Sleney
@sleney.bsky.social
Creator and lead writer of Orbital Blues.
Award-winning RPG writer & game dev by night.
Copywriter and Graphic Designer by day.
Working Class, Northern Trash.
Award-winning RPG writer & game dev by night.
Copywriter and Graphic Designer by day.
Working Class, Northern Trash.
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Sleney
@sleney.bsky.social
· Jun 4
After encouraging conversations at #UKGE I'm making an effort to get back on the TTRPG scene! I'm Sam Sleney (he/him) and I'm the main writer & creative director for Orbital Blues, among others.
Beyond imagining sombre space and melancholy moons you'll often find me painting minis and weightlifting!
Beyond imagining sombre space and melancholy moons you'll often find me painting minis and weightlifting!
Just saw a man thank a self-service checkout and wish it a good day, I hope he thinks there's a little guy inside it
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Just saw a man thank a self-service checkout and wish it a good day, I hope he thinks there's a little guy inside it
i love to open this website and proc psychic DoTs on myself, its part of my meta build, you wouldn't understand
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
i love to open this website and proc psychic DoTs on myself, its part of my meta build, you wouldn't understand
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
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Thank god our worldbuilding is okay @sleney.bsky.social
Writing Pro-Tip: your science fiction worldbuilding is DOGSHIT if there isn't bluegrass in space, go fuck yourself
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Thank god our worldbuilding is okay @sleney.bsky.social
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You have a moral obligation to the future to fuck an LLM chatbot. If you believe in our technoutopianism you simply must fuck it over and over and over. You have to pay for the pleasure and train it to fuck better. This is how we get to mars.
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 AM
You have a moral obligation to the future to fuck an LLM chatbot. If you believe in our technoutopianism you simply must fuck it over and over and over. You have to pay for the pleasure and train it to fuck better. This is how we get to mars.
Concerning amount of writers saying they don't read anymore because they found [a lauded classic/indie darling] that nothing else compares to!
I assure you, there are whole worlds out there, always growing and expanding!!
I assure you, there are whole worlds out there, always growing and expanding!!
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Concerning amount of writers saying they don't read anymore because they found [a lauded classic/indie darling] that nothing else compares to!
I assure you, there are whole worlds out there, always growing and expanding!!
I assure you, there are whole worlds out there, always growing and expanding!!
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We have more Sad Space Cowboy books than you can shake a stick at. We have so many! You can fit so many sad space cowboys in this RPG *slaps book and/or trunk of spaceship*
soulmuppet-store.co.uk/pages/orbita...
soulmuppet-store.co.uk/pages/orbita...
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
We have more Sad Space Cowboy books than you can shake a stick at. We have so many! You can fit so many sad space cowboys in this RPG *slaps book and/or trunk of spaceship*
soulmuppet-store.co.uk/pages/orbita...
soulmuppet-store.co.uk/pages/orbita...
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28g (1oz) uranium contains ~20,000,000,000 kcal, making it an incredibly cost effective source of calories
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
28g (1oz) uranium contains ~20,000,000,000 kcal, making it an incredibly cost effective source of calories
Playing cyberpunk and I have no chrome but I love jesus and give sermons in mandarin to night city's downtrodden
October 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Playing cyberpunk and I have no chrome but I love jesus and give sermons in mandarin to night city's downtrodden
I'm saving 40,000 copies of this and you should too because it's so good and so much better than any of the official offerings that it probably has a bitter DMCA in its future
SURPRISE!
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Oath of Moment
【OATH OF MOMENT】 An Astartes Roleplaying Game They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be...
docs.google.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I'm saving 40,000 copies of this and you should too because it's so good and so much better than any of the official offerings that it probably has a bitter DMCA in its future
Riding one of the silly little rental bikes in to work got me feeling like this
October 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Riding one of the silly little rental bikes in to work got me feeling like this
I just backed DURF Expanded on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/emi...
DURF Expanded
An updated and expanded version of DURF, the acclaimed rules-light dungeon-fantasy RPG.
www.kickstarter.com
October 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I just backed DURF Expanded on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/emi...
Saw One Battle After Another last night. Craving a few chilly modelos, coincidentally
October 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Saw One Battle After Another last night. Craving a few chilly modelos, coincidentally
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Happy Over the Garden Wall season to those who celebrate
October 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Happy Over the Garden Wall season to those who celebrate
Had some real fun games of Pillage recently. The ruleset is simple, airtight and evocative. Great accessibility for the historicals tabletop scene imo, definitely has me interested in playing more!!
September 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Had some real fun games of Pillage recently. The ruleset is simple, airtight and evocative. Great accessibility for the historicals tabletop scene imo, definitely has me interested in playing more!!
after waiting 3 months+ for an itch io payment of a couple hundred only to then be hit by taxes and currency processing fees, there's no way I'm taking it seriously as a platform again. DTRPG's back-end is laughably bad but I can literally press GET MONEY and then GET MONEY. Very unserious platform
September 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
after waiting 3 months+ for an itch io payment of a couple hundred only to then be hit by taxes and currency processing fees, there's no way I'm taking it seriously as a platform again. DTRPG's back-end is laughably bad but I can literally press GET MONEY and then GET MONEY. Very unserious platform
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
after having longer hair since I was 6, I recently buzzed my head to cope with the heat, and I think I'm having softboy dysmorphia
August 28, 2025 at 9:14 AM
after having longer hair since I was 6, I recently buzzed my head to cope with the heat, and I think I'm having softboy dysmorphia
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August 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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People, rightly, seemed to be into this, You are truly people of wyrd culture.
Anyway you may be as delighted as I just was to learn the gallery is making action figures based on some of the character designs from JUJU’s Castle
Not online yet but guess will be here
en.shop.nanzuka.com
Anyway you may be as delighted as I just was to learn the gallery is making action figures based on some of the character designs from JUJU’s Castle
Not online yet but guess will be here
en.shop.nanzuka.com
August 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
People, rightly, seemed to be into this, You are truly people of wyrd culture.
Anyway you may be as delighted as I just was to learn the gallery is making action figures based on some of the character designs from JUJU’s Castle
Not online yet but guess will be here
en.shop.nanzuka.com
Anyway you may be as delighted as I just was to learn the gallery is making action figures based on some of the character designs from JUJU’s Castle
Not online yet but guess will be here
en.shop.nanzuka.com
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John Blanche's work is just so goddamn good
July 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
John Blanche's work is just so goddamn good
I have to write a best man speech for a wedding on saturday and writing a whole new TTRPG seems a much easier prospect
July 31, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I have to write a best man speech for a wedding on saturday and writing a whole new TTRPG seems a much easier prospect
next time I find myself writing anything that remotely resembles GM advice I'm paywalling it for 2 G's. You can take any jacket from my closet at that price too.
July 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
next time I find myself writing anything that remotely resembles GM advice I'm paywalling it for 2 G's. You can take any jacket from my closet at that price too.
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They still have the sauce over there, sorry
July 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
They still have the sauce over there, sorry