Snarky Git
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Snarky Git
@snarkygit.bsky.social
· Feb 6
The list I would give to Arya Stark would be…extensive.
Who will be the next guest on Gavin Newsom’s podcast?
A. Ben Shapiro
B. Roseann Barr
C. Putin
D. The Ghost of Rush Limbaugh
E. Satan
A. Ben Shapiro
B. Roseann Barr
C. Putin
D. The Ghost of Rush Limbaugh
E. Satan
March 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Who will be the next guest on Gavin Newsom’s podcast?
A. Ben Shapiro
B. Roseann Barr
C. Putin
D. The Ghost of Rush Limbaugh
E. Satan
A. Ben Shapiro
B. Roseann Barr
C. Putin
D. The Ghost of Rush Limbaugh
E. Satan
Dear President Musk,
I’m not a federal employee but I thought I would let you know what I accomplished last week anyway:
1. Woke up
2. Fell out of bed
3. Dragged a comb across my head
4. Found my way downstairs
5. Drank a cup
Now go shove a cactus in your dick hole. If you can find it.
I’m not a federal employee but I thought I would let you know what I accomplished last week anyway:
1. Woke up
2. Fell out of bed
3. Dragged a comb across my head
4. Found my way downstairs
5. Drank a cup
Now go shove a cactus in your dick hole. If you can find it.
February 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Dear President Musk,
I’m not a federal employee but I thought I would let you know what I accomplished last week anyway:
1. Woke up
2. Fell out of bed
3. Dragged a comb across my head
4. Found my way downstairs
5. Drank a cup
Now go shove a cactus in your dick hole. If you can find it.
I’m not a federal employee but I thought I would let you know what I accomplished last week anyway:
1. Woke up
2. Fell out of bed
3. Dragged a comb across my head
4. Found my way downstairs
5. Drank a cup
Now go shove a cactus in your dick hole. If you can find it.
Someone needs to primary this pine cone.
Listen – it’s not nuts to ask federal employees to report what they’re working on. My staff has to do weekly reports too.
But the WAY Musk is doing this? What’s he gonna do, read 2 million emails? This is just not serious stuff.
But the WAY Musk is doing this? What’s he gonna do, read 2 million emails? This is just not serious stuff.
February 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Someone needs to primary this pine cone.
Telling my kids this is LL Cool J and Shock G
February 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Telling my kids this is LL Cool J and Shock G
I just heard a commercial for a probiotic called Align. I wasn’t looking at the TV but at some point the voiceover said “Take Align every day”. The way my head snapped up. ❄️❄️❄️
February 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I just heard a commercial for a probiotic called Align. I wasn’t looking at the TV but at some point the voiceover said “Take Align every day”. The way my head snapped up. ❄️❄️❄️
Honestly, I just want someone who looks at me the way Jon Hamm and Kevin Costner looked at Cher during her SNL50 performance.
February 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Honestly, I just want someone who looks at me the way Jon Hamm and Kevin Costner looked at Cher during her SNL50 performance.
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
Imagine if a Democrat only did interviews with their emotional support nazi.
I watched Hannity's interview with Musk and Donald Trump so that you didn't have to. It was, as George W. Bush might have said, some weird shit
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Who Is Running the United States?
In search of an answer, I watched Sean Hannity’s Fox News interview with President Donald Trump and Elon Musk.
www.theatlantic.com
February 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Imagine if a Democrat only did interviews with their emotional support nazi.
Hey, do you guys have to call out in the middle of the night if you don’t want to have a “mark” on your record? Or do you work somewhere normal?
February 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Hey, do you guys have to call out in the middle of the night if you don’t want to have a “mark” on your record? Or do you work somewhere normal?
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
You’ve heard of the Eagles Christmas albums. But do you remember…https://youtu.be/hlR6ujpB89k
February 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
You’ve heard of the Eagles Christmas albums. But do you remember…https://youtu.be/hlR6ujpB89k
Yam Tits is referring to the PM of Canada as “Governor Trudeau”. I know Canadians are famously polite but I really need Trudeau to start referring to Yam Tits as “President Musk’s Gimp”.
February 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Yam Tits is referring to the PM of Canada as “Governor Trudeau”. I know Canadians are famously polite but I really need Trudeau to start referring to Yam Tits as “President Musk’s Gimp”.
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In my email: PLEASE DONATE TO OUR FIGHT FUND
in private: please stop bothering us we’re just three lil guys in a trench coat
in private: please stop bothering us we’re just three lil guys in a trench coat
Hearing that @indivisible.org and @moveon.org are pissing off house dems by mobilizing their constituents to call them too much is frankly the single best endorsement I've ever heard for a political action groups.
February 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
In my email: PLEASE DONATE TO OUR FIGHT FUND
in private: please stop bothering us we’re just three lil guys in a trench coat
in private: please stop bothering us we’re just three lil guys in a trench coat
I’ve spent the better part of three weeks incessantly refreshing the internet to see if it happened yet. And I don’t even have to say what “it” is.
February 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I’ve spent the better part of three weeks incessantly refreshing the internet to see if it happened yet. And I don’t even have to say what “it” is.
Bruh. Yam Tits about to yeet President Musk’s sex trophy into the sun. ☠️☠️☠️
Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?
February 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Bruh. Yam Tits about to yeet President Musk’s sex trophy into the sun. ☠️☠️☠️
I’m not a fan of shaming people about their STI status. Good thing there are no people in this picture.
PHOTO: Kid Rock and Lauren Boebert discuss their genital warts.
February 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’m not a fan of shaming people about their STI status. Good thing there are no people in this picture.
That halftime show gonna live rent free in my head. Absolutely diabolical on every level.
February 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
That halftime show gonna live rent free in my head. Absolutely diabolical on every level.
On today’s episode of Murder, She Wrote, Jessica is in Londen and has tickets to the latest Stephen Sondheim musical. It’s season 8, which premiered in 1992. Assassins hit the West End in 1992. Jessica Fletcher went to see Assassins.
February 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
On today’s episode of Murder, She Wrote, Jessica is in Londen and has tickets to the latest Stephen Sondheim musical. It’s season 8, which premiered in 1992. Assassins hit the West End in 1992. Jessica Fletcher went to see Assassins.
Customer service is not sales. Sales is not customer service. Why is this hard?
February 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Customer service is not sales. Sales is not customer service. Why is this hard?
The officers participating in this are traitors and should be treated accordingly. PS. This is a preview of how law enforcement/military will response going forward. I said what the fuck I said.
They’ve called armed federal officers to the scene. We aren’t dangerous. We are here to represent our people. To defend public education. This is an authoritarian regime. You cannot block members of Congress from entering the Department of Education.
February 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The officers participating in this are traitors and should be treated accordingly. PS. This is a preview of how law enforcement/military will response going forward. I said what the fuck I said.
The response to this will tell exactly how far gone our democracy is.
February 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The response to this will tell exactly how far gone our democracy is.
We might be getting to the part where they start eating each other’s faces.
February 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
We might be getting to the part where they start eating each other’s faces.
I took a shower earlier and forgot to put a towel down. Whatever. Not a big deal. I just went to use the bathroom and I’m wearing socks.
February 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I took a shower earlier and forgot to put a towel down. Whatever. Not a big deal. I just went to use the bathroom and I’m wearing socks.
Reupping my call for Fetterman to shove a cactus in his dick hole.
February 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Reupping my call for Fetterman to shove a cactus in his dick hole.