Ruttiger
smoothawleyshit.bsky.social
Ruttiger
@smoothawleyshit.bsky.social
Aspiring grifter. I'm the guy that reports nipples and swears to the FCC
Saturday morning lol 🙈
October 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
October 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Hello
September 21, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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The Pittsburgh Pirates: when you suck and they keep Nutting.
December 9, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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Winter Bitch (rotated), by Ed Clark, 1959, 📸 via @nocontextcfb.bsky.social
December 7, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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Everybody’s getting their jokes off but The Daily Mail somehow made the funniest video
December 6, 2024 at 2:34 AM
"PhD in sarcasm"

No thank you.
December 5, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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Nothing says “lead the Pentagon” like mommy making phone calls for her very good boy.
December 4, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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I genuinely don't think I can handle the next four years of New York Times headlines.

Kill me now.
December 2, 2024 at 5:19 PM
The winner of the Harvard-Yale game has been exchanging the skull of Geronimo since GHW Bush dug it up in 1947
We need to reject rivalry trophies invented on the spot by athletic departments and retvrn to rivalries based on inconsequential acts of vandalism or theft during the McKinley administration
Not sure if it is funny or sad that multiple athletics staffers had to spend their Sunday trading redlines of a joint statement about possession of a six-day old trophy UMass disavowed. Funny for me, I suppose.
December 2, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Wow he was like a month shy of 100
Moment of silence here in Brooklyn for former Nets coach (and St. John's legend) Lou Carnesecca
December 2, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Vic-20. Probably used this for the first time when I was 5 or 6 in the late 80s
December 2, 2024 at 6:09 AM
I like to think that when you hit that blueanon block list millions of voices cry out like when Alderaan was destroyed
December 2, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Lot of porn bots here too huh
December 2, 2024 at 5:28 AM
The guy that wore the Barney the Dinosaur suit became a tantric sex guru
December 2, 2024 at 5:23 AM
December 2, 2024 at 5:01 AM