SmegFirk
@smegfirk.bsky.social
Chap originally from Cambridge. Tech geek. NUFC/CUFC/49ers fan. Love Bond films (not you, Craig).
The #1 film in the UK when I was 10 was apparently Beetlejuice. Could be better.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Oh fuck. It was Ghost.
Oh fuck. It was Ghost.
December 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The #1 film in the UK when I was 10 was apparently Beetlejuice. Could be better.
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“The Big Bang Theory, The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, The Wizard of Oz and the DC Universe will join Netflix’s extensive portfolio including Wednesday, Money Heist, Bridgerton, Adolescence and Extraction, creating an extraordinary entertainment offering for audiences worldwide"
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“The Big Bang Theory, The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, The Wizard of Oz and the DC Universe will join Netflix’s extensive portfolio including Wednesday, Money Heist, Bridgerton, Adolescence and Extraction, creating an extraordinary entertainment offering for audiences worldwide"
So what happens if I purchase the middle item, Amazon? Do I get what's in the picture or do I get the written description? Only one way to find out I suppose.
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
So what happens if I purchase the middle item, Amazon? Do I get what's in the picture or do I get the written description? Only one way to find out I suppose.
This image back from the time of the robbery was already about as French as you could get before this extra bit of information. I've also noticed this time around how he looks quite like Billy Drago when he was in The Untouchables.
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This image back from the time of the robbery was already about as French as you could get before this extra bit of information. I've also noticed this time around how he looks quite like Billy Drago when he was in The Untouchables.
Looks more like "try to smile politely without looking awkward and get away as quickly as possible". Which is much more plausible if this is the kind of thing he imagines.
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Looks more like "try to smile politely without looking awkward and get away as quickly as possible". Which is much more plausible if this is the kind of thing he imagines.
Beach Boys' God Only Knows attached to Pandora for Christmas will be a test to my assertion that I could never get bored of that song. Also, Pandora, I might just not 'get it' but they seem like the Gillette of jewellery. It's the cartridges/charms where you get fleeced.
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Beach Boys' God Only Knows attached to Pandora for Christmas will be a test to my assertion that I could never get bored of that song. Also, Pandora, I might just not 'get it' but they seem like the Gillette of jewellery. It's the cartridges/charms where you get fleeced.
Since when has Grandparent's Day been a thing? Can't remember receiving any opt outs from companies in previous years. Reminds of The Simpsons' Love Day gag about desperately trying to come up with new ways to sell cards etc
September 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Since when has Grandparent's Day been a thing? Can't remember receiving any opt outs from companies in previous years. Reminds of The Simpsons' Love Day gag about desperately trying to come up with new ways to sell cards etc
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Oh mate. MATE.
Parents across the land are going to
Be outraged to hear their kids online talking about their fantastic four skins to their friends
Parents across the land are going to
Be outraged to hear their kids online talking about their fantastic four skins to their friends
July 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Oh mate. MATE.
Parents across the land are going to
Be outraged to hear their kids online talking about their fantastic four skins to their friends
Parents across the land are going to
Be outraged to hear their kids online talking about their fantastic four skins to their friends
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I don't think this is quite the self endorsement the Starbucks employee thought it was. I don't think "drink coffee and be miserable" is what they were going for.
June 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I don't think this is quite the self endorsement the Starbucks employee thought it was. I don't think "drink coffee and be miserable" is what they were going for.
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So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
June 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
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hey can you come back later, i'm defragging my tulip fields
April 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
hey can you come back later, i'm defragging my tulip fields
and Prince Andrew showed his face in Windsor, so this works on a couple of levels.
April 20, 2025 at 11:04 AM
and Prince Andrew showed his face in Windsor, so this works on a couple of levels.
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submissive writing werewolf getting really confused when her youtube channel keeps popping off when she tells everyone here name is Lycan Sub Scribe
April 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
submissive writing werewolf getting really confused when her youtube channel keeps popping off when she tells everyone here name is Lycan Sub Scribe
I wrote an article/guest post for @vvinsider.com about accessible cruises with Virgin Voyages. Check it out if the topic floats your boat. vvinsider.com/accessibilit...
Accessibility at Sea: Matt's Experience Sailing with Virgin Voyages - VV Insider
Cruiser Matt Sutton shares his first-hand experience of accessible travel with Virgin Voyages, from booking and cabin access to shore challenges and future improvements.
vvinsider.com
April 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I wrote an article/guest post for @vvinsider.com about accessible cruises with Virgin Voyages. Check it out if the topic floats your boat. vvinsider.com/accessibilit...
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
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For anyone who missed this very important news, Jennie the guide dog crossed the floor of the House of Commons yesterday to be stroked by Labour MPs
She was then summoned by the Lib Dem Chief Whip for a very stern word
She was then summoned by the Lib Dem Chief Whip for a very stern word
March 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
For anyone who missed this very important news, Jennie the guide dog crossed the floor of the House of Commons yesterday to be stroked by Labour MPs
She was then summoned by the Lib Dem Chief Whip for a very stern word
She was then summoned by the Lib Dem Chief Whip for a very stern word
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I will be fully prepared to change my position on amazon Bond if they give me my 26-part 1950s-set series on the Parisian detective adventures of Achile Aubergine.
February 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I will be fully prepared to change my position on amazon Bond if they give me my 26-part 1950s-set series on the Parisian detective adventures of Achile Aubergine.
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Just been blocked by Gary Barlow.
Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn’t mean it!
Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn’t mean it!
February 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Just been blocked by Gary Barlow.
Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn’t mean it!
Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn’t mean it!
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In January 1986, BBC1's Jackanory, for years stuffy and staid, briefly felt like the coolest thing ever when Rik Mayall performed (it's much more than a reading) Roald Dahl's GEORGE'S MARVELLOUS MEDICINE! For me and my mates, this was Event Television, constantly quoted for weeks on end.
February 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
In January 1986, BBC1's Jackanory, for years stuffy and staid, briefly felt like the coolest thing ever when Rik Mayall performed (it's much more than a reading) Roald Dahl's GEORGE'S MARVELLOUS MEDICINE! For me and my mates, this was Event Television, constantly quoted for weeks on end.
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