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Olympia Blunders chess club admin.
Sounders, Rocket League, running, etc.
Former ECS Travel Coordinator. 16 MLS stadiums and counting.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
GO CAPS
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
@drewmagary.bsky.social do y'all know you have your YouTube channel marked as making content specifically for kids? Prevents stuff like push notifications for subscribers... Should turn off! Probably losing lots of views ☹️
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Players of FC Tulsa and Pittsburgh Riverhounds emerge for the USL final wearing shirts calling for better working conditions. The USLPA want "real wages, safety, healthcare, and year-round support."

"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Google photos memory noti
can't believe that's what I put on the sign 🤦‍♂️
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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My take on the MLS calendar change is that this is a huge opportunity for the NWSL and USL
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
also, obviously the timbers will win a trophy in a condensed tournament (transition season)
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If the Champions Cup Final comes after the MLS Cup Final, that will fucking rule
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
this apple thing sounds cool on the surface but it's actually more expensive now if you aren't someone who regularly has appletv+
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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And it’ll be 90° in the summer, but those feet are going to be protected from night creatures. I saw Poltergeist. I know what happens.
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
hopefully the stadium never exists
Hopefully the longacres stadium has a roof…
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
the only good thing about the Sounders losing
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Go ders
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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🧵 Morning after, a meditation on economic issues v woke

I keep seeing analysis that we should focus on “bread and butter” issues (jobs, wages, healthcare) not “wokeness.”

But when politics talks only about the money and never about justice, something ugly fills the gap.

/1
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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New USLW team owned by the Pickles and Bangers has a name and crest….Portland Cherry Bombs FC.

Thoughts?
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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A common line by armchair anarchists on Bluesky is that you can't vote out fascism.

They might still be right. Ask me again in a year. But we're going to fucking try.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Not only are these people bigots, they may also be some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

You love to see it.
listen we may have lost our family business, made our kids miserable, had to live in a barn with goats and lost $50,000 to a local Russian slumlord, but at least we dont have to see gay people in public
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
???
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM