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yapper who almost considered going semi-pro if it weren’t for the injury
i owe all the yaoi girls an apology because holy shit mha is unironically so peak 🥹
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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It gets even crazier
September 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader?

I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
August 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
okay i admit it i sprayed teflon on my dildo in an effort to use less lube

i’m fucking dumb okay??
How did 3M’s “forever chemicals” end up in all of us? The inside story of the corporate scientists who discovered—then helped to conceal—the dangers of its chemicals.
How 3M Discovered, Then Concealed, the Dangers of Forever Chemicals
The company found its own toxic compounds in human blood—and kept selling them.
www.newyorker.com
August 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
the gen z stare is just manufactured outrage by the elites to prevent that gay awakening you get after you stare deeply into your barista's beautiful eyes as she takes your coffee order
August 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
what does “message your favorite ig model to learn about the *real * dubai chocolate” mean?
July 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Gavin channeling that jock bully energy he pushed down for the polite politics era
July 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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crowd erupts into Zohran chants after watching two transsexuals wrestle in an inflatable pool full of queso. nyc undefeated
June 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
June 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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the GOP budget bill strips trans healthcare from hundreds of thousands of trans people (& allows that care for cis people). contact your senator; tell them to kill that part of the bill!

did you know utah’s GOP produced a great case for *preserving* that care? clear & quick summary in the link!🧵
May 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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👨‍⚖️ The UK Supreme Court just redefined what a lesbian is

🧵👇
April 19, 2025 at 10:12 AM
April 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more
April 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
April 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
conservatives destroyed the country because they were mad other peoples’ lives were improving
April 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Biden was one of the most relatable presidents in my lifetime but a third of the country just couldn’t accept the eepyheads inside themselves and now here we are
April 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
before there were egirls there were suicide girls
March 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
i just tuned into twitch again and the ads i saw back to back were depend diapers and then kleenex…
March 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Visiting friends in New York
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“going transgender” sounds pretty metal af tbh

crazy how different joe rogan is from 2014 until now though, and unfortunately all for the worse
March 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
i wasn’t that sold on trump being a russian asset until seeing what happened today with zelenskyy
March 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
inspired by tonight’s episode and that post about installing a severance door in the bathroom so the innie’s entire life is peeing or pooping
February 28, 2025 at 8:47 AM
is “one man’s waste is another man’s treasure” the ethos of all the piss lovers out there?
February 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
costco sells frozen pineapples for $2.50 / pound. happy valentine’s day!
February 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM