Sleaford Gooner
@sleafordgooner.bsky.social
Keeping it humble since 1977.
“…the tough fibre of the Londoners.”
Supporter of Arsenal, dogs and underdogs.
“…the tough fibre of the Londoners.”
Supporter of Arsenal, dogs and underdogs.
Pinned
30 day* movie challenge:
Day. 1: first film you saw at the cinema…
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
Think I saw it at a cinema in Swiss Cottage - I was five when it was released.
It’s downhill from here, isn’t it?
*I’ll be amazed if I make it to day seven!
Day. 1: first film you saw at the cinema…
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
Think I saw it at a cinema in Swiss Cottage - I was five when it was released.
It’s downhill from here, isn’t it?
*I’ll be amazed if I make it to day seven!
Football this shit in the champions league should be brought to an early close, with both teams deducted three points.
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Football this shit in the champions league should be brought to an early close, with both teams deducted three points.
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At the Budget, the Green Party's message is clear: Cut Bills. Tax Billionaires.
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
At the Budget, the Green Party's message is clear: Cut Bills. Tax Billionaires.
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In all its glory
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
In all its glory
This weekends football has been satisfactory.
Continue.
Continue.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This weekends football has been satisfactory.
Continue.
Continue.
garyneville.exe has crashed
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
garyneville.exe has crashed
Sometimes the referee should mind his own fucking business.
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Sometimes the referee should mind his own fucking business.
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The fuck did I do? 😅
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The fuck did I do? 😅
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I initially thought it was Calafiori but turned out it was Rice, Also I think Saliba was calling for one more already 😂
Is that Calafiori around the 19-20 second mark saying "let's ki11 them?" 😂😂😂
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I initially thought it was Calafiori but turned out it was Rice, Also I think Saliba was calling for one more already 😂
The sound of Joe Harts voice is the last thing you hear before you die.
He should get a voicebox.
He should get a voicebox.
a cartoon character from south park is asking how are you today
ALT: a cartoon character from south park is asking how are you today
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The sound of Joe Harts voice is the last thing you hear before you die.
He should get a voicebox.
He should get a voicebox.
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The power of Ian Wright
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The power of Ian Wright
“Thread of insights powered by MyGamePlan”
The following insight is powered by the sense of sight: spurs are shit, m8.
Nice thread tho Nathan.
The following insight is powered by the sense of sight: spurs are shit, m8.
Nice thread tho Nathan.
One way to track Tottenham's quality in possession this season is to count the number of passes that Xavi Simons - Spurs' playmaking no.10 - is receiving in what I'm going to call "The Danger Zone"
Thread of insights powered by MyGamePlan
Thread of insights powered by MyGamePlan
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
“Thread of insights powered by MyGamePlan”
The following insight is powered by the sense of sight: spurs are shit, m8.
Nice thread tho Nathan.
The following insight is powered by the sense of sight: spurs are shit, m8.
Nice thread tho Nathan.
I don’t think Matt cares:
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I don’t think Matt cares:
“This isn’t football”
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
“This isn’t football”
Can’t defend this anymore. New manager - yes, new tactics…ok. But we don’t seem to offer anything….at all!
The sooner the #USMNT flop and limp out of the World Cup, the sooner he can come home…..
#FrankOut #PochIn #HesMagicYouKnow
The sooner the #USMNT flop and limp out of the World Cup, the sooner he can come home…..
#FrankOut #PochIn #HesMagicYouKnow
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Drove down and back yesterday - epic day, but I really, really wish I was able to stay and make the most of it.
Nice to be back home for a few hours…
Nice to be back home for a few hours…
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Drove down and back yesterday - epic day, but I really, really wish I was able to stay and make the most of it.
Nice to be back home for a few hours…
Nice to be back home for a few hours…
As Jock Stein said - “football is nothing without fans”…
I didn’t watch a single minute of the game yesterday and I am glad I stuck with my choice to watch Nice TV instead. Seen the Richarlison goal and all I can say is that it is a tremendous pity we won’t be able to watch it over and over because of the result. Toothless coys
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 AM
As Jock Stein said - “football is nothing without fans”…
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This is how it feels to be Tottenham,
This is how it feels to be small,
They’re positive today because yesterday they didn’t get mauled…
Although I think 4-1 flattered them.
UTA
This is how it feels to be small,
They’re positive today because yesterday they didn’t get mauled…
Although I think 4-1 flattered them.
UTA
Positives from yesterday (by popular demand)
Our goal of the season comp is actually going to be a good watch this season
One goal from 0.07 xg is elite finishing
It wasn't a record defeat
They didn't win the league yesterday
#COYS #THFC
Our goal of the season comp is actually going to be a good watch this season
One goal from 0.07 xg is elite finishing
It wasn't a record defeat
They didn't win the league yesterday
#COYS #THFC
Good luck to @positivespurs.coys.social tonight. I look forward to your post tomorrow. #COYS
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
This is how it feels to be Tottenham,
This is how it feels to be small,
They’re positive today because yesterday they didn’t get mauled…
Although I think 4-1 flattered them.
UTA
This is how it feels to be small,
They’re positive today because yesterday they didn’t get mauled…
Although I think 4-1 flattered them.
UTA
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The problem with climate change is we have to convince a bunch of people that future people are actual people, when they don't even believe some currently alive people are people.
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The problem with climate change is we have to convince a bunch of people that future people are actual people, when they don't even believe some currently alive people are people.