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please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write
July 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write
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In my opinion the real problem is the male homeliness epidemic. You guys are ugly as shit.
August 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
In my opinion the real problem is the male homeliness epidemic. You guys are ugly as shit.
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The problem? Thrift stores google the prices of all their merchandise, making it less likely an amazing deal slips through the cracks.
The plan? A chain of thrift stores staffed entirely by convicted pedophiles who have been legally banned from using the internet
The plan? A chain of thrift stores staffed entirely by convicted pedophiles who have been legally banned from using the internet
August 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The problem? Thrift stores google the prices of all their merchandise, making it less likely an amazing deal slips through the cracks.
The plan? A chain of thrift stores staffed entirely by convicted pedophiles who have been legally banned from using the internet
The plan? A chain of thrift stores staffed entirely by convicted pedophiles who have been legally banned from using the internet
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there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
April 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
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guys i’m starting to think all lives do not actually matter to them
July 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
guys i’m starting to think all lives do not actually matter to them
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the only “grey lady” I respect is the spirit who sobs in the corner of my bedroom from 2-3am each night
July 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
the only “grey lady” I respect is the spirit who sobs in the corner of my bedroom from 2-3am each night
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buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
May 12, 2025 at 9:04 AM
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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before you get mad at me please stop and think about how that would make me feel
May 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
before you get mad at me please stop and think about how that would make me feel
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(tearfully pleading) delete your account
May 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
(tearfully pleading) delete your account
Bitch you’re in nursing school but you can’t use the correct form of too/to ???
May 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Bitch you’re in nursing school but you can’t use the correct form of too/to ???
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if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
We out here wishing basset hounds a happy birthday on the basset hound subreddit
April 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
We out here wishing basset hounds a happy birthday on the basset hound subreddit
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Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died
April 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died
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the coveted brown checkmark verifies that the user has gone more than five years without shitting their pants
April 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
the coveted brown checkmark verifies that the user has gone more than five years without shitting their pants
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The Onion Looks Back On Pope Francis Busting His Holy Ass
April 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The Onion Looks Back On Pope Francis Busting His Holy Ass
About to break out the tried and true “I’m kms”
April 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
About to break out the tried and true “I’m kms”
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Only a fool yearns to be "Verified" by a website rather than being verified by the Lord
April 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Only a fool yearns to be "Verified" by a website rather than being verified by the Lord
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no, your majesty, your subjects have simply gathered outside the castle to proclaim their love for you. they're waving those pitchforks because of all you've done for the farmers
April 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
no, your majesty, your subjects have simply gathered outside the castle to proclaim their love for you. they're waving those pitchforks because of all you've done for the farmers
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...
theonion.com
April 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
Where is the wicked part two trailer. Where
April 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Where is the wicked part two trailer. Where
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spending so much time with the boys that our diarrhea syncs up
January 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
spending so much time with the boys that our diarrhea syncs up
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they can bring back tiktok but not david lynch??
January 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
they can bring back tiktok but not david lynch??
Can you guys please shut the fuck up
January 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Can you guys please shut the fuck up
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I get no thanks or recognition for Not Being Worse. I could be worse and yet I choose not to be. But if this continues perhaps I'll be forced to reconsider...
January 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I get no thanks or recognition for Not Being Worse. I could be worse and yet I choose not to be. But if this continues perhaps I'll be forced to reconsider...