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Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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More Detroiters please.
I SAID MORE DETROITERS!!! PLEASE!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
confused incel thought he was invited to a MGTOW party, has no idea what the fuck a "wirt" is
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
the coffee shop across the street replaced the charmingly amateurish hand-drawn wall art of Goku and Naruto with some generic AI slop "manga" panels
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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You should always fill up on bread. You can take the rest of that shit home
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
unc
October 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
new keyboard day
October 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"have you seen the study linking diet soda consumption to cognitive decline?"
- guy who can't write a paragraph without chatgpt
October 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"spontaneous cum-bustin'. hey ian can you post that on bluesky for me?"

- a pal o' mine
October 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
let's fuckin goooooo
October 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
my 7lb Chihuahua got ejected from the dog park for drop kicking a poodle from the top rope
October 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
guy who learns about and gets really into sriracha in 2025
October 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
an ass for an ass leaves the whole world b'hind
October 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
you can't be bigoted against AI (but I wish you could)
October 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
lyrics aside, the production on the new Taylor album is not great, right? I didn't have high expectations from Max Martin but it's kind of aggressively flat and cheap sounding
October 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
every time I start to get interested in some decentralized tech, I'm very quickly thrown off by the stench of bl*ckch**n weirdos lurking around the corner
October 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
taking my vape out of its carrying case and sniffing the length of it like a fine cigar
September 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Tower Dungeon rules. Tell a friend to tell a friend.
This is from Tsutomu Nihei's new dungeon crawler manga, Tower Dungeon. Nihei's always been incredible at conveying vast crumbling spaces and it's really paying off in this new series.
September 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
September 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
3D printing is dangerous because it allows criminals to print untraceable "ghost keyblades" instead of buying them from a licensed keyblade vendor
September 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
croissantcels when a real kouign amann head enters the room: 🤯
September 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
September 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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The whole point of computers was to not be unpredictable unreliable black boxes. I'm going crazy every day. Everything that originally interested me in computers is being starved. I'm stuck in an industry where no one wants what I care about. My life is a mistake.
September 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
locked in for this flight rn
September 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
some more CAD / 3D printing stuff. It's a little organizer for the game Earthborne Rangers
August 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM