Michael
@snotsnit.bsky.social
Either the human Jewish version of J. Fred Muggs or famous colon whisperer for Hollywood celebs pro bono. World's 119th most knowledgeable Baywatch aficionado
The ocean looking pretty sweet
October 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The ocean looking pretty sweet
Bri: we need to unload our shares before then.
Vincent: I’m on it
Bri: Be discreet
Vincent: of course.
Bri: oh my god. Did you see Michael’s hat?
Vincent: Oh fuck. Ha ha.
Bri: he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.
Vincent: what the hell even is it?
Vincent: I’m on it
Bri: Be discreet
Vincent: of course.
Bri: oh my god. Did you see Michael’s hat?
Vincent: Oh fuck. Ha ha.
Bri: he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.
Vincent: what the hell even is it?
August 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Bri: we need to unload our shares before then.
Vincent: I’m on it
Bri: Be discreet
Vincent: of course.
Bri: oh my god. Did you see Michael’s hat?
Vincent: Oh fuck. Ha ha.
Bri: he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.
Vincent: what the hell even is it?
Vincent: I’m on it
Bri: Be discreet
Vincent: of course.
Bri: oh my god. Did you see Michael’s hat?
Vincent: Oh fuck. Ha ha.
Bri: he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.
Vincent: what the hell even is it?
This floppy is from 2001. Early computer programming class. They handed us these the same day they taught us sex ed. One of the boys drafted a vagina using Logo, I assume as a trauma response
August 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This floppy is from 2001. Early computer programming class. They handed us these the same day they taught us sex ed. One of the boys drafted a vagina using Logo, I assume as a trauma response
I make this face at people when they take pictures of me I guess
August 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I make this face at people when they take pictures of me I guess
This is missing the first two rounds of soup and roast. I think I might die on this couch
July 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This is missing the first two rounds of soup and roast. I think I might die on this couch
Horrible picture of myself
June 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Horrible picture of myself
Love Island has presented us with one of the worst tattoos of all time
June 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Love Island has presented us with one of the worst tattoos of all time
April 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM
