Cryptic Vickbee
@sluttybee.crypticvic.ca
Vicky M.Sc. Trans🏳️⚧️ (she/her), 30s. I'm your #2 reply girl, a hobbiest writer, and a good little bee drone 🐝 🤖. Computers by day, bad computers by night 😈.
Im a lover of so many things. I'll repost a lot of random stuff, buyer beware. 🔞 No Minors, 18+ only
Im a lover of so many things. I'll repost a lot of random stuff, buyer beware. 🔞 No Minors, 18+ only
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First chapter of the new year, CHAPTER 8!!
It feels good to return to writing. Ive been having a lot of fun exploring ideas Ive been compiling for years. And it feels like I'm finally building towards my bigger ideas.
Check it out at the link below.
Exofunctor: archiveofourown.org/works/750550...
It feels good to return to writing. Ive been having a lot of fun exploring ideas Ive been compiling for years. And it feels like I'm finally building towards my bigger ideas.
Check it out at the link below.
Exofunctor: archiveofourown.org/works/750550...
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small angel girl that goes "rawr! be afraid!!" at you because she's insecure that no one is ever afraid of her
January 10, 2026 at 5:42 AM
small angel girl that goes "rawr! be afraid!!" at you because she's insecure that no one is ever afraid of her
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angel girl with social anxiety repeating "be not afraid.." to herself as a mantra, to help herself calm down
July 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
angel girl with social anxiety repeating "be not afraid.." to herself as a mantra, to help herself calm down
This ibm selectric model 72 is getting fixed tonight. i swear
January 10, 2026 at 2:43 AM
This ibm selectric model 72 is getting fixed tonight. i swear
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"Wii Sports is a retro classic"
I am going to die on purpose
I am going to die on purpose
January 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
"Wii Sports is a retro classic"
I am going to die on purpose
I am going to die on purpose
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a small comic about my job
January 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
a small comic about my job
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meshtastic is rad AF and you can fuck around with it pretty easily. pool together with friends or neighbors and set one up, experiment and learn!
also please consider setting up meshtastic nodes. you can make ones that run off solar power that look like a solar lamp. meshtastic is easy to use. 915 mhz for the us. get friendly with your local chill nerds and radio geeks
January 10, 2026 at 1:08 AM
meshtastic is rad AF and you can fuck around with it pretty easily. pool together with friends or neighbors and set one up, experiment and learn!
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Mine isn't project related.
I failed my first math midterm last semester and I really wanted to drop the class.
My wife convinced me to stick with it cause I could still pass.
So I did.
I got a C+ in the class overall and I am really proud of myself for not quitting when things got hard.
I failed my first math midterm last semester and I really wanted to drop the class.
My wife convinced me to stick with it cause I could still pass.
So I did.
I got a C+ in the class overall and I am really proud of myself for not quitting when things got hard.
This winter has been hard and I want to celebrate successes. no matter how big or small.
Repost showing me something you created or something you're proud of.
Repost showing me something you created or something you're proud of.
January 9, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Mine isn't project related.
I failed my first math midterm last semester and I really wanted to drop the class.
My wife convinced me to stick with it cause I could still pass.
So I did.
I got a C+ in the class overall and I am really proud of myself for not quitting when things got hard.
I failed my first math midterm last semester and I really wanted to drop the class.
My wife convinced me to stick with it cause I could still pass.
So I did.
I got a C+ in the class overall and I am really proud of myself for not quitting when things got hard.
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do something that helps you feel good today. take care of yourself and your loved ones and let them take care of you 💜
you can't help with anything if you burn out on outrage and despair
you can't help with anything if you burn out on outrage and despair
January 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
do something that helps you feel good today. take care of yourself and your loved ones and let them take care of you 💜
you can't help with anything if you burn out on outrage and despair
you can't help with anything if you burn out on outrage and despair
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As always, I only share stuff when actionable.
Renee Good's fundraiser I missed, and now it's more than exceeded its goal. I hesitate to call anything about this 'good', but I'm glad that so many people stepped up.
Let's do the same for Keith Porter's family.
Renee Good's fundraiser I missed, and now it's more than exceeded its goal. I hesitate to call anything about this 'good', but I'm glad that so many people stepped up.
Let's do the same for Keith Porter's family.
January 9, 2026 at 6:16 PM
As always, I only share stuff when actionable.
Renee Good's fundraiser I missed, and now it's more than exceeded its goal. I hesitate to call anything about this 'good', but I'm glad that so many people stepped up.
Let's do the same for Keith Porter's family.
Renee Good's fundraiser I missed, and now it's more than exceeded its goal. I hesitate to call anything about this 'good', but I'm glad that so many people stepped up.
Let's do the same for Keith Porter's family.
I'll start.
Ive got two things I'm proud of.
The first is my keyboard. I wanted to make something that really pushed me to learn. I almost gave up part way through, but i stuck with it and now have something to remind me everyday that i can do difficult things.
Ive got two things I'm proud of.
The first is my keyboard. I wanted to make something that really pushed me to learn. I almost gave up part way through, but i stuck with it and now have something to remind me everyday that i can do difficult things.
January 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I'll start.
Ive got two things I'm proud of.
The first is my keyboard. I wanted to make something that really pushed me to learn. I almost gave up part way through, but i stuck with it and now have something to remind me everyday that i can do difficult things.
Ive got two things I'm proud of.
The first is my keyboard. I wanted to make something that really pushed me to learn. I almost gave up part way through, but i stuck with it and now have something to remind me everyday that i can do difficult things.
This winter has been hard and I want to celebrate successes. no matter how big or small.
Repost showing me something you created or something you're proud of.
Repost showing me something you created or something you're proud of.
January 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
This winter has been hard and I want to celebrate successes. no matter how big or small.
Repost showing me something you created or something you're proud of.
Repost showing me something you created or something you're proud of.
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I realized that the huge width of the process image absolutely destroyed the quality, so here it is in three parts instead (and hopefully it doesn't get ruined this time).
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I realized that the huge width of the process image absolutely destroyed the quality, so here it is in three parts instead (and hopefully it doesn't get ruined this time).
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All I can imagine thinking about cuck chair as a commentator's bench.
"You call that a handjob?"
"Well they're sure not grabbing my attention"
"OH-HO-HO-HO-HO"
"You call that a handjob?"
"Well they're sure not grabbing my attention"
"OH-HO-HO-HO-HO"
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
All I can imagine thinking about cuck chair as a commentator's bench.
"You call that a handjob?"
"Well they're sure not grabbing my attention"
"OH-HO-HO-HO-HO"
"You call that a handjob?"
"Well they're sure not grabbing my attention"
"OH-HO-HO-HO-HO"
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Clumsy sex is good actually. In fact the clumsier it is the better. You should be spending the entire time giggling while trying to mount each other in silly ways and in the process accomplishing functionally 0 intercourse
January 9, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Clumsy sex is good actually. In fact the clumsier it is the better. You should be spending the entire time giggling while trying to mount each other in silly ways and in the process accomplishing functionally 0 intercourse
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I'm launching a new Open Source Text Generator. It uses the NTT (Naked Transsexual Tripping) protocol. It runs entirely on organic compounds (shrooms) and like all good programs a trans woman is the backbone of it (me, naked, on shrooms)
Fucking LLMs. I hate it when people come to me and say “well I asked”. It’s not a fortune teller. If we are going to do that, let’s bring back real oracles
I would be a great oracle, living in a cave, be naked, eat mushrooms and take mescaline, providing wisdom to all those that give me offerings
I would be a great oracle, living in a cave, be naked, eat mushrooms and take mescaline, providing wisdom to all those that give me offerings
January 9, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I'm launching a new Open Source Text Generator. It uses the NTT (Naked Transsexual Tripping) protocol. It runs entirely on organic compounds (shrooms) and like all good programs a trans woman is the backbone of it (me, naked, on shrooms)
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thats a tgirl-ass thing to say kim idk what to tell you
January 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
thats a tgirl-ass thing to say kim idk what to tell you
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I remember meeting a polycule who told me they all met on GitHub cause they alone were giving commits to the same project
4 programmer tgirls all dating eachother
4 programmer tgirls all dating eachother
I didn’t know Bluesky was a dating app!
January 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I remember meeting a polycule who told me they all met on GitHub cause they alone were giving commits to the same project
4 programmer tgirls all dating eachother
4 programmer tgirls all dating eachother
me: I shall focus on my projects, that disassembled typewriter will get fixed and I'll write the next chapter. Nothing can break this focus
*sees a picture of literally any woman*
also me: oh my god, I'm too gay, i have no idea, what was I doing? 😵💫
*sees a picture of literally any woman*
also me: oh my god, I'm too gay, i have no idea, what was I doing? 😵💫
January 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
me: I shall focus on my projects, that disassembled typewriter will get fixed and I'll write the next chapter. Nothing can break this focus
*sees a picture of literally any woman*
also me: oh my god, I'm too gay, i have no idea, what was I doing? 😵💫
*sees a picture of literally any woman*
also me: oh my god, I'm too gay, i have no idea, what was I doing? 😵💫
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👓Looking For a Needle in a Haystack🖐️
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
👓Looking For a Needle in a Haystack🖐️
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I just wanna add that there will be stumbling. You will sometimes not see her in the mirror. That is a normal part of the process.
Slowly, over time, what happens is the days you don't see her? that you don't see the girl you are? they become the rare days, bit by bit.
Slowly, over time, what happens is the days you don't see her? that you don't see the girl you are? they become the rare days, bit by bit.
One day you will wake up and you will feel truly like the girl you are, and it will be the first day of the rest of your life
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I just wanna add that there will be stumbling. You will sometimes not see her in the mirror. That is a normal part of the process.
Slowly, over time, what happens is the days you don't see her? that you don't see the girl you are? they become the rare days, bit by bit.
Slowly, over time, what happens is the days you don't see her? that you don't see the girl you are? they become the rare days, bit by bit.
I have learned that i cant really pull off high fem, but I 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑒 butch lez.
January 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I have learned that i cant really pull off high fem, but I 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑒 butch lez.
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People are so horny for its stretch marks
Based based based God is good
Based based based God is good
January 7, 2026 at 7:16 PM
People are so horny for its stretch marks
Based based based God is good
Based based based God is good
i want to post a selfie because i felt really good today and want to distract everyone with my form.
but I'm also super anxious and dont like people perceiving me. so we'll see how the night goes
but I'm also super anxious and dont like people perceiving me. so we'll see how the night goes
January 8, 2026 at 1:17 AM
i want to post a selfie because i felt really good today and want to distract everyone with my form.
but I'm also super anxious and dont like people perceiving me. so we'll see how the night goes
but I'm also super anxious and dont like people perceiving me. so we'll see how the night goes