Somer Canon
@somercanon.bsky.social
Writer, horror-person, lover of cozy socks. Contact me at somercanon.com
My little Halloween short got the exquisite Erica Robyn treatment, and I'm over the moon!
Watcher by @somercanon.bsky.social is a heart-pounding and fast-paced short story that will have you on the edge of your seat! This tale is exactly what I needed to finally end my book hangover from my last read!
Check out my full review here: www.ericarobynreads.com/watcher-by-s...
Check out my full review here: www.ericarobynreads.com/watcher-by-s...
Watcher by Somer Canon | Short Story Review - Erica Robyn Reads
Watcher by Somer Canon is a heart-pounding and fast-paced short story that will have you on the edge of your seat! Let’s dive in! My Thoughts on Watcher by Somer Canon – When a teenager finds herself ...
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November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My little Halloween short got the exquisite Erica Robyn treatment, and I'm over the moon!
I got to answer some interesting questions and lift up some other authors! Always a good time!
Uncomfortably Dark’s 2025-2026 Fall&Winter Author Spotlight Series: Somer Canon! @somercanon.bsky.social
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10/18/2025 Fall & Winter Author Spotlight: Somer Canon
This series will be showcased on my Patreon first, every Friday this fall and winter, through early 2026. If you are not a patron, look for the new author spotlight to appear here on the blog every Sa...
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October 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I got to answer some interesting questions and lift up some other authors! Always a good time!
This makes me so happy.
"Awaiting Orders in Flaggston", by @somercanon.bsky.social:
This heartbreaking tale is best summed up by the old cliche, "The more things change, the more they stay the same", and this is now one of my favorite stories by Somer Canon!
This heartbreaking tale is best summed up by the old cliche, "The more things change, the more they stay the same", and this is now one of my favorite stories by Somer Canon!
October 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This makes me so happy.
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On this week's episode of KEENEVERSATIONS Brian, @chuckwendig.bsky.social, Richard Chizmar, & @somercanon.bsky.social discuss The End of the World As We Know It: New Tales of Stephen King's The Stand, and what comes next. (Recorded live at Midtown Scholar Bookstore). www.patreon.com/posts/end-of...
September 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
On this week's episode of KEENEVERSATIONS Brian, @chuckwendig.bsky.social, Richard Chizmar, & @somercanon.bsky.social discuss The End of the World As We Know It: New Tales of Stephen King's The Stand, and what comes next. (Recorded live at Midtown Scholar Bookstore). www.patreon.com/posts/end-of...
This was a great chat and it was nice to be able to talk about my hideously bad luck 😆😆😆
On this week's episode of KEENEVERSATIONS, @somercanon.bsky.social joins Brian for a conversation about determination in the face of adversity, her incredibly bad luck with publishers, Imposter Syndrome, and the personal triumph that comes after it all. www.patreon.com/posts/impost...
August 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This was a great chat and it was nice to be able to talk about my hideously bad luck 😆😆😆
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On this week’s KEENEVERSATIONS podcast, I’m talking Imposter Syndrome with @somercanon.bsky.social. Look for it later today.
August 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
On this week’s KEENEVERSATIONS podcast, I’m talking Imposter Syndrome with @somercanon.bsky.social. Look for it later today.
Hi Bluesky!
I've had this song stuck in my head for 5 days, so I've decided to spread the earworm infection!
youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?...
I've had this song stuck in my head for 5 days, so I've decided to spread the earworm infection!
youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?...
"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
YouTube video by Bad Lip Reading
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August 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hi Bluesky!
I've had this song stuck in my head for 5 days, so I've decided to spread the earworm infection!
youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?...
I've had this song stuck in my head for 5 days, so I've decided to spread the earworm infection!
youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?...
I accidentally let myself slip into full HANGRY at a super busy shopping plaza, and then I got stuck behind a city bus, and then my cat puked all over the one carpeted room in my freaking house.
Anyway, I ate 11 tacos and now I feel better.
Anyway, I ate 11 tacos and now I feel better.
August 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I accidentally let myself slip into full HANGRY at a super busy shopping plaza, and then I got stuck behind a city bus, and then my cat puked all over the one carpeted room in my freaking house.
Anyway, I ate 11 tacos and now I feel better.
Anyway, I ate 11 tacos and now I feel better.
Check oit this cool review!
Certainly, I don't need to tell you to check out Strange New Moons because you've already purchased and read it. Right?
Certainly, I don't need to tell you to check out Strange New Moons because you've already purchased and read it. Right?
Werewolf? There Wolf!!
Strange New Moons: Fresh Take on Werewolves
A new book review from Ben Unsworth.
Featuring stories from @melina22.bsky.social @somercanon.bsky.social
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@kozeniewski.bsky.social
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Strange New Moons: Fresh Take on Werewolves
A new book review from Ben Unsworth.
Featuring stories from @melina22.bsky.social @somercanon.bsky.social
gnofhorror.com/strange-new-...
@kozeniewski.bsky.social
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Strange New Moons: Fresh Take On Werewolves - The Ginger Nuts Of Horror Review Website 22/08/2025
‘Strange New Moons’ is the latest offering from French Press and like any good lycanthrope there’s always more than merely what’s on the surface of this
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August 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Check oit this cool review!
Certainly, I don't need to tell you to check out Strange New Moons because you've already purchased and read it. Right?
Certainly, I don't need to tell you to check out Strange New Moons because you've already purchased and read it. Right?
I'm so grateful. So, so grateful.
An unforgettable release party for THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT at @vortexbooksncomics.bsky.social, featuring an amazing lineup of talented authors:
@somercanon.bsky.social @almakatsu.bsky.social @bryansmith.bsky.social @ronaldmalfi.bsky.social @chuckwendig.bsky.social @briankeene.bsky.social
@somercanon.bsky.social @almakatsu.bsky.social @bryansmith.bsky.social @ronaldmalfi.bsky.social @chuckwendig.bsky.social @briankeene.bsky.social
August 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'm so grateful. So, so grateful.
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeal*
Find thee a signing! I'll be at Vortex today -- @briankeene.bsky.social @almakatsu.bsky.social @ronaldmalfi.bsky.social @bryansmith.bsky.social @somercanon.bsky.social
The End of the World As We Know It is here! Shout out to editors @briankeene.bsky.social and @cgolden.bsky.social and to uncle @stephenking.bsky.social for letting us play. In Austin? Come to @bookpeople.com at 7pm tonight to hang out with Meg Gardiner, Wrath James White, C. Robert Cargill, and me!
August 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeal*
My face when I see how low gas prices are in my hometown...the hometown I left for a better life
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August 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My face when I see how low gas prices are in my hometown...the hometown I left for a better life
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It's getting to be that time of year again!
I will be releasing a new ebook only Halloween short in September, but if you want a collection of previous shorts gathered into a physical book (with the world's cutest cover by Betty Rocksteady ) then click the link!
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I will be releasing a new ebook only Halloween short in September, but if you want a collection of previous shorts gathered into a physical book (with the world's cutest cover by Betty Rocksteady ) then click the link!
a.co/d/bulueN8
Halloween My Way
Halloween My Way [Canon, Somer] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Halloween My Way
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August 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It's getting to be that time of year again!
I will be releasing a new ebook only Halloween short in September, but if you want a collection of previous shorts gathered into a physical book (with the world's cutest cover by Betty Rocksteady ) then click the link!
a.co/d/bulueN8
I will be releasing a new ebook only Halloween short in September, but if you want a collection of previous shorts gathered into a physical book (with the world's cutest cover by Betty Rocksteady ) then click the link!
a.co/d/bulueN8
Hi. I'm still in the middle of an out-of-body experience but promise to get myself together soon. As for now, LOOOOOOOK AT IT.
August 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hi. I'm still in the middle of an out-of-body experience but promise to get myself together soon. As for now, LOOOOOOOK AT IT.
This is the most beautiful book I've ever held in my hands. Ever.
August 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This is the most beautiful book I've ever held in my hands. Ever.
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August 19th this book launches! I'll be at the launch party taking place at Vortex Books & Comics with other local contributors! Buy your tickets and see you there!
August 19th this book launches! I'll be at the launch party taking place at Vortex Books & Comics with other local contributors! Buy your tickets and see you there!
LAUNCH PARTY TICKET - The End of the World As We Know It: New Tales of Stephen King's The Stand
WHAT YOU ARE PURCHASING: * One (1) ticket to the August 19th, 2025 launch party signing of The End of the World As We Know It: New Tales of Stephen...
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June 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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August 19th this book launches! I'll be at the launch party taking place at Vortex Books & Comics with other local contributors! Buy your tickets and see you there!
August 19th this book launches! I'll be at the launch party taking place at Vortex Books & Comics with other local contributors! Buy your tickets and see you there!
The walking. SO MUCH WALKING!
Join @marysangiovanni.bsky.social , @somercanon.bsky.social, and myself for a new episode of Ghost Hosts Movie Night! On this episode, we review AMITYVILLE CULT!!
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May 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The walking. SO MUCH WALKING!
Shave my legs to make someone else happy? Um, no. I shave them because I get DRUNK off of the feeling of sliding into crisp, clean bedsheets with shaved, sugar scrubbed, moisturized legs. The opinions of others does not factor into that particular ecstasy.
May 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Shave my legs to make someone else happy? Um, no. I shave them because I get DRUNK off of the feeling of sliding into crisp, clean bedsheets with shaved, sugar scrubbed, moisturized legs. The opinions of others does not factor into that particular ecstasy.
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Join @marysangiovanni.bsky.social , @somercanon.bsky.social , and myself for a brand new episode of GHOST HOSTS MOVIE NIGHT! On this episode, the gang reviews a horror flick with a demon lamp! Tune in to hear our review of AMITTYVILLE 4: THE EVIL ESCAPES! directory.libsyn.com/episode/inde...
Episode #2: Lamps Aren't Scary!
Join Mary, Somer, and Matt for a brand new episode of GHOST HOSTS MOVIE NIGHT! On this episode, the gang reviews a wholesome horror flick with a demon lamp! Tune in to hear our review of AMITTYVILLE 4...
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May 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Join @marysangiovanni.bsky.social , @somercanon.bsky.social , and myself for a brand new episode of GHOST HOSTS MOVIE NIGHT! On this episode, the gang reviews a horror flick with a demon lamp! Tune in to hear our review of AMITTYVILLE 4: THE EVIL ESCAPES! directory.libsyn.com/episode/inde...
"Look, if they're not thin like McDonald's fries, they need to be crinkle cut. I don't make the rules, but I do enforce them!"
-me, in a casual dining restaurant, brandishing a plastic spork.
-me, in a casual dining restaurant, brandishing a plastic spork.
April 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"Look, if they're not thin like McDonald's fries, they need to be crinkle cut. I don't make the rules, but I do enforce them!"
-me, in a casual dining restaurant, brandishing a plastic spork.
-me, in a casual dining restaurant, brandishing a plastic spork.
I loved The Map of Lost Places and I love @apexmag.bsky.social ! I'm always happy to sing the praises of the invariably awesome!
Thank you, @somercanon.bsky.social, for the wonderful mention of The Map of Lost Places and @apexmag.bsky.social! I'm so glad you enjoy both! youtu.be/CLlg7gv8-7Y?...
The March Recap!
YouTube video by Somer Canon
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April 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I loved The Map of Lost Places and I love @apexmag.bsky.social ! I'm always happy to sing the praises of the invariably awesome!
The thing about living with cats, is that they will see you minding your own business, enjoying a snack, and think to themselves, "I can enhance my person's experience by sitting really, really close to them and licking my asshole for 20 minutes."
March 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The thing about living with cats, is that they will see you minding your own business, enjoying a snack, and think to themselves, "I can enhance my person's experience by sitting really, really close to them and licking my asshole for 20 minutes."
Apologies to the neighborhood dogs for the prolonged, terrified squeal I just unleashed because I was editing with headphones on and my husband thought it would be cute to sneak up and put his big head by my face.
We're all deaf now. I'm truly sorry.
We're all deaf now. I'm truly sorry.
March 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Apologies to the neighborhood dogs for the prolonged, terrified squeal I just unleashed because I was editing with headphones on and my husband thought it would be cute to sneak up and put his big head by my face.
We're all deaf now. I'm truly sorry.
We're all deaf now. I'm truly sorry.
Sometimes I read the comments section on my local news groups and check put the personal pages of the angry, uninformed commenters to see if maybe I'm being too quick to dismiss such people.
Nope. These people boil Brussles sprouts to death and proudly post pictures of them online. They're monsters.
Nope. These people boil Brussles sprouts to death and proudly post pictures of them online. They're monsters.
February 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sometimes I read the comments section on my local news groups and check put the personal pages of the angry, uninformed commenters to see if maybe I'm being too quick to dismiss such people.
Nope. These people boil Brussles sprouts to death and proudly post pictures of them online. They're monsters.
Nope. These people boil Brussles sprouts to death and proudly post pictures of them online. They're monsters.