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Sock Cop
@sockcop.rocks
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I am a sock.
I like VHS tapes and living at a reasonable speed
Twitch.tv/sockcop
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Howdy!
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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The Sock Cop Animal of the Day album hits all streaming services this Monday! Eight banging tracks including TWO never before heard versions
October 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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How come nobody told me Don Rickles shows up in The Addams Family?!
August 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Today seems like a great day to make a hand dragon
June 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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I made my own Heathcliff style comic in mspaint
a poorly drawn comic showing a bank on the corner. Through the window we see Sock Cop looking at an electrified ham on the sidewalk and the caption says "The power ham's back"
June 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Got both of these artworks at the thrift store for just 78¢
June 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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This Sunday I'll be joining Robot Don to battle Nappys Puppets in a fierce robot battle of some sort. It all happens on @benmonstertv.bsky.social Twitch channel. Mark them calendars!
June 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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During last night's stream people to send in drawings of animals to put in a farm and this is what we ended up with.

Some people took pics of their pets and others just found stuff online, but we ended up with a pretty interesting farm!
June 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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This email seems a little threatening
June 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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So I'm watching Frasier like I do and suddenly the subtitles are in German and there's no way to change it.
I went to the next episode and bam back to English.

Tössed sälats und skramblet ëggenflüffenß
May 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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It was hard to get a picture of because it was tiny, but look at that one long leg gimmick. I thought it was trying to joust me
May 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Guess I'll just take some biscuits then
a 5 panel comic all taking place at the counter of a KFC restaurant. The KFC worker says to a sentient sock (who is a cop, but that's not important) "Welcome to KFC, What can I get you?" the sock replies "How's the chicken? Is it any good?" The worker says "Sir, our chicken is not just good. It is finger-lickin' good." The sock replies "But I'm a sock! I don't have any fingers!" The worker responds "Oh, you probably won't like it then." That's the end of the comic, the rest of this is just bonus commentary. This was poorly drawn and not very funny. But while I was trying to sleep last night, in that magical space between awake and sleep, my brain started writing weird comics. This was one of them. The only one I can currently remember.
May 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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April 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Smooches!
April 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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I'm celebrating Earth Day from the Moon! Join me on #twitch in 30 minutes if you wanna hang out ON DA MOON. www.twitch.tv/sockcop
Sock Cop behind his desk, on the moon. The Earth looks all pretty in the background. Rupert is in the TV VCR combo next to him. Vern the fern is also on the desk.
April 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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April 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Good morning, y'all
What's for breakfast
A poorly drawn chicken dressed as a cowboy on a yellow sticky note pad that says "howdy pardner"
April 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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O Canadaaa!!!!
April 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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My epic film about the apocalypse called "The Dadgum Apocalypse" didn't win at the award gimmick over the weekend.
Apparently, you have to actually make the movie to qualify. Doesn't seem fair to me, but whateva.
Thanks @robertshmabert.bsky.social for this should-be-award-winning movie poster!
A parody movie poster for a movie called The Dadgum Apocalypse. Sock Cop gets above the title name billing and shares an epic headshot with Bruce Willis and Matt Damon or The Donut Guy, I forget his name and always get them confused. Ben Affleck! That's his name, sorry about that. Also there is a space shuttle flying in front of the Earth. It's not a real movie but I wish it was.
March 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Holy cow thank you! Surely this means something. S I've printed it out and put it on my wall. Now we wait
A printed picture tacked to a wall of a giant whale space ship named Josefina from G Gundam with the Mermaid Gundam in the foreground holding a trident.
February 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Never forget that the racecar driver with the best/worst name ever Dick Trickle drilled a hole in his helmet so he could smoke while racing. Absolute legend.
February 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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After mostly recovering from whatever virus I caught, I'll be back live on Twitch tonight at 7pm central, if I can remember the right buttons to push. Join me for whimsy!

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February 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I feel you, VHSMan.
February 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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10 years?!?! WOW
I AM shocked.
February 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I miss this app called Landing that was super easy and fun to make digital collages with. They shut it down, but if you know of any similar apps let me know. Here's some of the priceless artwork I created.
A digital collage of toilets with angel wings in outer space, flying near Saturn. There is also a book with two leaves inside of it. At the top in magazine cutout letters it says "I do my best thinking here" A digital collage of a country cottage, giant mushrooms, an egret, and three seagulls, one of which has a word balloon stating "I'm like 104% tired" A digital collage that represents events and feelings I experienced in October 2023. Honestly, it's too much to type, but if you would like me to describe it to you in detail just call me ‪(585) 708-3668‬
January 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM