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Mortal Kombat guy sometimes.
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You could never make Avengers EMH today because there’s no shot you could ever convince any company on earth to produce a show that looks as good as it does for over 25 episodes a season in this economy
January 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Working on a selkie illustration and enjoying goofy seal faces
January 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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first challenger - Ultron!
January 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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What if, and hear me out, we stop putting Jared Leto in movies
December 23, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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Attention:
December 18, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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I want a good twitter replacement so bad but like what the fuck is this, who are the people posting on this app 😭 “This” brother WHAT
December 17, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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Thing about Sesame Street profits is that I’m sure they bring in a nice steady stream of revenue on a consistent and regular basis but that’s boring, what the superrich want is an endless succession of winning lottery tickets.
December 16, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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can we not do the "die hard is a Christmas movie" thing here please. "remember thing that wasn't entertaining or edifying on twitter but just a non-argument about which even the most bored person alive could not credibly be thought to actually care" can we not. for my Christmas present. please
December 15, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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This might just be the funniest scene transition in the entire series
December 14, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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🎃CRYPTMAS DAY 12🎄

L is for LEATHERFACE!

Vrrm vrrm, y'all.
December 12, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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Dunno if I’ll ever finish this but this was a fun Cass doodle
December 12, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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For profit insurance is immoral. Full stop. An insurers' job isn't to "protect from unnecessary care"; it is to pay for customers care. Every dollar of profit earned is a dollar that didn't provide care to the sick/injured. It is an evil industry captained by the soulless for the sake of the greedy.
December 12, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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The website that sponsored our podcast, Junkfood Cinema, (and on which the original column was hosted) has folded. It was one of the last holdouts in the long, slow disintegration of the Blogosphere. Pouring one out for Film School Rejects and all the great writers who wrote there over the years.
December 10, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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My walk to work today.
December 11, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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The colors of course are a reference to the NES game Friday the 13th Jason.
December 11, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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Joker sketches #joker
December 9, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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Golden Age Sandman by Teddy Kristiansen.
#comics #art
December 9, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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I'm sorry, but the way people are suddenly gassing up the original Ultimates as some genius work of satire reeks of contrarianism.
December 8, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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Progress on my last pet portrait before the holidays! 🪡 🐕
December 6, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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arguably funnier than a permanent ban
December 7, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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The Killer Klown outfit isn’t cosplay. It’s a screen used costume. I was sworn in as an official Killer Klown by the Chiodo brothers to introduce the 30th anniversary screening.
That cosplay kicks so much ass!
December 7, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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liberals low key cooked with this one
a man in a suit is walking towards a couch with yellow pillows on it
ALT: a man in a suit is walking towards a couch with yellow pillows on it
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open
BREAKING: CVS removes photos of executives from its website in wake of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s assassination
December 6, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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i’ve seen people say “celebrating the CEO dying is bad, talk to people in real life you’ll see” i’ve talked to people and they all think it’s cool as hell
December 6, 2024 at 4:48 PM