Socialhazard
@socialhazard.bsky.social
Bespoke Jackassery since 1978
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Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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she looks nothing like him
August 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
she looks nothing like him
@ityslmemes.com the NYT Strands puzzle had a lot of this energy today
August 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
@ityslmemes.com the NYT Strands puzzle had a lot of this energy today
BRB, just gotta drop a copy of this in the Little Free Library across the street.
July 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
BRB, just gotta drop a copy of this in the Little Free Library across the street.
@johnmoe.bsky.social
I just made dinner by myself waiting for the family to come back from baseball practice, listening to Sufjan Stevens, Elliot Smith, The Jayhawks and The Decemberists . . . And I’m wearing a Mountain Goats concert tee. How far into ‘Sad Dad’ territory have I fallen?
I just made dinner by myself waiting for the family to come back from baseball practice, listening to Sufjan Stevens, Elliot Smith, The Jayhawks and The Decemberists . . . And I’m wearing a Mountain Goats concert tee. How far into ‘Sad Dad’ territory have I fallen?
July 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
@johnmoe.bsky.social
I just made dinner by myself waiting for the family to come back from baseball practice, listening to Sufjan Stevens, Elliot Smith, The Jayhawks and The Decemberists . . . And I’m wearing a Mountain Goats concert tee. How far into ‘Sad Dad’ territory have I fallen?
I just made dinner by myself waiting for the family to come back from baseball practice, listening to Sufjan Stevens, Elliot Smith, The Jayhawks and The Decemberists . . . And I’m wearing a Mountain Goats concert tee. How far into ‘Sad Dad’ territory have I fallen?
Just saw an ad for Michelob Ultra Zero and what the fuck is even happening.
May 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Just saw an ad for Michelob Ultra Zero and what the fuck is even happening.
Every time they play the orange-in/orange-out Blue Moon ad, it proves now undrinkable that swill actually is.
March 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Every time they play the orange-in/orange-out Blue Moon ad, it proves now undrinkable that swill actually is.
Earl Timberlake rn:
March 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Earl Timberlake rn:
@clueheywood.bsky.social
It’s nice having family that sorta gets you and what you’d appreciate as a Christmas gift.
It’s nice having family that sorta gets you and what you’d appreciate as a Christmas gift.
December 29, 2024 at 12:46 AM
@clueheywood.bsky.social
It’s nice having family that sorta gets you and what you’d appreciate as a Christmas gift.
It’s nice having family that sorta gets you and what you’d appreciate as a Christmas gift.
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genuinely wonder it must feel like to be Jake Paul right now
a literal Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Running Man moment as everyone on earth roots for you to be beaten to death on live television
a literal Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Running Man moment as everyone on earth roots for you to be beaten to death on live television
November 16, 2024 at 3:17 AM
genuinely wonder it must feel like to be Jake Paul right now
a literal Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Running Man moment as everyone on earth roots for you to be beaten to death on live television
a literal Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Running Man moment as everyone on earth roots for you to be beaten to death on live television
Evander Holyfield is still better than Tom Brady as a color guy.
November 16, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Evander Holyfield is still better than Tom Brady as a color guy.
Ok ok. Titles of unreleased Jimmy Buffet songs found in a secret vault.
San Juan Polka
Spiders in my Pina Colada
Head Trauma Bahama Mama
Sex in the Rum Tiki Outhouse
Giant Burrito is Neat-O
Tequila Shotgun
San Juan Polka
Spiders in my Pina Colada
Head Trauma Bahama Mama
Sex in the Rum Tiki Outhouse
Giant Burrito is Neat-O
Tequila Shotgun
June 14, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Ok ok. Titles of unreleased Jimmy Buffet songs found in a secret vault.
San Juan Polka
Spiders in my Pina Colada
Head Trauma Bahama Mama
Sex in the Rum Tiki Outhouse
Giant Burrito is Neat-O
Tequila Shotgun
San Juan Polka
Spiders in my Pina Colada
Head Trauma Bahama Mama
Sex in the Rum Tiki Outhouse
Giant Burrito is Neat-O
Tequila Shotgun
@johnmoe.bsky.social
Do you remember this City Pages concert review? It took me AGES but I found it. It was my White Whale.
web.archive.org/web/20180702...
Do you remember this City Pages concert review? It took me AGES but I found it. It was my White Whale.
web.archive.org/web/20180702...
Jimmy Buffett & the Eagles at Minneapolis' Target Field: A timeline | City Pages
On Saturday night, a sprawling sea of middle-age couples dressed for comfort gathered at Target Field for the fibromyalgia commercial of concert double bills: Jimmy…
web.archive.org
June 14, 2024 at 4:03 AM
@johnmoe.bsky.social
Do you remember this City Pages concert review? It took me AGES but I found it. It was my White Whale.
web.archive.org/web/20180702...
Do you remember this City Pages concert review? It took me AGES but I found it. It was my White Whale.
web.archive.org/web/20180702...
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A girl was born with a harmonica instead of vocal chords and when she cried it filled the room with a melody so sweet. “Make her cry more!” The villagers would shout. “Throw trash at her and lets jig, baby!” “HWAaangGG” she’d reply.
July 5, 2023 at 11:09 PM
A girl was born with a harmonica instead of vocal chords and when she cried it filled the room with a melody so sweet. “Make her cry more!” The villagers would shout. “Throw trash at her and lets jig, baby!” “HWAaangGG” she’d reply.
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can: i eat that
- a goat's autobiography
- a goat's autobiography
December 26, 2023 at 5:53 PM
can: i eat that
- a goat's autobiography
- a goat's autobiography
*To the tune of TMNT theme song*
🎵The Cat Hates Scarves And Now I'm Bleeding🎵
🎵The Cat Hates Scarves And Now I'm Bleeding🎵
October 7, 2023 at 12:23 AM
*To the tune of TMNT theme song*
🎵The Cat Hates Scarves And Now I'm Bleeding🎵
🎵The Cat Hates Scarves And Now I'm Bleeding🎵
I’m watching the ‘Live’ action version of The Jungle Book and I don’t remember Baloo being so bitey with Mowgli. And who the hell cast DiCaprio as Mowgli anyway?
September 29, 2023 at 3:45 AM
I’m watching the ‘Live’ action version of The Jungle Book and I don’t remember Baloo being so bitey with Mowgli. And who the hell cast DiCaprio as Mowgli anyway?
CSI - Who Are You
CSI:Miami - Won't Get Fooled Again
CSI: New York - Baba 'O Riley (????)
The Seeker was RIGHT THERE you goddamn muppets!!!
CSI:Miami - Won't Get Fooled Again
CSI: New York - Baba 'O Riley (????)
The Seeker was RIGHT THERE you goddamn muppets!!!
September 29, 2023 at 3:29 AM
CSI - Who Are You
CSI:Miami - Won't Get Fooled Again
CSI: New York - Baba 'O Riley (????)
The Seeker was RIGHT THERE you goddamn muppets!!!
CSI:Miami - Won't Get Fooled Again
CSI: New York - Baba 'O Riley (????)
The Seeker was RIGHT THERE you goddamn muppets!!!
I dunno. Getting jerked off by a vaping grandma while watching a production of Beetlejuice would be AT LEAST in the bottom 5 of my bucket list items.
September 16, 2023 at 6:02 AM
I dunno. Getting jerked off by a vaping grandma while watching a production of Beetlejuice would be AT LEAST in the bottom 5 of my bucket list items.
This is belated, but these are my favorite Buffett songs of all time
Son of a Son of a Sailor
Fins
A Pirate Looks at Forty
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus
Shitfaced on the Riding Mower
Dolphin Tartare
Cabo Blowjob
Fuck You Sammy Hagar
Son of a Son of a Sailor
Fins
A Pirate Looks at Forty
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus
Shitfaced on the Riding Mower
Dolphin Tartare
Cabo Blowjob
Fuck You Sammy Hagar
September 9, 2023 at 3:03 AM
This is belated, but these are my favorite Buffett songs of all time
Son of a Son of a Sailor
Fins
A Pirate Looks at Forty
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus
Shitfaced on the Riding Mower
Dolphin Tartare
Cabo Blowjob
Fuck You Sammy Hagar
Son of a Son of a Sailor
Fins
A Pirate Looks at Forty
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus
Shitfaced on the Riding Mower
Dolphin Tartare
Cabo Blowjob
Fuck You Sammy Hagar
In 2002 the least probable future I could have imagined was "Sitting at home, 45 years old, stoned to the giraffe tits from edibles I purchased at the grocery store"
September 9, 2023 at 2:34 AM
In 2002 the least probable future I could have imagined was "Sitting at home, 45 years old, stoned to the giraffe tits from edibles I purchased at the grocery store"
**takes giant bong rip**
Man, I hope General Mills never makes Giant Bugles cuz my fingers don't know how to get any bigger.
Man, I hope General Mills never makes Giant Bugles cuz my fingers don't know how to get any bigger.
September 9, 2023 at 2:29 AM
**takes giant bong rip**
Man, I hope General Mills never makes Giant Bugles cuz my fingers don't know how to get any bigger.
Man, I hope General Mills never makes Giant Bugles cuz my fingers don't know how to get any bigger.