A fun side effect of calling your company something slightly silly is you occasionally get automated emails like this

Based on it turning up at the end of November: is December Spotify amnesty month? Where you can listen to the most insane dogshit and it not turn up in your yearly Wrapped?

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day for those that celebrate

"Hm turns out nobody likes us... best bring back the illegally lobbying, brexity pig fucker to boost our ratings I suppose"

Oh wow I was not aware the promotional material used the same "font" that I painstakingly hand drew pop punk band names on my school folder when I was 12...

"You will feel pain in this hand within the box. Pain. But! Withdraw the hand and I'll touch your neck with my gom jabbar--the death so swift it's like the fall of the headsman's axe. Withdraw your hand and the gom jabbar takes you. Understand?"

There is a rat that's been spotted several times at my part time job who everyone has started referring to as "Billy Joel" for reasons that nobody seems sure of, so I can only assume that's his actual name

I still love being my own boss and making the cool shit I want to make but boy howdy, I have to keep reminding myself I'm in a "building" phase when I see all the fun stuff my peers are up to while I'm scrabbling for coins in the dirt

we fixed acid rain! we fixed the ozone layer! we beat polio! we’ve rescued scores of species from the brink of extinction! the despair many of us feel about climate change isn’t that it’s too big to fix. it’s that we know it is fixable but we’re being thwarted by greedy ghouls at every turn.

DAS DING 📽️

Come on fhqwhgads... Acting like... U know me

I don't have a neti pot & I have sinusitis so my current hobby is disinfecting a measuring jug and then effectively waterboarding myself with saline

I picked Drow in Baldur's Gate entirely cos they look cool and I've never been Drow before in dnd, so the fact that every goblin is basically like "I LOVE YOU MY BITCH QUEEN" is such a lovely unexpected treat

What a time to be an indie dev developing your debut game in Unity 🥲

Using an image, show a movie you are sure to have watched more than 10 times.
#filmsky

The tension between the pressure to be less annoying on this site and the knowledge that it won't happen