A reminder - don't use Amazon, but go to bookshops, which play a far more vital role in promoting literacy just by simply making books more visible, and allow you to find things by chance rather than by what the algorithm decides.

civil society member notably signed bombs but o-fucking-kay

There’s a subreddit called r/birdsfacingforward and it’s disturbing and intriguing and a good alternative to your nightmares during these trying times.

Did you know it’s not against the law to go to the the Open Houses of known Trump voters and leave upper deckers in all of their toilets? You can make a whole weekend of it.

I try to be demure but I’m not above giving a WASP boomer a swirlie in the toilet of a public restroom if she tries to harass anyone else for using said restroom.

An emotional support opossum would fix everything.

more users are joining
and the hog grows longer

i adore this city.

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Crawling into bed with emotional support Tums ™️ and watching turkey fryer fails on YouTube isn’t just a holiday tradition, you can do it all year long.

Thanksgiving is coming up. If anyone accidentally slips and hits their step-uncle Glenn in the flapping mouth with a brick, it should be the sibling with no priors. No good reason to talk to the police if he calls them over a simple brick related accident

It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die

If your antique store isn't a dangerous labyrinth that takes up multiple floors of 3 separate early 20th century storefronts with doors knocked through the brick walls to join them into one Symphony Of The Night castle of deals then frankly I'm not interested.

sometimes i look at my dog and think, "wow i can't believe i carried her in my belly for 9 months"