SneakyCustard
@sneakycustard.bsky.social
Bing-bop-boom-boom-boom-bop-bam
The type of shit I'm on, you wouldn't understand
She/Her. Mid-30s sob. No Minors 🔞.
Maker of mediocre art and colorful jewelry. Reylo Writer, Graphic Designer and mischief maker. Mom to two dogs and servant to a cat.
The type of shit I'm on, you wouldn't understand
She/Her. Mid-30s sob. No Minors 🔞.
Maker of mediocre art and colorful jewelry. Reylo Writer, Graphic Designer and mischief maker. Mom to two dogs and servant to a cat.
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hobbies: reading as much fanfiction as i can to stop the possibility of anxious thoughts occuring
September 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
hobbies: reading as much fanfiction as i can to stop the possibility of anxious thoughts occuring
New update!
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@reylofic.bsky.social
It's Not Like This Counts
High School AU
Not Rated
Chapters 4/?
26,060 Words
Chapter 4 - Espionage
archiveofourown.org/works/555664...
#Reylo #ReyloFicUpdate
@reylofic.bsky.social
It's Not Like This Counts
High School AU
Not Rated
Chapters 4/?
26,060 Words
Chapter 4 - Espionage
archiveofourown.org/works/555664...
It's Not Like This Counts - Chapter 4 - SneakyCustard - Star Wars - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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September 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
New update!
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@reylofic.bsky.social
It's Not Like This Counts
High School AU
Not Rated
Chapters 4/?
26,060 Words
Chapter 4 - Espionage
archiveofourown.org/works/555664...
#Reylo #ReyloFicUpdate
@reylofic.bsky.social
It's Not Like This Counts
High School AU
Not Rated
Chapters 4/?
26,060 Words
Chapter 4 - Espionage
archiveofourown.org/works/555664...
New update!
#Reylo #ReyloFicUpdate
@reylofic.bsky.social
The Heir
Medieval AU
Not Rated
Chapters 24/?
129,508 Words
Chapter 24 - The only god I know is Luck
archiveofourown.org/works/435297...
#Reylo #ReyloFicUpdate
@reylofic.bsky.social
The Heir
Medieval AU
Not Rated
Chapters 24/?
129,508 Words
Chapter 24 - The only god I know is Luck
archiveofourown.org/works/435297...
The Heir - Chapter 24 - SneakyCustard - Star Wars Sequel Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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August 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
New update!
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@reylofic.bsky.social
The Heir
Medieval AU
Not Rated
Chapters 24/?
129,508 Words
Chapter 24 - The only god I know is Luck
archiveofourown.org/works/435297...
#Reylo #ReyloFicUpdate
@reylofic.bsky.social
The Heir
Medieval AU
Not Rated
Chapters 24/?
129,508 Words
Chapter 24 - The only god I know is Luck
archiveofourown.org/works/435297...
Reposted by SneakyCustard
when the fic hasn’t been updated in months (i’m the author)
August 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
when the fic hasn’t been updated in months (i’m the author)
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i hate myself for making this one and if you retweet it you suck
July 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i hate myself for making this one and if you retweet it you suck
When I started playing Trivia Crack again for the first time in a decade, never did I imagine the amount of men sliding into my DMs. ON A TRIVIA GAME. Why👏is 👏men? They all appear to be of a certain age too lolol
July 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
When I started playing Trivia Crack again for the first time in a decade, never did I imagine the amount of men sliding into my DMs. ON A TRIVIA GAME. Why👏is 👏men? They all appear to be of a certain age too lolol
I must have pissed off an ancestor because today suuuuux. Couldn't sleep, got to work & realized I grabbed the wrong laptop, drove home, got it, came back to office and now my computer isn't logging on and IT is basically useless 😭
June 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I must have pissed off an ancestor because today suuuuux. Couldn't sleep, got to work & realized I grabbed the wrong laptop, drove home, got it, came back to office and now my computer isn't logging on and IT is basically useless 😭
My incorrigible, horny idiots are back!
#Reylo #ReyloFicUpdate
@reylofic.bsky.social
It's Not Like This Counts
Teen High School AU
Not Rated
Chapters 3/?
22,477 Words
Chapter 3 - I hope you know that this means war.
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@reylofic.bsky.social
It's Not Like This Counts
Teen High School AU
Not Rated
Chapters 3/?
22,477 Words
Chapter 3 - I hope you know that this means war.
June 7, 2025 at 6:33 AM
My incorrigible, horny idiots are back!
#Reylo #ReyloFicUpdate
@reylofic.bsky.social
It's Not Like This Counts
Teen High School AU
Not Rated
Chapters 3/?
22,477 Words
Chapter 3 - I hope you know that this means war.
#Reylo #ReyloFicUpdate
@reylofic.bsky.social
It's Not Like This Counts
Teen High School AU
Not Rated
Chapters 3/?
22,477 Words
Chapter 3 - I hope you know that this means war.
Long-awaited new chapter!
#Reylo #ReyloFicUpdate
@reylofic.bsky.socialy.social
The Heir
Medieval AU
Not Rated
Chapters 23/?
125,038 Words
Chapter 23 - In Times of Strife
archiveofourown.org/works/435297...
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@reylofic.bsky.socialy.social
The Heir
Medieval AU
Not Rated
Chapters 23/?
125,038 Words
Chapter 23 - In Times of Strife
archiveofourown.org/works/435297...
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May 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Long-awaited new chapter!
#Reylo #ReyloFicUpdate
@reylofic.bsky.socialy.social
The Heir
Medieval AU
Not Rated
Chapters 23/?
125,038 Words
Chapter 23 - In Times of Strife
archiveofourown.org/works/435297...
#Reylo #ReyloFicUpdate
@reylofic.bsky.socialy.social
The Heir
Medieval AU
Not Rated
Chapters 23/?
125,038 Words
Chapter 23 - In Times of Strife
archiveofourown.org/works/435297...
As I sit here, having learned our new CEO is demanding 4 days in office starting May, all I can do is repeat the mantra of "I have a mortgage. I have a mortgage. I have a mortgage."
February 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
As I sit here, having learned our new CEO is demanding 4 days in office starting May, all I can do is repeat the mantra of "I have a mortgage. I have a mortgage. I have a mortgage."
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To our American friends who may now be struggling to find health information on US websites: Please check out the Public Health Agency of Canada's website for helpful resources, updated dashboards & practical health tips.
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February 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
To our American friends who may now be struggling to find health information on US websites: Please check out the Public Health Agency of Canada's website for helpful resources, updated dashboards & practical health tips.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
canada.ca/en/public-he...
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
canada.ca/en/public-he...
New chapter!
#Reylo #ReyloFic Update
@reylofic.bsky.social y.social
The Heir
Medieval AU
Not Rated
Chapters 22/?
120,516 Words
Chapter 22 - Pieces on the Board
archiveofourown.org/works/435297...
#Reylo #ReyloFic Update
@reylofic.bsky.social y.social
The Heir
Medieval AU
Not Rated
Chapters 22/?
120,516 Words
Chapter 22 - Pieces on the Board
archiveofourown.org/works/435297...
The Heir - Chapter 22 - SneakyCustard - Star Wars Sequel Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
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January 31, 2025 at 4:27 AM
New chapter!
#Reylo #ReyloFic Update
@reylofic.bsky.social y.social
The Heir
Medieval AU
Not Rated
Chapters 22/?
120,516 Words
Chapter 22 - Pieces on the Board
archiveofourown.org/works/435297...
#Reylo #ReyloFic Update
@reylofic.bsky.social y.social
The Heir
Medieval AU
Not Rated
Chapters 22/?
120,516 Words
Chapter 22 - Pieces on the Board
archiveofourown.org/works/435297...
Well this aged like fucking raw milk. 😭😭😭😭😭
January 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Well this aged like fucking raw milk. 😭😭😭😭😭
My disassociation powers are going to be sorely tested today
January 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My disassociation powers are going to be sorely tested today
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Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
January 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
Nothing much going on, just needed to share the INSANE amount of fried rice I got today from a Thai restaurant near me. Holy. Shit. Shrinkflation who?
January 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Nothing much going on, just needed to share the INSANE amount of fried rice I got today from a Thai restaurant near me. Holy. Shit. Shrinkflation who?
First day back to work after the holidays got me scrolling through LinkedIn job postings like it's Tinder right now 🤣
January 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
First day back to work after the holidays got me scrolling through LinkedIn job postings like it's Tinder right now 🤣
Happy new year everyone!
January 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Happy new year everyone!
My fave part of Christmas so far has been the long and in-depth explanation of the Drake/Kendrick beef to my mother
December 25, 2024 at 9:41 PM
My fave part of Christmas so far has been the long and in-depth explanation of the Drake/Kendrick beef to my mother
Merry Christmas! Happy Festivus! I am a bottle deep in wine and the family roast has begun muahaha. May no ego go unchecked
December 25, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Merry Christmas! Happy Festivus! I am a bottle deep in wine and the family roast has begun muahaha. May no ego go unchecked
Just gonna leave this here...
#Reylo #ReyloFic Update
@reylofic.bsky.social
The Heir
Medieval AU
Not Rated
Chapters 21/?
116,583
Chapter 21 - Dark Days
archiveofourown.org/works/435297...
#Reylo #ReyloFic Update
@reylofic.bsky.social
The Heir
Medieval AU
Not Rated
Chapters 21/?
116,583
Chapter 21 - Dark Days
archiveofourown.org/works/435297...
The Heir - Chapter 21 - SneakyCustard - Star Wars Sequel Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
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December 24, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Just gonna leave this here...
#Reylo #ReyloFic Update
@reylofic.bsky.social
The Heir
Medieval AU
Not Rated
Chapters 21/?
116,583
Chapter 21 - Dark Days
archiveofourown.org/works/435297...
#Reylo #ReyloFic Update
@reylofic.bsky.social
The Heir
Medieval AU
Not Rated
Chapters 21/?
116,583
Chapter 21 - Dark Days
archiveofourown.org/works/435297...
Can't imagine a better person to print random ass ornaments for!
Just another way my friends show up for me. The amazing @sneakycustard.bsky.social printed me these lovely #Destiny2, #AmongUs, #AstroBot, #HorizonZeroDawn, and so many more ornaments!!
December 15, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Can't imagine a better person to print random ass ornaments for!
Secret Santa haul was excellent this year! She told me she picked this mug because, and I quote "it was the only one where he was complaining." Ded 😂👻
December 12, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Secret Santa haul was excellent this year! She told me she picked this mug because, and I quote "it was the only one where he was complaining." Ded 😂👻