I took my wife to a swank Bucks County Inn for her birthday; I think we're the only guests.
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I took my wife to a swank Bucks County Inn for her birthday; I think we're the only guests.
Ah, the Easter Eve tradition of herding my confused dog to sleep in our room so she doesn't absolutely house all of the eggs we hid around the house.
April 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Ah, the Easter Eve tradition of herding my confused dog to sleep in our room so she doesn't absolutely house all of the eggs we hid around the house.
Parenthood is when you unironically sing along to Friday by Rebecca Black.
February 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Parenthood is when you unironically sing along to Friday by Rebecca Black.
I've never observed someone and thought "they really have a sore thumb."
February 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I've never observed someone and thought "they really have a sore thumb."
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I have no beak, and I must scream
January 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I have no beak, and I must scream
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Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
December 16, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
I mean yeah, but I thought everyone knows this.
My English language hot take 🔥
'Obvious' is the worst word and I hate it.
It's too often used to describe things that are not obvious and instead serves to make the speaker look smart (and makes you feel dumb)
'Obvious' is the worst word and I hate it.
It's too often used to describe things that are not obvious and instead serves to make the speaker look smart (and makes you feel dumb)
December 15, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I mean yeah, but I thought everyone knows this.
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Hiring a senior data analyst with specific experience in B2B businesses and either sales or marketing expertise. DMs open.
December 14, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Hiring a senior data analyst with specific experience in B2B businesses and either sales or marketing expertise. DMs open.
Peace on earth and goodwill towards men. Easy.
Hey dads, what do yall even want for Christmas? Help me
December 13, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Peace on earth and goodwill towards men. Easy.
Our latest chip, Willow, was created by Usidore the Blue from the world of Foon and brought back to us by a clone of Arnie Niekamp through a trans-dimensional rift behind a Burger King in Chicago.
December 10, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Our latest chip, Willow, was created by Usidore the Blue from the world of Foon and brought back to us by a clone of Arnie Niekamp through a trans-dimensional rift behind a Burger King in Chicago.
Happy Darth Friday to all who celebrate
November 29, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Happy Darth Friday to all who celebrate
I tried that "mah aaaiih" viral cat language call to Stella and she only looked at me a minute after I stopped.
November 24, 2024 at 5:39 PM
I tried that "mah aaaiih" viral cat language call to Stella and she only looked at me a minute after I stopped.
The only thing worse than having your car totalled is buying it's replacement.
November 24, 2024 at 3:38 AM
The only thing worse than having your car totalled is buying it's replacement.
Prosciutto by the foot.
I'm giving these ideas away for free!
I'm giving these ideas away for free!
November 16, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Prosciutto by the foot.
I'm giving these ideas away for free!
I'm giving these ideas away for free!
Interacted with two secret service agents today. They were super helpful, not like the movie portrayals at all!
November 14, 2023 at 6:04 PM
Interacted with two secret service agents today. They were super helpful, not like the movie portrayals at all!
At a camp with may son that I worked at as an adolescent. It's weird how you can't communicate nostalgia to someone else.
June 21, 2023 at 8:57 PM
At a camp with may son that I worked at as an adolescent. It's weird how you can't communicate nostalgia to someone else.
I got this email and immediately thought it was a phishing attempt.
Was this email written by a captive who was raised in a lab at google and has never seen the outside world? Literally 99.999% of everyone who’s ever used google has no idea what this means.
June 17, 2023 at 1:22 PM
I got this email and immediately thought it was a phishing attempt.
I guess it's time for a new adventure.
May 24, 2023 at 10:37 PM
I guess it's time for a new adventure.
I need codes so my friend Ben can send his "what a week, huh" here.
May 24, 2023 at 2:31 AM
I don't know how you all find time for all of these podcasts.
May 24, 2023 at 2:29 AM
I don't know how you all find time for all of these podcasts.
Today's the day. I made custom tasks for her to complete culminating in "Be the Taskmaster", and we'll air the show.
May 18, 2023 at 1:57 PM
Today's the day. I made custom tasks for her to complete culminating in "Be the Taskmaster", and we'll air the show.
How does one salvage a 10lb bag of bread flour that was ripped into by a squirrel because the Instacart notification didn't go off?
May 18, 2023 at 1:54 PM
How does one salvage a 10lb bag of bread flour that was ripped into by a squirrel because the Instacart notification didn't go off?