N.O’PHELAN
@somesomersaults.bsky.social
Poet. Ad person. Yeah, no.
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Friendly reminder that there’s no such thing as “sex with underage girls”! We have a word for that! That word is “rape.”
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Friendly reminder that there’s no such thing as “sex with underage girls”! We have a word for that! That word is “rape.”
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The Epstein files are clearly more damning than we assumed, which is saying something.
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The Epstein files are clearly more damning than we assumed, which is saying something.
Every day at work we have a ‘meat stick’ at 3 o’clock. That’s called a micro-joy.
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Every day at work we have a ‘meat stick’ at 3 o’clock. That’s called a micro-joy.
My husband said the poppy is a symbol of Antifa and he’s gonna wear it year-round. He glued it to his jacket 😂😂 Why is he so funny?
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My husband said the poppy is a symbol of Antifa and he’s gonna wear it year-round. He glued it to his jacket 😂😂 Why is he so funny?
There’s really no one more cool than Lee Pace
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
There’s really no one more cool than Lee Pace
We get it. You were ALL at Kris jenner’s birthday.
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We get it. You were ALL at Kris jenner’s birthday.
When I pass someone who’s slow on foot, I always slow down to almost their speed so they don’t feel bad about being slow
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
When I pass someone who’s slow on foot, I always slow down to almost their speed so they don’t feel bad about being slow
Spell check wants me to change ‘treat’ to ‘threat’ on a chocolate account 🫡
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Spell check wants me to change ‘treat’ to ‘threat’ on a chocolate account 🫡
Dancing in the kitchen is the only way to prep for a dinner party
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Dancing in the kitchen is the only way to prep for a dinner party
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hey has anyone tried to do a somersault lately
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
hey has anyone tried to do a somersault lately
This season of The Morning Show is actually good. So much better. What happened?
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This season of The Morning Show is actually good. So much better. What happened?
Never met a cheese I didn’t like and other Friday night poems
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Never met a cheese I didn’t like and other Friday night poems
Just a cliche in the end
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Just a cliche in the end
You’re welcome, everyone
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You’re welcome, everyone
Now this is a song open.spotify.com/track/4pdLyu...
I've Been Loving You Too Long
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November 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Now this is a song open.spotify.com/track/4pdLyu...
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New: Conde Nast fired four employees who were among a group that confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday over the decision to fold Teen Vogue into Vogue/recent cuts. Employees who were fired included journalists from the New Yorker, Wired, and Bon Appétit.
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
New: Conde Nast fired four employees who were among a group that confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday over the decision to fold Teen Vogue into Vogue/recent cuts. Employees who were fired included journalists from the New Yorker, Wired, and Bon Appétit.
The Longest Third Date was so cute oh my lord why am I crying?
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The Longest Third Date was so cute oh my lord why am I crying?
Muck about and find out
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Muck about and find out
Would I be a different person if my name was Delphine? Thinking about that
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Would I be a different person if my name was Delphine? Thinking about that
And at every table, I’ll save you a seat
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
And at every table, I’ll save you a seat
“If someone told me my husband was kissing someone else AND farting, I’d don’t know what I’d be more mad about.” - Mary 😂😂
RHOSLC just keeps giving and giving
RHOSLC just keeps giving and giving
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
“If someone told me my husband was kissing someone else AND farting, I’d don’t know what I’d be more mad about.” - Mary 😂😂
RHOSLC just keeps giving and giving
RHOSLC just keeps giving and giving
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the gorgeousness of november light
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
the gorgeousness of november light
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A poem is a complete little universe.
~ William Carlos Williams
~ William Carlos Williams
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
A poem is a complete little universe.
~ William Carlos Williams
~ William Carlos Williams