SMÜV
@smoov.bsky.social
On the level. Okay, on _a_ level.
Makes believe with dice. Blasts off to space with bass. Splits firewood for fun. Grows things, consumes them. Makes friends with every animal except yellowjackets, those guys are jerks.
Makes believe with dice. Blasts off to space with bass. Splits firewood for fun. Grows things, consumes them. Makes friends with every animal except yellowjackets, those guys are jerks.
I’ve had a skellie in my cherry tree since Halloween 2024. All my friends have skeletons, so this honors them.
December 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’ve had a skellie in my cherry tree since Halloween 2024. All my friends have skeletons, so this honors them.
There's ways to fix that. Click here for more info!
November 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
There's ways to fix that. Click here for more info!
You can sprinkle a little cayenne pepper powder around the perimeter of the shed, they hate it. That's how I keep them out of my bird feeders and from crapping around my trees.
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You can sprinkle a little cayenne pepper powder around the perimeter of the shed, they hate it. That's how I keep them out of my bird feeders and from crapping around my trees.
Nobody. Nobody is responsible for others in that way, and evidence suggests it's pointless in the vast majority of cases. So I don't see a problem cutting toxic people, even family, out of your life.
November 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Nobody. Nobody is responsible for others in that way, and evidence suggests it's pointless in the vast majority of cases. So I don't see a problem cutting toxic people, even family, out of your life.
Dr. Smüv prescribes 30 minutes of walking in the woods. Science!
October 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Dr. Smüv prescribes 30 minutes of walking in the woods. Science!
Simple solution: walk slowly and carefully and never bend over
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Simple solution: walk slowly and carefully and never bend over
I could tell you “why four” but that is not for polite company.
October 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I could tell you “why four” but that is not for polite company.
probably a poopvac. I try not to think about it.
October 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
probably a poopvac. I try not to think about it.
The sad trombone is the best part!
October 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The sad trombone is the best part!
If you want them to move you put your hand on their ass and say, “sound man, coming through“ and that works more often that you’d think.
September 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If you want them to move you put your hand on their ass and say, “sound man, coming through“ and that works more often that you’d think.
It's even more terrifying when it works right _the very first time_.
April 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It's even more terrifying when it works right _the very first time_.
Sometimes you have to seek the diamond in the rough. But there's plenty of diamonds out there, just depends on where you look of course.
March 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Sometimes you have to seek the diamond in the rough. But there's plenty of diamonds out there, just depends on where you look of course.