Smoip
@smoip.bsky.social
Software dev, recovering musician, rule of threes fan.
Fucking wild seven days. Cat tried to kill himself (unsuccessfully!), passed the one year mark at my startup, and had every single piece of portable electronics stolen from our apartment (merry fucking christmas). I need a goddamn break.
December 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Fucking wild seven days. Cat tried to kill himself (unsuccessfully!), passed the one year mark at my startup, and had every single piece of portable electronics stolen from our apartment (merry fucking christmas). I need a goddamn break.
Vicious predators spotted in their natural habitat (the sweater wardrobe) #catsofbluesky #caturday
December 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Vicious predators spotted in their natural habitat (the sweater wardrobe) #catsofbluesky #caturday
Sometimes you do a crime so bad they have to take you to the vet for emergency emetics #catsofbluesky #crimes
December 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Sometimes you do a crime so bad they have to take you to the vet for emergency emetics #catsofbluesky #crimes
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
Annual CTA holiday train sighting
December 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Annual CTA holiday train sighting
They won’t let me do laundry #catsofbluesky
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
They won’t let me do laundry #catsofbluesky
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
Nobody:
Podcast ads, nonstop every day since October: “Do you STILL have people left on your holiday shopping list? STILL???”
Podcast ads, nonstop every day since October: “Do you STILL have people left on your holiday shopping list? STILL???”
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Nobody:
Podcast ads, nonstop every day since October: “Do you STILL have people left on your holiday shopping list? STILL???”
Podcast ads, nonstop every day since October: “Do you STILL have people left on your holiday shopping list? STILL???”
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"By the way, I’m not trying to actually kill one. That’s not my thing at all. If that’s what you’re getting from this, then I don’t know what you’re reading or how you thought that, but you’re totally off base."
I Like to Almost Kill People by Driving Past Them at 125 mph in My Modified Honda Accord
Everyone’s got their thing. For some, it’s baking. Others, gardening. Me? I like to take a modified Honda Accord, drive over 100 mph, and swerve be...
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November 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"By the way, I’m not trying to actually kill one. That’s not my thing at all. If that’s what you’re getting from this, then I don’t know what you’re reading or how you thought that, but you’re totally off base."
Maybe I’ll regret crossing the Personal and Professional streams (please don’t make me regret it), but my company is hiring!
Come work with us! We’re (pretty) cool!
instaswitch.co/careers
#chicago #hiring #chicagodev #softwaredevelopment #fullstack #typescript #fintech
Come work with us! We’re (pretty) cool!
instaswitch.co/careers
#chicago #hiring #chicagodev #softwaredevelopment #fullstack #typescript #fintech
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November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Maybe I’ll regret crossing the Personal and Professional streams (please don’t make me regret it), but my company is hiring!
Come work with us! We’re (pretty) cool!
instaswitch.co/careers
#chicago #hiring #chicagodev #softwaredevelopment #fullstack #typescript #fintech
Come work with us! We’re (pretty) cool!
instaswitch.co/careers
#chicago #hiring #chicagodev #softwaredevelopment #fullstack #typescript #fintech
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Presenter: The game is called TransAmerica!
Bluesky Crowd: *raucous cheering*
Presenter: It's not about gender tho...
Bluesky Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!!!
Presenter: It's about trains!
Bluesky Crowd: *raucous cheering*
Bluesky Crowd: *raucous cheering*
Presenter: It's not about gender tho...
Bluesky Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!!!
Presenter: It's about trains!
Bluesky Crowd: *raucous cheering*
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Presenter: The game is called TransAmerica!
Bluesky Crowd: *raucous cheering*
Presenter: It's not about gender tho...
Bluesky Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!!!
Presenter: It's about trains!
Bluesky Crowd: *raucous cheering*
Bluesky Crowd: *raucous cheering*
Presenter: It's not about gender tho...
Bluesky Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!!!
Presenter: It's about trains!
Bluesky Crowd: *raucous cheering*
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first day in Mamdani's new york. I have already been forced to change my gender
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
first day in Mamdani's new york. I have already been forced to change my gender
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HELL YEA @ynotmike.bsky.social @globalw0rming.bsky.social @superobscure.com @crimsongoose.bsky.social @benhead.bsky.social FOR DONTATING TO THERE LOCAL FOOD BANK'S, FIND YOUR'S HERE: www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo... - THANK U FOR KICKEN A$$ - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
HELL YEA @ynotmike.bsky.social @globalw0rming.bsky.social @superobscure.com @crimsongoose.bsky.social @benhead.bsky.social FOR DONTATING TO THERE LOCAL FOOD BANK'S, FIND YOUR'S HERE: www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo... - THANK U FOR KICKEN A$$ - dashare.zone ADMIN
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lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
Apparently there’s a pumpkin shortage in Illinois? Anyway, the grocery store sold us these fucked up green gourds, and I’m kind of into them
October 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Apparently there’s a pumpkin shortage in Illinois? Anyway, the grocery store sold us these fucked up green gourds, and I’m kind of into them
TIL that “pipedream” originally meant “the kind of dream you have while smoking opium” and is basically the 19th century version of “are you high?”
October 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
TIL that “pipedream” originally meant “the kind of dream you have while smoking opium” and is basically the 19th century version of “are you high?”
Sometimes you just really need to get in there. #catsofbluesky
October 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Sometimes you just really need to get in there. #catsofbluesky
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✨Summarize This Message
I'll be happy to summarize this for you! Drew, it appears you have been irreversibly banned from a message board called Chicken Forums — what an achievement! This calls for a celebration, specifically for something called "kept saying let me see that cloaca
I'll be happy to summarize this for you! Drew, it appears you have been irreversibly banned from a message board called Chicken Forums — what an achievement! This calls for a celebration, specifically for something called "kept saying let me see that cloaca
October 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
✨Summarize This Message
I'll be happy to summarize this for you! Drew, it appears you have been irreversibly banned from a message board called Chicken Forums — what an achievement! This calls for a celebration, specifically for something called "kept saying let me see that cloaca
I'll be happy to summarize this for you! Drew, it appears you have been irreversibly banned from a message board called Chicken Forums — what an achievement! This calls for a celebration, specifically for something called "kept saying let me see that cloaca
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AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over
October 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over
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BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)
Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
October 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)
Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
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when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it
October 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it
Journalists trip, fall into federal agent’s outstretched arms. Officials say agent was attempting to give them a big hug.
October 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Journalists trip, fall into federal agent’s outstretched arms. Officials say agent was attempting to give them a big hug.