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*Not an attorney. Yet even I know this is all wrong.
*Not an attorney. Yet even I know this is all wrong.
Pinned
“You may change the America I live in, but you’ll never change the America that lives in me.” ~ @toweather.bsky.social
Prince Bonesaw and President Plane Crash Camacho on their thrones of lies, blood, and hate.
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Prince Bonesaw and President Plane Crash Camacho on their thrones of lies, blood, and hate.
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
And I'm one of them.
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
And I'm one of them.
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I've seen many YouTube interpolations of "Steamed Hams," but this one, which expands the gag into a "My Dinner With Andre" parody, is special. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...
Steamed Hams but it's a Critically Acclaimed Feature Film
YouTube video by Tyrone Deise
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I've seen many YouTube interpolations of "Steamed Hams," but this one, which expands the gag into a "My Dinner With Andre" parody, is special. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...
And the beat goes on.
It’s a hoax but we’re investigating Dems
Tariffs were working but we’re removing them
We’re super popular, the election results were about something else
We control all three houses of govt but the shut down was their fault
Immigrants don’t pay tax but were finding them through the IRS
Tariffs were working but we’re removing them
We’re super popular, the election results were about something else
We control all three houses of govt but the shut down was their fault
Immigrants don’t pay tax but were finding them through the IRS
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
And the beat goes on.
“Christ, we can’t get away with calling him a pig-fucker,” the campaign manager protested. “Nobody’s going to believe a thing like that.”
“I know,” Johnson replied. “But let’s make the sonofabitch deny it.” (Attributed to Lyndon Johnson.)
“I know,” Johnson replied. “But let’s make the sonofabitch deny it.” (Attributed to Lyndon Johnson.)
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
“Christ, we can’t get away with calling him a pig-fucker,” the campaign manager protested. “Nobody’s going to believe a thing like that.”
“I know,” Johnson replied. “But let’s make the sonofabitch deny it.” (Attributed to Lyndon Johnson.)
“I know,” Johnson replied. “But let’s make the sonofabitch deny it.” (Attributed to Lyndon Johnson.)
BAM!
"Is that what you meant by Big Beautiful Bill, Mr. President?"
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
BAM!
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
But they're MY leopards! Why are they eating MY face?
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
But they're MY leopards! Why are they eating MY face?
He mad.
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Trump un-endorses Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
He mad.
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who celebrate
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who celebrate
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The comments are priceless.
Releasing the Epstein files could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to hide their history of raping children on a private island owned by a convicted sex offender.
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
The comments are priceless.
Push their buttons, Frank.
All this Epstein stuff just reminds me that on most days of the week, mainstream media doesn't give a shit that Trump's a pedophile.
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Push their buttons, Frank.
Will he complete his bunker to protect him from American citizens before the Epstein 'philes are revealed? The race is on!
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Will he complete his bunker to protect him from American citizens before the Epstein 'philes are revealed? The race is on!
Hell yeah! WTG, Professor.
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Hell yeah! WTG, Professor.
Big money on the table for inflatable submarine sandwich costumes. Closest I've found is a hamburger.
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Big money on the table for inflatable submarine sandwich costumes. Closest I've found is a hamburger.
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Full poem in ALT text.
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Full poem in ALT text.
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Full poem in ALT text.
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Full poem in ALT text.
What, me worry?
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
What, me worry?
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Picture > 1,000 Words
"President of the United States Somehow, seen standing dead-eyed, soulless, and uncaring mere feet from actual living human being experiencing great physical distress, gives actual, factual, and visual representation of the entire authoritarian Trump regime."
"President of the United States Somehow, seen standing dead-eyed, soulless, and uncaring mere feet from actual living human being experiencing great physical distress, gives actual, factual, and visual representation of the entire authoritarian Trump regime."
November 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Picture > 1,000 Words
"President of the United States Somehow, seen standing dead-eyed, soulless, and uncaring mere feet from actual living human being experiencing great physical distress, gives actual, factual, and visual representation of the entire authoritarian Trump regime."
"President of the United States Somehow, seen standing dead-eyed, soulless, and uncaring mere feet from actual living human being experiencing great physical distress, gives actual, factual, and visual representation of the entire authoritarian Trump regime."
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Direct. Motherfucking. Action.
November 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Direct. Motherfucking. Action.