MVH
@mattvanh.bsky.social
Going places, live music, films, Spurs induced suffering, cats, football shirts, pints, NIN, deep introspective techno, poppadoms. Southerner in Manchester
I do not get the clamouring for Poch. Love the guy but his juice ran dry from about mid 2018 onwards and certainly hasn’t done anything of note since he left us. Anyway Spurs in deep shit coys
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I do not get the clamouring for Poch. Love the guy but his juice ran dry from about mid 2018 onwards and certainly hasn’t done anything of note since he left us. Anyway Spurs in deep shit coys
Okay, Igor Tudor will be a disaster guys. This is not the man to get us out of the shit. First time since 1998 (when we needed Klinsmann to come back for a 2nd time) that I am genuinely fearful and realistic that Tottenham will get relegated coys
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Okay, Igor Tudor will be a disaster guys. This is not the man to get us out of the shit. First time since 1998 (when we needed Klinsmann to come back for a 2nd time) that I am genuinely fearful and realistic that Tottenham will get relegated coys
are we Watford in disguise COYS
February 13, 2026 at 2:26 PM
are we Watford in disguise COYS
Tottenham Hotspur fans are Marvin sat on the backseat, minding our business, getting shot in the face
Tottenham Hotspur is John Travolta in Pulp Fiction getting shot moments after getting off the shitter!
Tottenham Hotspur is Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction waiting for the syringe.
February 12, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Tottenham Hotspur fans are Marvin sat on the backseat, minding our business, getting shot in the face
Well not quite The Thing we are all hoping for but Frank going is still welcome coys
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Well not quite The Thing we are all hoping for but Frank going is still welcome coys
We need someone willing to come in until end of season while our braindead owners try and cobble a plan together for a new man and summer strategy without European football.
I want this man
I want this man
February 11, 2026 at 8:36 AM
We need someone willing to come in until end of season while our braindead owners try and cobble a plan together for a new man and summer strategy without European football.
I want this man
I want this man
Has he been sacked yet? Coys
February 11, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Has he been sacked yet? Coys
Hmm. It’s a tough crowd but either Tommy or this guy
February 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Hmm. It’s a tough crowd but either Tommy or this guy
Honestly give Harry Redknapp a 3 month contract and get to a CL semi and finish 12th. Best we can hope for
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Honestly give Harry Redknapp a 3 month contract and get to a CL semi and finish 12th. Best we can hope for
Agree 100% but the bigger worry is who do we bring in? Will be like an emergency loan to help keep us up and then more dogshit next year and sacked by November. A real big fucking mess our owners have left us in
There is no reality in which Thomas Frank should still be Tottenham manager tomorrow morning
February 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Agree 100% but the bigger worry is who do we bring in? Will be like an emergency loan to help keep us up and then more dogshit next year and sacked by November. A real big fucking mess our owners have left us in
The rulers at Tottenham Hotspur FC need the Ceauşescu treatment
My perverse interest out of all this malevolence is wondering, what will be The Thing? What will be the final straw? What will (hopefully) see Trump dragged out the White House and given the Ceauşescu treatment? Coys
Important: House Dem leaders just said Trump's call for execution of Dems has prompted them to contact US Capitol Police and House Sergeant at Arms to "ensure the safety of these members and their families."
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
February 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
The rulers at Tottenham Hotspur FC need the Ceauşescu treatment
Thomas Frank should have been sacked on the evening of January 10. Everything after that is all on whoever calls the shots in this shitshow coys
February 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Thomas Frank should have been sacked on the evening of January 10. Everything after that is all on whoever calls the shots in this shitshow coys
Pleased for Gray, but I just can’t celebrate. Even an unlikely winning goal. It’s papering over canyons. No hiding from how bad we are coys
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Pleased for Gray, but I just can’t celebrate. Even an unlikely winning goal. It’s papering over canyons. No hiding from how bad we are coys
I think I’d take George Graham back at this rate coys
February 10, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I think I’d take George Graham back at this rate coys
Feel a tad sorry for all the Spurs fans lured to us by the fun and exciting poch 2014-2018 football. It’s always been like this! Shite coys
February 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Feel a tad sorry for all the Spurs fans lured to us by the fun and exciting poch 2014-2018 football. It’s always been like this! Shite coys
Just a bunch of strangers out there coys
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Just a bunch of strangers out there coys
Would love the stats on how many players we’ve seen gingerly walk off the field and not see them for 6 months coys
February 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Would love the stats on how many players we’ve seen gingerly walk off the field and not see them for 6 months coys
Here we go then. COYS. If we fail to win tonight we are in deep(er) shit
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Here we go then. COYS. If we fail to win tonight we are in deep(er) shit
I am hearing and seeing COYS but not FEELING it coys
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I am hearing and seeing COYS but not FEELING it coys
Spurs are level with Leeds who, apparently, are in a relegation dogfight. Coys
February 7, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Spurs are level with Leeds who, apparently, are in a relegation dogfight. Coys
Utterly braindead Romero. Will miss the game v Arse too. Sell the cunt coys
February 7, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Utterly braindead Romero. Will miss the game v Arse too. Sell the cunt coys
I am not going to the game today but I will be in a pub in Manchester, giving it the big time coys
February 7, 2026 at 11:29 AM
I am not going to the game today but I will be in a pub in Manchester, giving it the big time coys
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