Egon 🍄📚🌼
@slimesquare1989.bsky.social
25. They/Them He/Him. Cosplayer, Film Lover.
Ad Astra Per Aspera | 🔞
Ad Astra Per Aspera | 🔞
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Damn, we’re still celebrating capitalism this year? Fuck it, Merry Capitalism!
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Damn, we’re still celebrating capitalism this year? Fuck it, Merry Capitalism!
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Catapult your career by:
Selling out to corporate sponsors before you’re even famous
Being really thin and going places while being really thin
Getting publicly insulted by a curmudgeonly director/foot fetishist
Sabotage your career by:
Speaking uncomfortable truths before you’re even famous
Selling out to corporate sponsors before you’re even famous
Being really thin and going places while being really thin
Getting publicly insulted by a curmudgeonly director/foot fetishist
Sabotage your career by:
Speaking uncomfortable truths before you’re even famous
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Catapult your career by:
Selling out to corporate sponsors before you’re even famous
Being really thin and going places while being really thin
Getting publicly insulted by a curmudgeonly director/foot fetishist
Sabotage your career by:
Speaking uncomfortable truths before you’re even famous
Selling out to corporate sponsors before you’re even famous
Being really thin and going places while being really thin
Getting publicly insulted by a curmudgeonly director/foot fetishist
Sabotage your career by:
Speaking uncomfortable truths before you’re even famous
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It's funny because coma and comma are kind of the same thing
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It's funny because coma and comma are kind of the same thing
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Quentin Tarantino being a totally on brand asshole insulting Paul Dano and all of Hollywood lights up going, “how dare you insult our sweet little pie!” 😂 oh god, we’re all going to die.
December 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Quentin Tarantino being a totally on brand asshole insulting Paul Dano and all of Hollywood lights up going, “how dare you insult our sweet little pie!” 😂 oh god, we’re all going to die.
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news on the acquisition: netflix will maintain theatrical releases
also netflix:
also netflix:
As Netflix confirms plans to buy Warner Bros. for $82.7 billion, the streaming service has said it expects shorter theatrical runs for movies in future "to meet the audience where they are, quicker." https://bit.ly/3XCvY8M
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
news on the acquisition: netflix will maintain theatrical releases
also netflix:
also netflix:
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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My final #huevember post
#halsin #halsinfanrt #bg3 #bg3fanart #baldursgate #baldursgatefanart #baldursgate3 #baldursgate3fanart #keyleth #voxmachina #lovm #keylethfanart #voxmachinafanart #lvomfanart #fabianseacaster #fabianseacasterfanart #fantasyhigh #fantasyhighfanart #badkids #dimension20
#halsin #halsinfanrt #bg3 #bg3fanart #baldursgate #baldursgatefanart #baldursgate3 #baldursgate3fanart #keyleth #voxmachina #lovm #keylethfanart #voxmachinafanart #lvomfanart #fabianseacaster #fabianseacasterfanart #fantasyhigh #fantasyhighfanart #badkids #dimension20
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I hope Santa brings us the death of capitalism and a magic mushroom that consumes PFAS.
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I hope Santa brings us the death of capitalism and a magic mushroom that consumes PFAS.
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My justification ya filthy animals 🥰 theplaylist.net/rian-johnson...
Rian Johnson Says A ‘Knives Out’/Muppets Mash-Up Would “Break The Reality,” But He’d Still Love To Make A Straight-Up Muppet Movie
Rian Johnson playfully breaks down why a “Knives Out”/Muppets crossover wouldn’t work, but admits he would love to make a proper Muppet film
theplaylist.net
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My justification ya filthy animals 🥰 theplaylist.net/rian-johnson...
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Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
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After the latest Epstein release, I think we all lost a lot of respect for blowing Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
After the latest Epstein release, I think we all lost a lot of respect for blowing Bill Clinton.
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The news cycle gets so old so quickly now even Leo DiCaprio wouldn’t fuck it.
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The news cycle gets so old so quickly now even Leo DiCaprio wouldn’t fuck it.
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*watching Stephen King’s 1997 version of The Shining
“God damn it, Stephen…”
“God damn it, Stephen…”
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
*watching Stephen King’s 1997 version of The Shining
“God damn it, Stephen…”
“God damn it, Stephen…”
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Vindication low-key sucks because you’re usually right about something you REALLY wanted to be wrong about.
November 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Vindication low-key sucks because you’re usually right about something you REALLY wanted to be wrong about.
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@abridged2far presents “Little Women” written by Louisa May Alcott.
Which Little Woman are you? I’m such a Meg.
#littlewomen #louisamayalcott #classicliterature #winonaforever
Which Little Woman are you? I’m such a Meg.
#littlewomen #louisamayalcott #classicliterature #winonaforever
October 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
@abridged2far presents “Little Women” written by Louisa May Alcott.
Which Little Woman are you? I’m such a Meg.
#littlewomen #louisamayalcott #classicliterature #winonaforever
Which Little Woman are you? I’m such a Meg.
#littlewomen #louisamayalcott #classicliterature #winonaforever
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Being a woman and dressing up like a playboy bunny for Halloween is basic. Being a woman and dressing up like Hugh Hefner with a colostomy bag is based.
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Being a woman and dressing up like a playboy bunny for Halloween is basic. Being a woman and dressing up like Hugh Hefner with a colostomy bag is based.
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George I need you to do to these companies what you could never do to your books and finish them.
Massive win and beginning of the end for generative ai
October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
George I need you to do to these companies what you could never do to your books and finish them.
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Help! I’m surrounded by drowning victims and I’m trying to save everybody but I can’t seem to- *garglegluggglllgggflllllp*
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Help! I’m surrounded by drowning victims and I’m trying to save everybody but I can’t seem to- *garglegluggglllgggflllllp*
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I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.
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My Baldur's Gate 3 hot takes - what do you think? Agree or disagree?
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#baldursgate #bg3 #baldursgate3 #gale #laezel #astarion #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dndart
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#baldursgate #bg3 #baldursgate3 #gale #laezel #astarion #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dndart
October 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My Baldur's Gate 3 hot takes - what do you think? Agree or disagree?
(1/2)
#baldursgate #bg3 #baldursgate3 #gale #laezel #astarion #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dndart
(1/2)
#baldursgate #bg3 #baldursgate3 #gale #laezel #astarion #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dndart
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A remake of The Brood but instead of the kids being born out of the mother’s rage, it’s just a normal mom who’s enraged that she has all these crazy ass children.
October 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A remake of The Brood but instead of the kids being born out of the mother’s rage, it’s just a normal mom who’s enraged that she has all these crazy ass children.
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Happy Weird Al’s birthday to all who celebrate! 🎉
October 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Happy Weird Al’s birthday to all who celebrate! 🎉
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Here’s a list: bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Here’s a list: bsky.app/profile/did:...
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/ MASSACHUSETTS
/ THINK U SEE ICE IN UR AREA?
/ PUT THIS NUMBER IN UR CONTACTS, DO IT NOW!
/ MASS LUCE 617-370-5023
/ www.lucemass.org
/ THINK U SEE ICE IN UR AREA?
/ PUT THIS NUMBER IN UR CONTACTS, DO IT NOW!
/ MASS LUCE 617-370-5023
/ www.lucemass.org
October 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
/ MASSACHUSETTS
/ THINK U SEE ICE IN UR AREA?
/ PUT THIS NUMBER IN UR CONTACTS, DO IT NOW!
/ MASS LUCE 617-370-5023
/ www.lucemass.org
/ THINK U SEE ICE IN UR AREA?
/ PUT THIS NUMBER IN UR CONTACTS, DO IT NOW!
/ MASS LUCE 617-370-5023
/ www.lucemass.org