SMÜV
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On the level. Okay, on _a_ level.
Makes believe with dice. Blasts off to space with bass. Splits firewood for fun. Grows things, consumes them. Makes friends with every animal except yellowjackets, those guys are jerks.
Makes believe with dice. Blasts off to space with bass. Splits firewood for fun. Grows things, consumes them. Makes friends with every animal except yellowjackets, those guys are jerks.
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It took me a while to learn this
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It took me a while to learn this
tell me your app is jank without _telling_ me your app is jank
October 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
tell me your app is jank without _telling_ me your app is jank
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Is flying a flag at double mast a thing?
September 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Is flying a flag at double mast a thing?
Protip: Telling someone they are “in a mood” is probably the least helpful thing you can do.
September 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Protip: Telling someone they are “in a mood” is probably the least helpful thing you can do.
If you start a sentence with “I’m not racist, but” I have news for you.
September 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If you start a sentence with “I’m not racist, but” I have news for you.
Getting rid of fakespot was a bad move. I'm glad I helped oversee pulling firefox from 80,000 workstations now.
July 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Getting rid of fakespot was a bad move. I'm glad I helped oversee pulling firefox from 80,000 workstations now.
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I don't buy a lot of stuff from El Salvador anyway, but how else can we as a people stick it to President Bukkake?
April 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I don't buy a lot of stuff from El Salvador anyway, but how else can we as a people stick it to President Bukkake?
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"It was also unclear if Starlink communications were encrypted. At a minimum, the system allows for a network separate from existing White House servers that people on the grounds are able to use, keeping that data separate."
But her emails.
But her emails.
A Musk lieutenant ventured onto a roof to install Starlink. The Secret Service didn’t know he was there. The incident triggered a confrontation over conflicts of interest & cyber and physical security www.nytimes.com/2025/03/17/u...
Elon Musk’s Starlink Expands Across White House Complex (Gift Article)
Trump administration officials said the company donated the internet service, saying the gift had been vetted by the lawyer overseeing ethics issues in the White House Counsel’s Office.
www.nytimes.com
March 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
"It was also unclear if Starlink communications were encrypted. At a minimum, the system allows for a network separate from existing White House servers that people on the grounds are able to use, keeping that data separate."
But her emails.
But her emails.
Alex Jones said: "Trump you are a genetically modified E-coli, poop addict. Donald Trump is obsessed with drinking GMO E-coli feces. Trump is an E-coli feces addict, I'm not joking—Trump guzzles the feces of bacteria. He loves it."
"Elon Musk is an addict—he worships E-coli feces."
"Elon Musk is an addict—he worships E-coli feces."
March 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Alex Jones said: "Trump you are a genetically modified E-coli, poop addict. Donald Trump is obsessed with drinking GMO E-coli feces. Trump is an E-coli feces addict, I'm not joking—Trump guzzles the feces of bacteria. He loves it."
"Elon Musk is an addict—he worships E-coli feces."
"Elon Musk is an addict—he worships E-coli feces."
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I grow evermore convinced that elon has the peepee take of king cuck.
February 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I grow evermore convinced that elon has the peepee take of king cuck.
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It will be atheists. Then comes non-Christians, then comes Christians from the wrong sect.
“After we’ve discriminated against, deported, or disparaged all the immigrants, the gay and lesbian and transgender people, the developmentally disabled, the women, and minorities. Once we’ve ostracized our neighbors and betrayed our friends… what comes next?” - Gov. JB Pritzker
February 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It will be atheists. Then comes non-Christians, then comes Christians from the wrong sect.
This all starts to make a little more sense when you figure elon bought the peepee tape.
February 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This all starts to make a little more sense when you figure elon bought the peepee tape.
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Buy directly from black farmers by using the black farmer index.
blackfarmersindex.com/the-index
blackfarmersindex.com/the-index
Black Farmers Index
blackfarmersindex.com
February 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Buy directly from black farmers by using the black farmer index.
blackfarmersindex.com/the-index
blackfarmersindex.com/the-index
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Here we go folks: another rare example of the appropriate use of a pie chart.
January 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Here we go folks: another rare example of the appropriate use of a pie chart.
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Hey, at least they’re giving the land a vote in their maps—finally, representation for dirt and trees!
December 15, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Hey, at least they’re giving the land a vote in their maps—finally, representation for dirt and trees!
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Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
theonion.com/somebody-sho...
theonion.com/somebody-sho...
December 9, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
theonion.com/somebody-sho...
theonion.com/somebody-sho...
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here’s a comic about smiling
December 6, 2024 at 1:01 AM
here’s a comic about smiling
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sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic
December 4, 2024 at 8:22 PM
sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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