Somer Canon
@somercanon.bsky.social
Writer, horror-person, lover of cozy socks. Contact me at somercanon.com
Hi. I'm still in the middle of an out-of-body experience but promise to get myself together soon. As for now, LOOOOOOOK AT IT.
August 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hi. I'm still in the middle of an out-of-body experience but promise to get myself together soon. As for now, LOOOOOOOK AT IT.
It releases August 19 with several launch events happening. As a contributor to this awesome anthology, based in the world of Stephen King's The Stand, I'll be at the Columbia, PA event at Vortex Books and Comics! So to answer your question, yes!
August 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It releases August 19 with several launch events happening. As a contributor to this awesome anthology, based in the world of Stephen King's The Stand, I'll be at the Columbia, PA event at Vortex Books and Comics! So to answer your question, yes!
This is the most beautiful book I've ever held in my hands. Ever.
August 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This is the most beautiful book I've ever held in my hands. Ever.
I was in my thirties when I began and finished a 5lb. Hershey Kiss. Age is just a number! I mean, so is blood pressure, but you know...
January 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I was in my thirties when I began and finished a 5lb. Hershey Kiss. Age is just a number! I mean, so is blood pressure, but you know...
My wish for all of you is that you find a little friend who waits all day to cuddle on the couch with you in the evening and watch the same 5 shows over and over and over again.
January 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My wish for all of you is that you find a little friend who waits all day to cuddle on the couch with you in the evening and watch the same 5 shows over and over and over again.
Lots and lots of cussing.
January 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Lots and lots of cussing.
We're all mad here.
January 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
We're all mad here.
It's all a crapshoot. Neither cure assumptions, so just eat some ice cream and watch The X-Files. That's a better use of your time.
January 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It's all a crapshoot. Neither cure assumptions, so just eat some ice cream and watch The X-Files. That's a better use of your time.
I normally despise these stupid things that want to separate the cool chicks from the "other" category, but damn if this isn't calling me the hell out. And trust me, I'm not cool. What I am is a carb gremlin. I'll commit felonies for mac and cheese.
January 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I normally despise these stupid things that want to separate the cool chicks from the "other" category, but damn if this isn't calling me the hell out. And trust me, I'm not cool. What I am is a carb gremlin. I'll commit felonies for mac and cheese.
Time to annoy my kids by announcing this movie as "the side story of the night Rockin' Ricky Rialto had a no good very bad night at the radio station!"
Seriously, a half hour special of that guy's night would fill my soul with such joy.
Seriously, a half hour special of that guy's night would fill my soul with such joy.
December 24, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Time to annoy my kids by announcing this movie as "the side story of the night Rockin' Ricky Rialto had a no good very bad night at the radio station!"
Seriously, a half hour special of that guy's night would fill my soul with such joy.
Seriously, a half hour special of that guy's night would fill my soul with such joy.
Why the hell am I getting judgy side-eye from this creep? Was it that second piece of pie? My sock choice? It was my talking crap about Coppola's Dracula, wasn't it?
December 2, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Why the hell am I getting judgy side-eye from this creep? Was it that second piece of pie? My sock choice? It was my talking crap about Coppola's Dracula, wasn't it?
The award and the book that won it!
Speaking of, that book, YOU'RE MINE is on sale for $0.99! Maybe check it out!
Speaking of, that book, YOU'RE MINE is on sale for $0.99! Maybe check it out!
November 26, 2024 at 6:16 PM
The award and the book that won it!
Speaking of, that book, YOU'RE MINE is on sale for $0.99! Maybe check it out!
Speaking of, that book, YOU'RE MINE is on sale for $0.99! Maybe check it out!
Thank you! My horror short story collection PICKING YOU OUT OF MY TEETH is available here: thunderstormbooks.com/thunderstorm...
November 25, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Thank you! My horror short story collection PICKING YOU OUT OF MY TEETH is available here: thunderstormbooks.com/thunderstorm...
Hey, look, I know I said earlier not to expect anything from me. That still stands. But also, maybe, check out a book I wrote. I've written a few, but this is today's book. A short story collection heavy on themes of motherhood, feminine rage, and weird weeds in the yard. Thunderstorm.com
November 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Hey, look, I know I said earlier not to expect anything from me. That still stands. But also, maybe, check out a book I wrote. I've written a few, but this is today's book. A short story collection heavy on themes of motherhood, feminine rage, and weird weeds in the yard. Thunderstorm.com
If you visit the shop at my site SomerCanon.com, you can get this Halloween Bundle featuring my newest release, Halloween My Way, as well as a hook and charm book mark, a pin, and some Halloween stickers! Get festive!
October 12, 2024 at 3:57 PM
If you visit the shop at my site SomerCanon.com, you can get this Halloween Bundle featuring my newest release, Halloween My Way, as well as a hook and charm book mark, a pin, and some Halloween stickers! Get festive!
Who needs skin anyway? WE CRAVESES HEATS, PRECIOUS.
September 12, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Who needs skin anyway? WE CRAVESES HEATS, PRECIOUS.
Snacks for the Buzz Book Expo! Come join me in the chat!
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September 9, 2023 at 3:00 PM
Snacks for the Buzz Book Expo! Come join me in the chat!
www.youtube.com/live/yrEACDC...
www.youtube.com/live/yrEACDC...
I minored in Psychology in college and taking this test just informed me of all the ways my personality is an absolute car wreck.
And this meme is VERY UNFAIRLY calling me out. 🤣
And this meme is VERY UNFAIRLY calling me out. 🤣
September 1, 2023 at 5:19 PM
I minored in Psychology in college and taking this test just informed me of all the ways my personality is an absolute car wreck.
And this meme is VERY UNFAIRLY calling me out. 🤣
And this meme is VERY UNFAIRLY calling me out. 🤣
My grandparents had a mean old pony when I was a kid, but if you offered her one of these, she transformed into a mean old pony who could almost tolerate you.
August 31, 2023 at 11:53 AM
My grandparents had a mean old pony when I was a kid, but if you offered her one of these, she transformed into a mean old pony who could almost tolerate you.
Every hour ON the hour!
August 27, 2023 at 12:48 PM
Every hour ON the hour!