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Sleaford Gooner
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Keeping it humble since 1977.

“…the tough fibre of the Londoners.”

Supporter of Arsenal, dogs and underdogs.
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30 day* movie challenge:

Day. 1: first film you saw at the cinema…

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

Think I saw it at a cinema in Swiss Cottage - I was five when it was released.

It’s downhill from here, isn’t it?

*I’ll be amazed if I make it to day seven!
Football this shit in the champions league should be brought to an early close, with both teams deducted three points.
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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At the Budget, the Green Party's message is clear: Cut Bills. Tax Billionaires.
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Well said.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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In all its glory
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
This weekends football has been satisfactory.

Continue.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Declan Rice
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
garyneville.exe has crashed
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Sometimes the referee should mind his own fucking business.
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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The fuck did I do? 😅
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I initially thought it was Calafiori but turned out it was Rice, Also I think Saliba was calling for one more already 😂
Is that Calafiori around the 19-20 second mark saying "let's ki11 them?" 😂😂😂
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The sound of Joe Harts voice is the last thing you hear before you die.

He should get a voicebox.
a cartoon character from south park is asking how are you today
ALT: a cartoon character from south park is asking how are you today
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The power of Ian Wright
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
“Thread of insights powered by MyGamePlan”

The following insight is powered by the sense of sight: spurs are shit, m8.

Nice thread tho Nathan.
One way to track Tottenham's quality in possession this season is to count the number of passes that Xavi Simons - Spurs' playmaking no.10 - is receiving in what I'm going to call "The Danger Zone"

Thread of insights powered by MyGamePlan
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I don’t think Matt cares:
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
“This isn’t football”
"We have conceded, we have to attack now!!" says every Spurs fan who hasn't watched a single Spurs game this season... We're cooked, and for me at least: #FrankOut. This isn't football. #COYS
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
PARKLIFE
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This geezer is pining for Pochetino.

Dry your eyes, mate.

#COYS
Can’t defend this anymore. New manager - yes, new tactics…ok. But we don’t seem to offer anything….at all!

The sooner the #USMNT flop and limp out of the World Cup, the sooner he can come home…..

#FrankOut #PochIn #HesMagicYouKnow
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Drove down and back yesterday - epic day, but I really, really wish I was able to stay and make the most of it.

Nice to be back home for a few hours…
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
As Jock Stein said - “football is nothing without fans”…
I didn’t watch a single minute of the game yesterday and I am glad I stuck with my choice to watch Nice TV instead. Seen the Richarlison goal and all I can say is that it is a tremendous pity we won’t be able to watch it over and over because of the result. Toothless coys
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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For the first time in many years I don’t think we need any signings.

I’d usually say we need a CM, LB, LW etc.

There is zero reason to sign players for this manager, because it won’t make any difference. We certainly shouldn’t sign anyone for this system.

#COYS #FRANKOUT
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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August 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This is how it feels to be Tottenham,
This is how it feels to be small,
They’re positive today because yesterday they didn’t get mauled…

Although I think 4-1 flattered them.

UTA
Positives from yesterday (by popular demand)

Our goal of the season comp is actually going to be a good watch this season

One goal from 0.07 xg is elite finishing

It wasn't a record defeat

They didn't win the league yesterday

#COYS #THFC
Good luck to @positivespurs.coys.social tonight. I look forward to your post tomorrow. #COYS
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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The problem with climate change is we have to convince a bunch of people that future people are actual people, when they don't even believe some currently alive people are people.
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM