Michael
@snotsnit.bsky.social
Either the human Jewish version of J. Fred Muggs or famous colon whisperer for Hollywood celebs pro bono. World's 119th most knowledgeable Baywatch aficionado
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me when I see others discovering the joy of Masayoshi Takanaka
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
me when I see others discovering the joy of Masayoshi Takanaka
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In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
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Which country will win the World Series: Canada, or Japan
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Which country will win the World Series: Canada, or Japan
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The Seahawks are not prepared for the psychological weight they are carrying right now lol.
October 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The Seahawks are not prepared for the psychological weight they are carrying right now lol.
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love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
October 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
The ocean looking pretty sweet
October 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The ocean looking pretty sweet
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
Bri: we need to unload our shares before then.
Vincent: I’m on it
Bri: Be discreet
Vincent: of course.
Bri: oh my god. Did you see Michael’s hat?
Vincent: Oh fuck. Ha ha.
Bri: he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.
Vincent: what the hell even is it?
Vincent: I’m on it
Bri: Be discreet
Vincent: of course.
Bri: oh my god. Did you see Michael’s hat?
Vincent: Oh fuck. Ha ha.
Bri: he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.
Vincent: what the hell even is it?
August 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Bri: we need to unload our shares before then.
Vincent: I’m on it
Bri: Be discreet
Vincent: of course.
Bri: oh my god. Did you see Michael’s hat?
Vincent: Oh fuck. Ha ha.
Bri: he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.
Vincent: what the hell even is it?
Vincent: I’m on it
Bri: Be discreet
Vincent: of course.
Bri: oh my god. Did you see Michael’s hat?
Vincent: Oh fuck. Ha ha.
Bri: he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.
Vincent: what the hell even is it?
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I'm sorry, but I need you to see this rock that looks like a sandwich that I just found on Instagram.
August 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I'm sorry, but I need you to see this rock that looks like a sandwich that I just found on Instagram.
This floppy is from 2001. Early computer programming class. They handed us these the same day they taught us sex ed. One of the boys drafted a vagina using Logo, I assume as a trauma response
August 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This floppy is from 2001. Early computer programming class. They handed us these the same day they taught us sex ed. One of the boys drafted a vagina using Logo, I assume as a trauma response
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We used to be a proper country
August 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
We used to be a proper country
I make this face at people when they take pictures of me I guess
August 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I make this face at people when they take pictures of me I guess
This is missing the first two rounds of soup and roast. I think I might die on this couch
July 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This is missing the first two rounds of soup and roast. I think I might die on this couch
Doing whiskey shots with your mom is an underrated activity. Doing whiskey shots with your dad is an overrated activity
July 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Doing whiskey shots with your mom is an underrated activity. Doing whiskey shots with your dad is an overrated activity
