SneakyCustard
@sneakycustard.bsky.social
Bing-bop-boom-boom-boom-bop-bam
The type of shit I'm on, you wouldn't understand
She/Her. Mid-30s sob. No Minors 🔞.
Maker of mediocre art and colorful jewelry. Reylo Writer, Graphic Designer and mischief maker. Mom to two dogs and servant to a cat.
The type of shit I'm on, you wouldn't understand
She/Her. Mid-30s sob. No Minors 🔞.
Maker of mediocre art and colorful jewelry. Reylo Writer, Graphic Designer and mischief maker. Mom to two dogs and servant to a cat.
When I started playing Trivia Crack again for the first time in a decade, never did I imagine the amount of men sliding into my DMs. ON A TRIVIA GAME. Why👏is 👏men? They all appear to be of a certain age too lolol
July 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
When I started playing Trivia Crack again for the first time in a decade, never did I imagine the amount of men sliding into my DMs. ON A TRIVIA GAME. Why👏is 👏men? They all appear to be of a certain age too lolol
Well this aged like fucking raw milk. 😭😭😭😭😭
January 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Well this aged like fucking raw milk. 😭😭😭😭😭
Nothing much going on, just needed to share the INSANE amount of fried rice I got today from a Thai restaurant near me. Holy. Shit. Shrinkflation who?
January 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Nothing much going on, just needed to share the INSANE amount of fried rice I got today from a Thai restaurant near me. Holy. Shit. Shrinkflation who?
Secret Santa haul was excellent this year! She told me she picked this mug because, and I quote "it was the only one where he was complaining." Ded 😂👻
December 12, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Secret Santa haul was excellent this year! She told me she picked this mug because, and I quote "it was the only one where he was complaining." Ded 😂👻
We're being very mature about this toy at work today...I swear...hahahah
December 12, 2024 at 6:42 PM
We're being very mature about this toy at work today...I swear...hahahah
How's my Tues going, you ask? Oh, well, I'm brewing coffee with coffee so I'd say it's going SWIMMINGLY 😂
December 10, 2024 at 5:20 PM
How's my Tues going, you ask? Oh, well, I'm brewing coffee with coffee so I'd say it's going SWIMMINGLY 😂
Not that it's a competition or whatevs but I'm so totally winning the potluck today at work. IT'S A TURKEY CHEESEBALL FOLKS. That is all, toodaloo lol
November 20, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Not that it's a competition or whatevs but I'm so totally winning the potluck today at work. IT'S A TURKEY CHEESEBALL FOLKS. That is all, toodaloo lol
April 10, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Omg I had the best time last night at the Star Wars burlesque show "The Empire Strips Back". Never did I expect to see Jabba rapping to Notorious by B.I.G. while Leia twerks, or a naked Palpatine swinging on a death star to "Wrecking Ball", but I'm glad I did.
I even bought a Wookierotica magazine!
I even bought a Wookierotica magazine!
September 10, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Omg I had the best time last night at the Star Wars burlesque show "The Empire Strips Back". Never did I expect to see Jabba rapping to Notorious by B.I.G. while Leia twerks, or a naked Palpatine swinging on a death star to "Wrecking Ball", but I'm glad I did.
I even bought a Wookierotica magazine!
I even bought a Wookierotica magazine!
Took my niece to Beyonce last night! My babygirl's first concert, and what a show it was :) My bro in law got the tix for only $15!!!
I can't hear so good today though hahaha
I can't hear so good today though hahaha
August 25, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Took my niece to Beyonce last night! My babygirl's first concert, and what a show it was :) My bro in law got the tix for only $15!!!
I can't hear so good today though hahaha
I can't hear so good today though hahaha
Nothing like writing on a road trip to pass the time and tune out my husband's verbal stream of consciousness and ranting about other drivers on the road 🤣
New chapter of The Heir coming soon!
New chapter of The Heir coming soon!
August 12, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Nothing like writing on a road trip to pass the time and tune out my husband's verbal stream of consciousness and ranting about other drivers on the road 🤣
New chapter of The Heir coming soon!
New chapter of The Heir coming soon!