Slouching Beast
slouchingbeast.bsky.social
Slouching Beast
@slouchingbeast.bsky.social
Overgrown parody of a somewhat brilliant kid. Known for having opinions. Will occasionally paint toys.
I'm not very good at finishing painting my minis. At this point I have 4 different units/groups/models on my desk, and I figure I need to publicly commit to get those fully done before I touch a brush on a new model. So that's what I'm doing, I think.

#warhammer #nerdlings
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Never seen a Warhammer character I was so sure uses a CPAP machine to sleep

#warhammer
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
After a few tries I think I've got a color scheme for my chorfs. It was a few tries before I got the colors to show up on the dark metal of the armor, and I'm still not sure it's really that visible tbh. But it's a good first, and they'll get better as I work on the next few models. #warhammer #AoS
October 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy

Someone cooked here, allegedly
September 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
In response to my wife's (who has actual academic education in graphic arts and whom I, a colorblind person, trust) criticism about my reliance on desaturated colors for my paint schemes, I might have over corrected and paired the hottest kroxigor ever

#Warhammer #AoS
September 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
August 30, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Anyway, here's a color test for a newly built Seraphon spearhead box that I started after having finished doing my spreadsheet.

#ageofsigmar #warhammer
August 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Got my first Spearhead game today, and it was really nice to roll some dice again. I think this is my first non D&D game in three and a half years, and although it's was lots of fun, maaan I'm rusty on picking up new rules for a game. Every move was a new round of book reading...
July 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Almost a full unit of test models and I'm still very much undecided on a color scheme for my skeletons. I really wanted a black to grey gradient armor, with no metallics in it, but after a few tests with decaying bronze I'm tempted to follow with that now...

#nerdlings #warhammer #aos #deathrattle
April 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I did a little more work and I think I like the new direction, but considering that the new barrowguard has way less fabric going on, I might need a stronger accent color for their armor. Maybe a warmer bronze instead of this faded copper, if it doesn't clash too much.

#nerdlings #warhammer #AoS
April 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Sometimes a color scheme just won't come together. I would love to say that when that happens I, a mature adult (that paints toys) shrug and try something new. What I do instead is I insist on my mistaken ways and try to fix everything while changing not much at all. And I'll be frowning.
April 21, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I've been doing color scheme tests for my tyranids for a while, and I think I finally got something that works.

#warhammer #tyranids #40k #nerdlings
March 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Painted stone Krieg recently, and for the first time I gave myself a time limit to finish the unit. While I can't say I love the final result on close-up pictures like this, they do mark a presence in the game table.

#warhammer #nerdlings
March 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My gumpla journey continues with me assembling my second model in two weeks, instead of the absurd two months that Nu Gundam took me.

It helps Calibarn is half of My Gundam's size, and two grades of difficulty lower.

I'm already working on a new robot. This hobby might become a problem.

#gumpla
March 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I've been playing around with some Krieg, and I think I like the general direction I found for them. I just need to figure out decal markings for the regiment, and then do a whole lot of weathering on them.

#nerdlings #warhammer
February 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Finished some 4~13 orcs. Orks. Orruks. Finished a number of those large green guys. Usually green, sometimes paler, sometimes purple...

#nerdlings #warhammer #ageofsigmar #orruk #ironjawz
February 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
A crazy amount of hobby hours later, I've got my first Gundam built. Still have to finish with his arsenal of weapons and accessories, and in really want to do all his decals and some weathering, but my fear of taking two whole months just building him is averted.
February 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
And your shades
February 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
While looking for this pics I started to believe that I actually do mute my colors a little too much...
February 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Today's episode of critical role is supposed to last eight and a half hours, and I think this might just be just enough for me to finish my already almost finished Ardboys.
February 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Finally settled on a color scheme for my Ironjaws and got the first boy through the finish line (if by finish line I mean no basing).

#warhammer #ageofsigmar
January 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Tested a few more orcs, and although I do have a favorite, it is probably the most boring option and so maybe I'll keep testing.

#warhammer #warhammercomunity #ageofsigmar #aos #ironjawz
January 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I've been taking a little dip on a adjacent hobby for a minute*.

*By a minute a really mean 9 solid hours of work on this torso+head alone. And by little dip I mean flirting with the potential of severe financial debt.
January 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Currently six models deep on my search for a color scheme for my Ironjaws spearhead, and at the moment these and my favorites. More tests tomorrow, and with some luck I can narrow down a surgeon to follow.

#warhammer #Ageofsigmar #Ironjawz
January 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I fulfilled the ancient covenant and actually painted a toy.
December 12, 2024 at 8:05 AM