doctor ennui
@sneezushchrist.bsky.social
not that kind of doctor
she/her or whatever is funniest
she/her or whatever is funniest
we refused to leave our 9th grade dance until they played sandstorm so obviously I just put it on the wedding playlist
April 3, 2024 at 3:34 PM
we refused to leave our 9th grade dance until they played sandstorm so obviously I just put it on the wedding playlist
got carded at the gas station and when he looked at my id he said "why do you lie?" and nobody has ever had as much self confidence as I do right now
March 25, 2024 at 11:29 PM
got carded at the gas station and when he looked at my id he said "why do you lie?" and nobody has ever had as much self confidence as I do right now
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CAESAR: Hey dude
CAESAR: Any big Ides plans
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CAESAR: Any big Ides plans
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March 15, 2024 at 8:28 PM
CAESAR: Hey dude
CAESAR: Any big Ides plans
BRUTUS: 💬
BRUTUS: 💬
BRUTUS: 💬
BRUTUS:
CAESAR: Any big Ides plans
BRUTUS: 💬
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breakdown of every like a dragon game:
30% cut scene
10% important mission fight
60%
30% cut scene
10% important mission fight
60%
March 15, 2024 at 6:48 PM
breakdown of every like a dragon game:
30% cut scene
10% important mission fight
60%
30% cut scene
10% important mission fight
60%
around here you know we like to advocate for launching greg abbott into the sun but also be sure ken paxton is strapped in tight with him
March 8, 2024 at 7:29 PM
around here you know we like to advocate for launching greg abbott into the sun but also be sure ken paxton is strapped in tight with him
purposely got a phone that kind of sucks so I don't get lost looking at trash all day and so far it's been working!!
*posted from the good phone that I keep stashed away for when I need Features
*posted from the good phone that I keep stashed away for when I need Features
March 4, 2024 at 4:36 PM
purposely got a phone that kind of sucks so I don't get lost looking at trash all day and so far it's been working!!
*posted from the good phone that I keep stashed away for when I need Features
*posted from the good phone that I keep stashed away for when I need Features
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being an adult is so embarrassing. “guys I’ve been doing a good job sleeping lately.” Jesus christ.
March 2, 2024 at 5:08 PM
being an adult is so embarrassing. “guys I’ve been doing a good job sleeping lately.” Jesus christ.
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yeah i’m doing okay except for the fact that the void is growing and soon the darkness will swallow me whole
March 2, 2024 at 12:27 AM
yeah i’m doing okay except for the fact that the void is growing and soon the darkness will swallow me whole
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[David Attenborough voice] A tire…and her young.
March 1, 2024 at 8:05 PM
[David Attenborough voice] A tire…and her young.
it would be so much easier to throw everything we're getting rid of away instead of separating and identifying where things will actually have a positive impact but throwing it away wouldn't let me maintain my superiority complex so let's go girls
March 1, 2024 at 9:41 PM
it would be so much easier to throw everything we're getting rid of away instead of separating and identifying where things will actually have a positive impact but throwing it away wouldn't let me maintain my superiority complex so let's go girls
can you imagine suing a fair for not letting a man with a gun in? SUING a FAIR
March 1, 2024 at 8:28 PM
can you imagine suing a fair for not letting a man with a gun in? SUING a FAIR
my personal favorite part of How I Am With People is that the whole time I'm talking I hate myself but I don't stop and then it's time to leave and I think about it for days and hate myself even more and then when I go back I DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN
February 28, 2024 at 3:16 AM
my personal favorite part of How I Am With People is that the whole time I'm talking I hate myself but I don't stop and then it's time to leave and I think about it for days and hate myself even more and then when I go back I DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN
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every adult over 30 has a sandwich that they had one time that could easily go in this picture frame
June 13, 2023 at 8:05 PM
every adult over 30 has a sandwich that they had one time that could easily go in this picture frame
it was a bad experience for all parties involved!!!! my husband was NOT pleased about being recruited to help and Friend is anything but to me right now
as opposed to paying$20/month for her to do it, the vet sold me a set of tooth cutters for Friend and ima keep it 100 I don't know that I can be the one to CUT a small man's TEETH
February 26, 2024 at 8:32 PM
it was a bad experience for all parties involved!!!! my husband was NOT pleased about being recruited to help and Friend is anything but to me right now
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acting more Christlike in the marketplace of ideas (overturning tables, whipping merchants, telling everyone to get the fuck out)
February 24, 2024 at 9:28 PM
acting more Christlike in the marketplace of ideas (overturning tables, whipping merchants, telling everyone to get the fuck out)
love any show with the premise "mentally ill sluts" put that shit in my veins
February 23, 2024 at 9:19 PM
love any show with the premise "mentally ill sluts" put that shit in my veins
super embarrassing but this little chore bird has changed my life so if you've had 100 chuds tell you buying a planner could fix you I would recommend giving Finch a try
this is my daughter Worm and I do everything for Her 🩷
this is my daughter Worm and I do everything for Her 🩷
February 23, 2024 at 4:59 PM
super embarrassing but this little chore bird has changed my life so if you've had 100 chuds tell you buying a planner could fix you I would recommend giving Finch a try
this is my daughter Worm and I do everything for Her 🩷
this is my daughter Worm and I do everything for Her 🩷
don't worry I'm hot again
February 21, 2024 at 2:48 AM
don't worry I'm hot again
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sunday morning vibe check
August 6, 2023 at 3:26 PM
sunday morning vibe check
hey girl I'm actually using... nvm sweet dreams
February 8, 2024 at 10:26 PM
hey girl I'm actually using... nvm sweet dreams
Going Through It
February 7, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Going Through It