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I am a sock.
I like VHS tapes and living at a reasonable speed
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Well well well, look who finally started using their substack email gimmick! (Spoiler alert: it's me! Your old pal Sock Cop!)
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How to Keep Saying 'Hello There, Friend!'
When the Internet doesn't care what you want
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Howdy!
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I thought 6 was afraid of 7
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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GUESS WHO GOT A WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE CAR? WE DID!

Thank you to everyone who donated / spread the word about our GFM. We couldn't have done with without you!

We'd still like to reach our goal to cover the legal costs re: guardianship, so plz keep sharing! TYVM!!!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-ta...
November 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The Sock Cop Animal of the Day album hits all streaming services this Monday! Eight banging tracks including TWO never before heard versions
October 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Image from: Geddython V: III May the Fourth Be With Us - # 268
June 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
It's Gilligan's island, we're all just living in it
September 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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It would be better if I had some imaginary butter, wait,
there we go.
Imagine a biscuit.

Boom, now you're thinking about a biscuit.
You're welcome
September 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Imagine a biscuit.

Boom, now you're thinking about a biscuit.
You're welcome
September 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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We know there is a lot going on right now so we really mean it when we say we appreciate your love and support!! Even if you are merely sharing this link! Thank you!!
Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr
Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 1… James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason
www.gofundme.com
August 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
How come nobody told me Don Rickles shows up in The Addams Family?!
August 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
TOILET SCIENCE!!
🚽 🪠 🧪
The one and only @thetoiley.bsky.social stops by the basement to rank some TOILET SCIENCE! That's right! Go over to twitch.tv/benmonstertvtv and clip every time someone does some TOILET SCIENCE!
UPDATE! @sockcop.rocks will be joining us in ranking some TOILET SCIENCE!
August 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Everything I know about true love I learned from Corn Dogs.
August 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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@sockcop.rocks
"Don't be Geschwindigkeitsüberschreitungen"
“Geschwindigkeitsüberschreitungen”

It may look like random characters, but it’s
German for “exceeding the speed limit.”
August 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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🎶The best part of waking up
Is coffee in your @sockcop.rocks cuuuup!
August 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
It seems like everyone says Gorilla Glue instead of Super Glue now. Maybe because Gorilla is a funnier word than Super? Maybe to honor Harambe? Don't know why, just something I've noticed.
August 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
July 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Day One of not being visited by the ghost of Ozzy Osbourne. I'm sure he's quite busy.
July 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I have a new feature in my email gimmick. Horoscopes! Or, Sockstrology if you will. What does the future hold for you according to a sock? Find out!
sockcop.substack.com/p/what-does-...
What Does the Future Hold?
Here are the answers! Maybe!
sockcop.substack.com
July 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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“Hey, you got a Reuben, on friggin white bread? Put your hands where I can see them.”
July 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'm on one of these! Lots of others are better than mine too!
July 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Lularoe, Lululemon, labubu. I don't know what any of these things are. I'm a lululoser.
July 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I don't say "I'm going to bed"
I say "I'm going back to bed" cause this ain't my first rodeo
July 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This Tuesday's newsletter features talk of Heathcliff.

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Orange Cartoon Cat
Not that one, the other one.
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July 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
About to go LIVE with TheRustyPandaa! www.twitch.tv/therustypandaa
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
July 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM