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It is all right for people to like what they like.
Man will never be free until the last billionaire is strangled with the entrails of the last influencer
Man will never be free until the last billionaire is strangled with the entrails of the last influencer
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Dear Journalists:
If you're gonna quote Kalshi stats, don't characterize the current betting odds as the actual probability that something is going to happen.
If a Fed nominee goes from 30 cents to 40 cents, that doesn't necessarily mean the person's actual probability of nomination has gone up.
If you're gonna quote Kalshi stats, don't characterize the current betting odds as the actual probability that something is going to happen.
If a Fed nominee goes from 30 cents to 40 cents, that doesn't necessarily mean the person's actual probability of nomination has gone up.
January 26, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Dear Journalists:
If you're gonna quote Kalshi stats, don't characterize the current betting odds as the actual probability that something is going to happen.
If a Fed nominee goes from 30 cents to 40 cents, that doesn't necessarily mean the person's actual probability of nomination has gone up.
If you're gonna quote Kalshi stats, don't characterize the current betting odds as the actual probability that something is going to happen.
If a Fed nominee goes from 30 cents to 40 cents, that doesn't necessarily mean the person's actual probability of nomination has gone up.
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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OpenAI exec James Dyett calling out the cowardice
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
OpenAI exec James Dyett calling out the cowardice
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chip you put this on your website roy.house.gov/media/in-the...
January 25, 2026 at 12:04 AM
chip you put this on your website roy.house.gov/media/in-the...
said the oldest son of a librarian
January 25, 2026 at 12:46 AM
said the oldest son of a librarian
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Jesus, Allah, Buddha, why is Gmail giving me "Tab to improve, Esc to dismiss" AI prompts when I turned off all their awful "smart features" in Settings months ago? They are really trying to wear us down on this stuff. Anyone have ideas?
January 22, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Jesus, Allah, Buddha, why is Gmail giving me "Tab to improve, Esc to dismiss" AI prompts when I turned off all their awful "smart features" in Settings months ago? They are really trying to wear us down on this stuff. Anyone have ideas?
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I really hope the cheer competition Bill Belichick is attending today doesn’t have good cell service
January 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I really hope the cheer competition Bill Belichick is attending today doesn’t have good cell service
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If the WaPo likes a book I get suspicious.
January 15, 2026 at 1:02 PM
If the WaPo likes a book I get suspicious.
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What happened to Tesla removing its safety drivers from its Austin robotaxi fleet by 2025-end?
Why hasn't Tesla accepted any paid rides without safety drivers by now?
1) Because FSD is a Level 2 ADAS
2) Crash & disengagement data in Austin are horrible
Prepare for another "next year" excuse.
Why hasn't Tesla accepted any paid rides without safety drivers by now?
1) Because FSD is a Level 2 ADAS
2) Crash & disengagement data in Austin are horrible
Prepare for another "next year" excuse.
January 4, 2026 at 1:22 PM
What happened to Tesla removing its safety drivers from its Austin robotaxi fleet by 2025-end?
Why hasn't Tesla accepted any paid rides without safety drivers by now?
1) Because FSD is a Level 2 ADAS
2) Crash & disengagement data in Austin are horrible
Prepare for another "next year" excuse.
Why hasn't Tesla accepted any paid rides without safety drivers by now?
1) Because FSD is a Level 2 ADAS
2) Crash & disengagement data in Austin are horrible
Prepare for another "next year" excuse.
The Random Product Naming Generator is broken
January 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The Random Product Naming Generator is broken
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When John Doar was head of the Civil Rights Division, he quoted from Shakespeare’s RICHARD III in an eloquent closing argument in the case against Klan murderers.
The current head is calling podcasters “hoes” for criticizing the president’s cabinet
The current head is calling podcasters “hoes” for criticizing the president’s cabinet
Ladies and gentlemen, the head of DOJ’s Civil Rights Division
December 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
When John Doar was head of the Civil Rights Division, he quoted from Shakespeare’s RICHARD III in an eloquent closing argument in the case against Klan murderers.
The current head is calling podcasters “hoes” for criticizing the president’s cabinet
The current head is calling podcasters “hoes” for criticizing the president’s cabinet
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Read this. Merry Christmas indeed
December 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Read this. Merry Christmas indeed
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"Why is everyone SO OBSESSED with the Epstein Files," whined the guy who is in the Epstein Files.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
New York Times columnist David Brooks appears in latest Epstein photos
Brooks, who dismissed Epstein scandal as ‘stupid story’, wrote column expressing lack of interest in developments
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Why is everyone SO OBSESSED with the Epstein Files," whined the guy who is in the Epstein Files.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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I don't want Woody to be sorry about his friendship with Jerry.
I do, however, want him to be quiet in perpetuity
I do, however, want him to be quiet in perpetuity
December 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I don't want Woody to be sorry about his friendship with Jerry.
I do, however, want him to be quiet in perpetuity
I do, however, want him to be quiet in perpetuity
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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It used to be that LIBRARIES were on the list of places to go to avoid MAGAts but now they go there to find WOKE books to burn at the next CULT meeting.
December 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It used to be that LIBRARIES were on the list of places to go to avoid MAGAts but now they go there to find WOKE books to burn at the next CULT meeting.
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Herbstreit shitting on BYU for losing a conference championship game and giving Alabama a pass for the same thing is everything that is stupid about this sport.
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Herbstreit shitting on BYU for losing a conference championship game and giving Alabama a pass for the same thing is everything that is stupid about this sport.
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I just can’t believe Doctor Who would do something like that.
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I just can’t believe Doctor Who would do something like that.
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Bought the cheapest Iowa women’s basketball tickets I could find for our Girl Scout troop, and they got mysteriously upgraded to courtside seats
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Bought the cheapest Iowa women’s basketball tickets I could find for our Girl Scout troop, and they got mysteriously upgraded to courtside seats
oof
omg the review/vivisection of Nuzzi's book in The Washington Post begins "I am told that writers used to be interesting."
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
oof
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There goes “Take Your Daughter To Work Day” for the Pentagon press corps.
get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
There goes “Take Your Daughter To Work Day” for the Pentagon press corps.
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I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
So, along with CyberMonday, this is apparently #BadTakeMonday . Y'all take the day off
December 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
So, along with CyberMonday, this is apparently #BadTakeMonday . Y'all take the day off
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You can always depend on the Murdochs to have the worst takes.
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You can always depend on the Murdochs to have the worst takes.