Slouching Beast
@slouchingbeast.bsky.social
Overgrown parody of a somewhat brilliant kid. Known for having opinions. Will occasionally paint toys.
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Elon Musk is worse at hiding it but this is the problem with all billionaires: they are a threat to democratic governance. They have an insatiable need to own and control everything. If you want to be free you have to curb their power, and demand political leaders who understand that
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Elon Musk is worse at hiding it but this is the problem with all billionaires: they are a threat to democratic governance. They have an insatiable need to own and control everything. If you want to be free you have to curb their power, and demand political leaders who understand that
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I'm not very good at finishing painting my minis. At this point I have 4 different units/groups/models on my desk, and I figure I need to publicly commit to get those fully done before I touch a brush on a new model. So that's what I'm doing, I think.
#warhammer #nerdlings
#warhammer #nerdlings
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I'm not very good at finishing painting my minis. At this point I have 4 different units/groups/models on my desk, and I figure I need to publicly commit to get those fully done before I touch a brush on a new model. So that's what I'm doing, I think.
#warhammer #nerdlings
#warhammer #nerdlings
I... I'm so confused, I think I always imagined Nagash with Skeletor's voice.
Nagash, the great necromancer himself. Long whispered about in the darkest corners of the lore, he returns with one goal: to drown the world in undeath.
Lords of the End Times — the next DLC for Total War: WARHAMMER III — is coming Summer 2026.
💀 youtu.be/jPIpN9OKKR4
Lords of the End Times — the next DLC for Total War: WARHAMMER III — is coming Summer 2026.
💀 youtu.be/jPIpN9OKKR4
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I... I'm so confused, I think I always imagined Nagash with Skeletor's voice.
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
Let me lock in a speculation about Arc Raiders story real quick: We are inside a gigantic o'Neil cylinder that probably is a generational ship for humanity to reach another star. Something happened during the trip and we forgot that this was the deal, and started fighting against the ship itself.
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Let me lock in a speculation about Arc Raiders story real quick: We are inside a gigantic o'Neil cylinder that probably is a generational ship for humanity to reach another star. Something happened during the trip and we forgot that this was the deal, and started fighting against the ship itself.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Not only that, but all his proven co-conspirators were arrested today, including two army generals. No pardons, no concessions. It can be done, and it's good that the whole world can see it.
Not only that, but all his proven co-conspirators were arrested today, including two army generals. No pardons, no concessions. It can be done, and it's good that the whole world can see it.
Jair Bolsonaro ordered to start 27-year prison term for plotting Brazil coup
Ex-president to start serving term in 12 sq metre bedroom in police base in Brasília after time for appeals elapses
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Not only that, but all his proven co-conspirators were arrested today, including two army generals. No pardons, no concessions. It can be done, and it's good that the whole world can see it.
Not only that, but all his proven co-conspirators were arrested today, including two army generals. No pardons, no concessions. It can be done, and it's good that the whole world can see it.
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Just days ago Eduardo Bolsonaro visited CECOT in El Salvador. He praised Bukele for having "declared a total war against organized crime & won."
Good news for Eduardo is that Brazil's government recently convicted & sentenced a guy who led a criminal organization. Bad news is that it was his dad.
Good news for Eduardo is that Brazil's government recently convicted & sentenced a guy who led a criminal organization. Bad news is that it was his dad.
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Just days ago Eduardo Bolsonaro visited CECOT in El Salvador. He praised Bukele for having "declared a total war against organized crime & won."
Good news for Eduardo is that Brazil's government recently convicted & sentenced a guy who led a criminal organization. Bad news is that it was his dad.
Good news for Eduardo is that Brazil's government recently convicted & sentenced a guy who led a criminal organization. Bad news is that it was his dad.
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for everyone not in Brazil, it's time to laugh with us.
you can't make this stuff up: Bolsonaro tried to tamper with his ankle bracelet using a soldering iron during the night. this triggered the alerts and ended up causing his arrest.
in the video you can see the mess he made
you can't make this stuff up: Bolsonaro tried to tamper with his ankle bracelet using a soldering iron during the night. this triggered the alerts and ended up causing his arrest.
in the video you can see the mess he made
'METI FERRO QUENTE' | O #JN acompanha, neste sábado (22), a prisão preventiva de Jair Bolsonaro. O ex-presidente admitiu ter usado um ferro de solda na tornozeleira eletrônica.
➡️ Acompanhe a cobertura completa no #JornalNacional, às 20h30, e também no site do JN e no Globoplay
➡️ Acompanhe a cobertura completa no #JornalNacional, às 20h30, e também no site do JN e no Globoplay
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
for everyone not in Brazil, it's time to laugh with us.
you can't make this stuff up: Bolsonaro tried to tamper with his ankle bracelet using a soldering iron during the night. this triggered the alerts and ended up causing his arrest.
in the video you can see the mess he made
you can't make this stuff up: Bolsonaro tried to tamper with his ankle bracelet using a soldering iron during the night. this triggered the alerts and ended up causing his arrest.
in the video you can see the mess he made
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has someone done a welfare check on Karp?
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has someone done a welfare check on Karp?
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I was too stressed out by a tough boss fight on a game and opened this app in order to get some distraction. I'm now 10 times more stressed. I should have known.
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I was too stressed out by a tough boss fight on a game and opened this app in order to get some distraction. I'm now 10 times more stressed. I should have known.
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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A pergunta que não quer calar: Paul Schrader estava conversando com o KMF ou o Walter Salles?
October 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
A pergunta que não quer calar: Paul Schrader estava conversando com o KMF ou o Walter Salles?
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Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
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It's the hipocrisy that stings. You have been banning trans people for saying inane things like "wishing ill on JKR"
Now banning a transphobe? Impossible
Now banning a transphobe? Impossible
Harassing the mods into banning someone has never worked. And harassing people in general has never changed their mind.
October 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It's the hipocrisy that stings. You have been banning trans people for saying inane things like "wishing ill on JKR"
Now banning a transphobe? Impossible
Now banning a transphobe? Impossible
Today was a shit show of a day of relentless bad news in the world and worse portents for the future. Jesus fucking Christ.
October 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Today was a shit show of a day of relentless bad news in the world and worse portents for the future. Jesus fucking Christ.