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Local heroine known for inability to do most magical things somehow keeps achieving very specific, plot relevant tasks that no one else can do but her

Farted hard as my boss left the office today so she had a little something to think about on her way home✨✨

My current level of anxiety can only be described as “Sir, we’ve run out of canaries”

Y’all gotta go read books. There’s no way around it.

Read books.
Form your own opinions.
LEARN THINGS.

READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND

Love Hallmark movies where you get romantically and strategically snowed in with ur love bug or random strangers? Come to western Oregon, where you too can experience our winter weather package on Valentine’s Day! The only winter weather in the valley, five years running- book now!

How to date by Marinette, lesson 101 😅

Mother Espresso, full of caffeine, bless me this day with grace and flexibility for my uterus weeps and the noxious weeds keep f*cking growing in the courtyard and there are a lot of meetings today. Amen

This op-ed explains how to start an ICE Watch neighborhood program in your community. ⤵️

This is a great piece.

"As deportations ramp up again, we have a choice: We can watch as our neighbors disappear or we can build on these proven strategies to protect the diverse communities we've built together."

I just learned that the reason I’m like this is cuz I’m a C section baby. I didn’t get that sweet sweet vaginal bacteria bath on the way out

🧵 👋 I'm a political scientist who wrote a book about the recent collapse of two democracies (Egypt & Tunisia).

Given the anxieties of today, let me present a 🧵 with thoughts & resources for:

WHAT TO DO IF YOUR DEMOCRACY COLLAPSES:

This is your mission. We take our power back now at the local and state level. Stop waiting for a national hero. It’s you. Get to work.

If you’re feeling despair today, I understand.

But Trump’s second term will expose a reality that's been hidden from many Americans: the raw, stinking power of the American oligarchy.

I’m hopeful that America will see this reality for what it is and respond to it. youtu.be/bepjl3orz1A?...

TikTok feels so slimy now

The absolute delusion of the main character in Northanger Abbey is really giving me some joy rn. What an icon, Catherine, you absolutely nuts person I hope I never meet you