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James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
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The US economy when the stock market successfully closes without popping the bubble:
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The US economy when the stock market successfully closes without popping the bubble:
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(Texting the AI jesus this photo) lottery numbers or I send this to ur dad
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
(Texting the AI jesus this photo) lottery numbers or I send this to ur dad
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
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Dick Durbin, Angus King, Jacky Rosen, Catherine Cortez Masto, Maggie Hassan, Jeanne Shaheen, John Fetterman, Tim Kaine.
FUCK THEM ALL.
All because billionaires were scared for their profits over the holidays. They caved & we're further fucked because they won't do their fucking jobs for citizens.
FUCK THEM ALL.
All because billionaires were scared for their profits over the holidays. They caved & we're further fucked because they won't do their fucking jobs for citizens.
'Absolutely Pathetic': Senate Democrats Denounced for Caving to GOP in Shutdown Fight | Common Dreams
"Let’s be clear — this proposal isn’t a compromise, it’s a capitulation," said one progressive lawmaker in the US House.
www.commondreams.org
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Dick Durbin, Angus King, Jacky Rosen, Catherine Cortez Masto, Maggie Hassan, Jeanne Shaheen, John Fetterman, Tim Kaine.
FUCK THEM ALL.
All because billionaires were scared for their profits over the holidays. They caved & we're further fucked because they won't do their fucking jobs for citizens.
FUCK THEM ALL.
All because billionaires were scared for their profits over the holidays. They caved & we're further fucked because they won't do their fucking jobs for citizens.
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ICE are thug trash.
ICE has not yet fired him. Gotta make sure he has due process and all. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
October 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
ICE are thug trash.
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Nothing is inevitable. Effort is everything. Ignore the polls and run through the tape.
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Nothing is inevitable. Effort is everything. Ignore the polls and run through the tape.
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
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I'm not letting the new york times tell me what to do with my pumpkin hole
October 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'm not letting the new york times tell me what to do with my pumpkin hole
Butlerian jihad incoming.
A school called Alpha that relies on AI to teach its students is also surveilling them at home, videotaping young girls in their bedrooms.
This is some seriously sick shit.
www.wired.com/story/ai-tea...
This is some seriously sick shit.
www.wired.com/story/ai-tea...
October 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Butlerian jihad incoming.
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good news! we've successfully addressed the problem where people were getting too emotionally entangled with our chatbot. we're happy to announce you'll be able to fuck it soon
October 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
good news! we've successfully addressed the problem where people were getting too emotionally entangled with our chatbot. we're happy to announce you'll be able to fuck it soon
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due to the tariffs, 1 like will now only equal 0.7 prayers 🙏
October 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
due to the tariffs, 1 like will now only equal 0.7 prayers 🙏
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JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/
September 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/
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JD Vance eats cornbread with a fork and knife.
September 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
JD Vance eats cornbread with a fork and knife.
The last 20 videos I watched would all have been better in landscape. I hope Steve Jobs is in hell.
September 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The last 20 videos I watched would all have been better in landscape. I hope Steve Jobs is in hell.
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EMPLOYEE UPDATE: Dennis got real fucked up on spray paint today and had another seizure back by the dumpster. In honor of Labor Day, we put up some cones back there with a sign that said THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. Everyone liked that.
Go back to work and enjoy arbys.
Go back to work and enjoy arbys.
September 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
EMPLOYEE UPDATE: Dennis got real fucked up on spray paint today and had another seizure back by the dumpster. In honor of Labor Day, we put up some cones back there with a sign that said THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. Everyone liked that.
Go back to work and enjoy arbys.
Go back to work and enjoy arbys.
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Trump ❤️ Cuomo
July 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Trump ❤️ Cuomo
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Life in a dying empire on a burning world is bleak - live your worst life, because doing anything else is just as meaningless.
Spend all day blasting ropes to Labubu hentai, eat Taki’s until your asshole bleeds. In 50 years, no one will care if you did that or saved a whale.
Enjoy arbys
Spend all day blasting ropes to Labubu hentai, eat Taki’s until your asshole bleeds. In 50 years, no one will care if you did that or saved a whale.
Enjoy arbys
July 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Life in a dying empire on a burning world is bleak - live your worst life, because doing anything else is just as meaningless.
Spend all day blasting ropes to Labubu hentai, eat Taki’s until your asshole bleeds. In 50 years, no one will care if you did that or saved a whale.
Enjoy arbys
Spend all day blasting ropes to Labubu hentai, eat Taki’s until your asshole bleeds. In 50 years, no one will care if you did that or saved a whale.
Enjoy arbys
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DiSabato: Jim Jordan knew that Dr. Strauss was performing unnecessary genital exams. And he absolutely knew that Dr. Strauss was taking showers with us on a daily basis..
He knows that because he was there with us. Jim took showers with us.
He knows that because he was there with us. Jim took showers with us.
July 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
DiSabato: Jim Jordan knew that Dr. Strauss was performing unnecessary genital exams. And he absolutely knew that Dr. Strauss was taking showers with us on a daily basis..
He knows that because he was there with us. Jim took showers with us.
He knows that because he was there with us. Jim took showers with us.
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I’m out Paramount+
F*ck you.
F*ck you.
July 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’m out Paramount+
F*ck you.
F*ck you.
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/5 So. If totalitarians, theocrats, and white nationalists have rejected the rule of law, checks and balances, and the constitutional order, why should they be protected by any of the rules or norms of that order?
July 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
/5 So. If totalitarians, theocrats, and white nationalists have rejected the rule of law, checks and balances, and the constitutional order, why should they be protected by any of the rules or norms of that order?
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The Supreme Court said it was unlawful for the Biden administration to forgive student loans because it lacked congressional authority but has no problem with the Trump administration gutting the entire Department of Education without congressional approval. This is a lawless court.
July 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The Supreme Court said it was unlawful for the Biden administration to forgive student loans because it lacked congressional authority but has no problem with the Trump administration gutting the entire Department of Education without congressional approval. This is a lawless court.
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Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide
July 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide