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Michael
@snotsnit.bsky.social
Either the human Jewish version of J. Fred Muggs or famous colon whisperer for Hollywood celebs pro bono. World's 119th most knowledgeable Baywatch aficionado
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November 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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me when I see others discovering the joy of Masayoshi Takanaka
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Food lately
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.

She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.

So I confronted him.
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Which country will win the World Series: Canada, or Japan
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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The Seahawks are not prepared for the psychological weight they are carrying right now lol.
October 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Nirvana the drink
October 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
October 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The ocean looking pretty sweet
October 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Watch what you post
September 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Bri: we need to unload our shares before then.
Vincent: I’m on it
Bri: Be discreet
Vincent: of course.
Bri: oh my god. Did you see Michael’s hat?
Vincent: Oh fuck. Ha ha.
Bri: he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.
Vincent: what the hell even is it?
August 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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I'm sorry, but I need you to see this rock that looks like a sandwich that I just found on Instagram.
August 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
August 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
August 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This floppy is from 2001. Early computer programming class. They handed us these the same day they taught us sex ed. One of the boys drafted a vagina using Logo, I assume as a trauma response
August 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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We used to be a proper country
August 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I make this face at people when they take pictures of me I guess
August 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Life is worth living
July 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Toomgis
July 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This is missing the first two rounds of soup and roast. I think I might die on this couch
July 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Doing whiskey shots with your mom is an underrated activity. Doing whiskey shots with your dad is an overrated activity
July 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
July 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
July 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM