Bonko
@sneepsnorp.bsky.social
He/him | A bean boiled is a bean spoiled | Parsnip exists here
Nosferatu is an uncut king
December 28, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Nosferatu is an uncut king
Why is every British guy named George
December 5, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Why is every British guy named George
At da family function playing LCR, flexing our luck stat
November 29, 2024 at 1:49 AM
At da family function playing LCR, flexing our luck stat
Beam lit bean lit beam lit beam lit
November 17, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Beam lit bean lit beam lit beam lit
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you ever wonder how those people at the concession stand get the hot dog inside of the hot dog bun? well, not me. seems pretty straightforward
September 5, 2024 at 8:52 PM
you ever wonder how those people at the concession stand get the hot dog inside of the hot dog bun? well, not me. seems pretty straightforward
Americans during a world event
I have unconditional love for my abusive father, the United States of America
August 2, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Americans during a world event
Queen shit
After becoming the third woman in history to win a second Olympic all-around title, Simone Biles wore a diamond-encrusted goat necklace during the medal ceremony. nyti.ms/3LPw1Iv
August 1, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Queen shit
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@jonbois.bsky.social Watching basketball
July 30, 2024 at 5:41 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social Watching basketball
You ever shit to chappel roan?
July 28, 2024 at 2:10 AM
You ever shit to chappel roan?
High as balls listening to the High-fidelity music
July 10, 2024 at 6:39 AM
High as balls listening to the High-fidelity music
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Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
July 3, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
Edible kicked in, playing with (switch) sports with the fam, cornhole on the docket for later. Happy saturday
June 15, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Edible kicked in, playing with (switch) sports with the fam, cornhole on the docket for later. Happy saturday
The summer of Ska is upon us again (weather's warm)
April 30, 2024 at 1:41 AM
The summer of Ska is upon us again (weather's warm)
Experiencing my parents retired life (High as fuck, watching game shows)
April 28, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Experiencing my parents retired life (High as fuck, watching game shows)
Ska weather has arrived
March 16, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Ska weather has arrived
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[three hours into my masterclass series] and so you just click this thing over here, and then you kinda drag it over like that, and then uhhhh [four minutes of periodic mouse clicking] and then you got this thing over here
March 11, 2024 at 5:22 PM
[three hours into my masterclass series] and so you just click this thing over here, and then you kinda drag it over like that, and then uhhhh [four minutes of periodic mouse clicking] and then you got this thing over here
If I had a nickel for every time a person threw their straw wrapper out their window immediately after receiving their drink at a drive through this month I would have 10 cents which isn't alot of money but I'm really fucking pissed off that I have it
February 29, 2024 at 5:46 AM
If I had a nickel for every time a person threw their straw wrapper out their window immediately after receiving their drink at a drive through this month I would have 10 cents which isn't alot of money but I'm really fucking pissed off that I have it
The pro bowl is actually so good it's just some guys being dudes with the commentators just vibin, pure backyard football
February 2, 2024 at 4:16 AM
The pro bowl is actually so good it's just some guys being dudes with the commentators just vibin, pure backyard football
I'm sorry to say that S4E11 of Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol" is actually stellar television
November 24, 2023 at 6:40 AM
I'm sorry to say that S4E11 of Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol" is actually stellar television
Are you ready for football? Is your running back in the backfield? Is your receiver in the slot position? Are your ends tight? Is your Mike pointed out? Are your lines sided? Your goals ended? Is your jock strapped?
November 11, 2023 at 8:07 PM
Are you ready for football? Is your running back in the backfield? Is your receiver in the slot position? Are your ends tight? Is your Mike pointed out? Are your lines sided? Your goals ended? Is your jock strapped?
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Me when da ADHD be hittin
November 8, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Me when da ADHD be hittin
Considering turning this into a parsnip appreciation page
November 8, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Considering turning this into a parsnip appreciation page