feel bad about being slow
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
When I pass someone who’s slow on foot, I always slow down to almost their speed so they don’t feel bad about being slow
Spell check wants me to change ‘treat’ to ‘threat’ on a chocolate account 🫡
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Spell check wants me to change ‘treat’ to ‘threat’ on a chocolate account 🫡
Dancing in the kitchen is the only way to prep for a dinner party
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Dancing in the kitchen is the only way to prep for a dinner party
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hey has anyone tried to do a somersault lately
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
hey has anyone tried to do a somersault lately
This season of The Morning Show is actually good. So much better. What happened?
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This season of The Morning Show is actually good. So much better. What happened?
Never met a cheese I didn’t like and other Friday night poems
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Never met a cheese I didn’t like and other Friday night poems
Just a cliche in the end
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Just a cliche in the end
You’re welcome, everyone
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You’re welcome, everyone
Now this is a song open.spotify.com/track/4pdLyu...
I've Been Loving You Too Long
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November 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Now this is a song open.spotify.com/track/4pdLyu...